San Francisco Holds Nation’s First Plastic Straw Buyback Event

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) – As part of an effort to raise awareness of and generate support for California’s recent legislation banning plastic straws, the city of San Francisco held a plastic straw buyback event to help “rid our streets of these tubular menaces to society.”
San Francisco Mayor London Breed explained why her city made this extraordinary effort to wake people up to the all-too-serious threat from plastic straws.
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16 Responses to San Francisco Holds Nation’s First Plastic Straw Buyback Event

  1. Frank says:

    Maybe they need a feces buy back too.

    • mathman54 says:

      Can’t wait to see ads for feces tourism. Excrement Excursions, going to the best places to go. Catering to the Number 1 fans of Number 2! Observe the natives! Learn from professionals before joining in the Fecal Festivities!

  2. drjim says:

    My God, the insanity.

    We’re so happy to be out of that screwed-up state!!

  3. harvolson says:

    Wanted to say thanks for the link to IMAO :-)

    Ya know, I had to Google the Mayor’s name twice, because I thought it was a joke the first time.

    And agreeing with FaCubeItches on the more appropriate use for said name…

  4. pigpen51 says:

    That reminds me of the question of what is long, thin, white, and fits between two folds of skin? A cigarette, you perverts.

  5. WestcoastDeplorable says:

    I wouldn’t doubt they would do something stupid like this. It’s getting worse here day by day.

  6. Elmo says:

    Plastic straws are tubular menaces to society but used plastic hypodermic syringes add to the charm of San Francisco, right Mayor Breed?

  7. Daryl says:

    Stepping in bum shit ain’t the problem, it’s soda straws, they bad.

  8. Cederq says:

    Are they worried about assault straws, I am worried about assault feces…

  9. FaCubeItches says:

    All I know is that “London Breed” would be an awesome name for a group of soccer hooligans.

  10. NewVegasBadger says:

    Given the collective insanity of our society and culture, it is becoming increasingly difficult to distinguish between satire and policies proposed liberals (e.g. AOC, or a university professor)

  11. LargeMarge says:

    If you are south of Oregon, west of Nevada/Arizona, you are behind enemy lines.

    Ha ha! Only kidding! California is safe. Very safe. Especially with the government agents doing background checks so residents can purchase a bullet.

  12. censusdesignatedplace says:

    Oh Yeah? Pry’em out of my cold, dead smoothie, fuckers!

  13. kennymac says:

    “rid our streets of these tubular menaces to society.”

    They are going to need a bigger buy back.

Play nice.