Meet Claire, the woman who runs dicks

For a little over three years, Claire has been running the streets in the shape of dicks. The 33-year-old New Jerseyan says it started as an accident on Thanksgiving 2015 when she visited her brother in Kansas City, went for a run, and got lost. Claire eventually found her way back, tracing a roundabout route through the streets of the city’s east. But looking back at her GPS tracker she noticed something. Sketched out on a map, her course almost perfectly resembled the outline of an erect phallus—balls and all. Claire had unwittingly run her very first dick. And thus, @dick_run_claire was born.

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5 Responses to Meet Claire, the woman who runs dicks

  1. Mac says:

    Look at meeee! 33 childless with a dog but foul minded and common.

  2. SgtBob says:

    One of the examples looked more like Oklahoma, so it really wasn’t…Wait. Oklahoma? Yeah, it was a dick.

  3. censusdesignatedplace says:

    Two Different ‘Dick Run Claires’ Are Feuding Online over Who Came First

    “I don’t mind that she’s running dicks. I mind that she’s acting like she came up with this without crediting me.”

    But guys are the crude and depraved ones, right?

  4. Sanders says:

    Whatever pops yer cork…

  5. rocketride says:

    I’ve heard of people being told to ‘EAT a bag of dicks’. . .

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