As long as they had fun

At least five people had fingers or parts of their hands blown off on Independence Day in what the Pulaski County sheriff’s office called a “fireworks war” in College Station.

Deputies arrested 12 people on various charges after several deputies received minor burns from people shooting fireworks at them, sheriff’s office spokesman Lt. Cody Burk said.
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7 Responses to As long as they had fun

  1. whynot says:

    Reading the article, your headline could also have been “Guess the Race”…

    With fingers and hands blown off, I’ll guess that the dumbasses tried to hold the mortars. Their new nicknames?? Claw, stubby, dumbass

  2. nonncom says:

    “The guy with the eye patch and missing 3 fingers sells the best fireworks”….

  3. STW says:

    When television and movies are your only experience with explosions and no one in your viewing history has ever gotten mussed hair when a building is blown up around them, this is the result. Remember, cause and effect is oppressive.

  4. brighteyes says:

    I despise firecrackers. Fireworks I just don’t go to see. Ya wanna make big bangs? I’m sure the USMC and Army have a spot for you. Ya can make all the big bangs ya want, aint that cool? I experienced all that first hand and I’m hear ta sadly tell ya making big bangs does not make yer dick bigger, sorry.

    • DW says:

      Like the Long Bien ammo dump during the Tet offensive in 1968. First and last fireworks display that had jeeps in it.

  5. Butch says:

    The only “College Station” I have ever heard about is in Texas and it is the town where Texas A&M University is located. Forever, Texas AGGIES have been the brunt of jokes because A&M had a policy to let any dumb farm kid go to school there.

    And I suppose they proved it with their stupid firecracker war. Jeez, they could have just gone to the paint-ball ranch and played “war” there.

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