Butt why?

Flatulence is largely looked down upon by society, especially if it’s the “silent but deadly kind” – yes, you know exactly what we mean. But passing gas is a perfectly normal bodily function and there’s absolutely no reason to judge a farter!

But if you’d like to spare yourself the judgemental looks from strangers, one company has a solution. Flat-D Innovation’s charcoal-based flatulence deodorizers essentially “neutralize” a fart – it’s perfect for people who are plagued with particularly offensive-smelling flatulence.

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4 Responses to Butt why?

  1. chicken thief says:

    This is old news. Back in the early 90’s the Wayans Brothers had a product called Flatuscent. Don’t know if passed the smell test or not.

  2. Miles Long says:

    Why in the world would I want to, or even care about neutralizing my farts? They go away in a minute or so… except when the real thick ones get trapped in your nose for a day or two.

    These look like more fun anyway. Nosehair burning assbombs?


  3. Craig says:

    More feminization of merica……

  4. Heathen says:

    Or if you feel especially evil just say “Does anybody smell popcorn ?” right after you fart,so everyone takes a deep breath.

Play nice.