Just sayin’


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23 Responses to Just sayin’

  1. Spiro says:

    Only a woman would ask such a stupid question.

    • B_Rad says:

      Only a Libtard women would ask such a question. I bet her pussy smells like rotten catfish. All my women are damn proficient with any firearm you hand them.

    • joe tentpeg says:

      From a psychological ‘projection’ perspective, it’s been a long documented area…

      …filed under….’penis envy.’

  2. Jack says:

    Herr name has something to do with her crotch problem I would suspect

  3. Exile1981 says:

    A lot of lefties think that owning a 4×4 and a gun equals small penis; while it tells me they live rural .

  4. Paul B says:

    Not sure what I would tell her beyond Good Bye.

  5. Critter says:

    What if I owned a whole bunch of guns?

  6. warhorse says:

    I love the ones that say carrying a big gun means you have a small dick. I usually turn that around on them. I say my standard carry gun is a .32, which is about as small as they go for a defensive pistol. by your logic, that means I’m hung like John Holmes. I would be happy to demonstrate for you, since you asked…(start unzipping my pants)

    that’s usually where they stop me. the one time I almost got in trouble the cop thought it was the funniest thing he’d heard in a long time.

    • Padawan says:

      Oh. That is sooooo going into my book. That’s something the main (male) character would do. >:-)

    • PoppaGary says:

      Even James Bond carried a Walter PPK in 7.65 mm\32 cal and I don’t think he was lacking.
      Using this logic, I guess the new “Jam(ie) Bond will be carrying a Desert Eagle or something like that.

    • FaCubeItches says:

      “I say my standard carry gun is a .32, which is about as small as they go for a defensive pistol. ”

      To that, I say ‘ha!”
      – The North American Arms Mini Mag

  7. fortygrit says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my gun…”

  8. Rocketguy says:

    The whole, “Never stick your dick in crazy,” thing is a lot easier when they announce it up front.

    • Ragnar says:

      A matter of degree. I was married to a Japanese woman.

      Whole lot of different.

      Divorced. 19 year old daughter lives with mom.

      Guilty as charged. I stuck my dick in crazy.

      Ironically I now have a girlfriend who is crazy too

      Must be hormones.

    • NITZAKHON says:

      HA HA HA HA HA! Nice.

  9. brighteyes says:

    Comer baby, let me flog ya wit me dong.

  10. Jesse in DC says:

    “A” gun? SMH…

    • Old Gray Wolf says:

      Yeah, when a guy owns A gun, there is something wrong with him. Who does that? Every man I know has several. Some of us have almost enough.

      • warhorse says:

        whats the old saying…oh yeah…”beware the man who only owns one gun, for he likely knows how to use it”

        that said I can equip at least 3 squads out of my collection right now. 4 if they don’t mind using .30-30’s

  11. Padawan says:

    I don’t think I’d want to be with a guy who didn’t own at least a couple of guns. But then again most run in the opposite direction when I tell them I’m trained and licensed to carry my Taurus.

  12. Antibubba says:

    Never bring a baseball bat to a gunfight.

Play nice.