Check out the new Target display at select stores.
Yep. That’s the kid’s section. But what someone does in their own bedroom is none of my business, am I right? I mean, it’s not like anyone wants to turn your kid gay, you goofball bible beater.
No. They just want to, you know, present it as an option for kids–a really cool, socially acceptable one that’ll earn you group praise and maybe a bit of friendly life coaching from a totally-not-trying-to-have-sex-with-you adult homosexual.