When you really, really need a safety pin

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10 Responses to When you really, really need a safety pin

  1. Buckaroo says:

    Entitled cat ladies do this all the time in airplanes

  2. Paul B says:

    Some spot on that one. Imagine it smelled. Anything cold in the arch would have worked

  3. Allen says:

    Or a match.

    • bogsidebunny says:

      No matches allowed on planes. And TSA will divest you of any objects that you could use to discourage the foot invasion. I suggest you use the only resource sharp enough and TSA legal to respond to the attack of the 5-toe pedicured stink-monster. Bend over and bite the babes big toe off and flick the bloody digit over the back of your seat.

  4. Tim D says:

    Or a zip-tie

  5. Kapt Kaos says:

    I usually plant my elbow down then use it as a fulcrum to shift my 230 million pounds around until I’m comfortable. If’n I do it on said cat lady’s toe jam I just act like I didn’t notice her stinky foot anyway.

    • censusdesignatedplace says:

      Beat me to it. Yeah, a nice sharp, tight elbow with all my body weight on it should do.

  6. Daryl says:

    How about just speaking up? “Get your damn fucking foot off of there you ugly 10cent cunt.” But if you want a war, just slam your seat back when you know she maybe has her tray down and not expecting it.

  7. MikeH says:

    the foolishness of not wearing practical walking shoes and socks when traveling in any kind of vehicle is mind blowing. planes crash, cars break down, roads become un passable.
    a good coat and your leather personnel carriers just may save your life

  8. Rat Bastard says:

    Just a hot cup of coffee and a “little” turbulence!!!

Play nice.