Hey, you wanted everything on it, right?

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18 Responses to Hey, you wanted everything on it, right?

  1. Phssthpok says:

    Is this one of those ‘when you see it..’ type photos?

    Cause I ain’t seein’ it.

    pepperoni? Check
    Saugage? check
    Peppers? check
    Olives? check
    Tomatoes? check
    Pineapple? (Ew, but not uncommon) Check
    Spinich? (not as uncommon) Check
    Zuchinni? (again, uncommon, but not as Ew as Pineapple) check
    Cheese? check

    …wait….is..is that a GOLDFISH below the pineapple chunk?

    • …and the bolt, for additional iron (at upper left margin of the slice, just above the tooth marks…)

      • Phssthpok says:

        My brain parsed that as two separate bits of black olive that got stuck together. Typically mechanical olive pitters leave an ‘X’ shaped entry mark.

        Now if that had been stainless or nickle plated I’d recognize it as a screw right off…

    • crazyeighter says:

      Dammit, I ordered allen-head stainless screws…

  2. Greg says:

    How bout the SCREW and Washer? :-)

    • the other jack says:

      99% certain its a slice of olive on top of another. the machine that pits the olive leaves that “Phillips screw head” mark.

  3. Bob says:

    That is disgusting

    • Padawan says:

      I want to know how self-absorbed you have to be to eat more than half the slice before you notice that.

  4. Sanders says:

    Someone’s pizza order got screwed up.

  5. Padawan says:

    That’s an odd looking black olive.

  6. rayvet says:

    Hell, if you’re going to ruin a pizza with pineapple (please let my wife not read this) why not go all out and fuck it up entirely with metal.

  7. meh says:

    Are the fancy black olives extra?

  8. Anderson says:

    The only thing more egregious than this that I’ve seen on a pizza is chicken. Chicken does not belong on pizza.

  9. bogsidebunny says:

    Peter Buttigieg screams: “Dang, Ya forgot the creamy semen sauce?”

  10. brighteyes says:

    Pisses me off people call that shit pizza. Scum yuppie shit. I’d eat the screw before I’d eat that crap. Fruit on a pizza? Fuck off. Spinach, zucchini yer shittin me right?

  11. Aesop says:

    Um, guys, the “screw” and “washer” is two slices of black olive.

    What’s gross is dumping half a ton of assorted rabbit chow on a perfectly good pizza.

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