“PREPARE TO REPEL ALL BOARDERS!!!”

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18 Responses to “PREPARE TO REPEL ALL BOARDERS!!!”

  1. censusdesignatedplace says:

    “Which one of you shitbricks ordered Chinese? This fucking job doesn’t pay enough.”

  2. brighteyes says:

    Looks like Iran up against the US Navy.

    • FaCubeItches says:

      Can’t be the US Navy – it hasn’t rammed anything the size of 6 city blocks yet.

  3. Bradley Bass says:

    Is that her saying that or the ship?

    • SWRichmond says:

      That’s not a ship, it’s a boat. Whatever you do, dont call that a ship in earshot of any submariner.

      Ships are targets.

  4. Gryphon says:

    Russian Sub. Ensign is the Saint Andrew’s Cross, the origin of the “Confederate” Flag. Notice how the Russians don’t care about someone on a Paddleboard approaching a Sub; the U.S. Navy would be shitting themselves and opening up on them with a Machine Gun….

    • Rayvet says:

      They don’t care because she’s going to be dead in short order from their radiation leaks.

  5. Milo Mindbender says:

    I can tell its a diesel boat as the control planes are on the bow not the tower. Both us and the ussr moved them when we broke free of infernal combustion as a main propulsion system.

    • Roy says:

      And…. You would be wrong.

      Just look at the 688i class, the Seawolf class, and the Virginia class SSNs.

  6. Bill says:

    Actually, the St. Andew’s cross flag is white on blue.

    • Bill says:

      So I guess the Saint Andrew’s cross can be either blue on white or white on blue, so disregard my previous remark. The Scot’s flag is also the Saint Andrew’s cross but reversed colors.

      • Lord of the Fleas says:

        Whichever it is, just consider the fact that a Russian sub is flying a flag with a Christian cross on it. Would any western navy do that in today’s SJW-driven climate?

        • FaCubeItches says:

          The Royal Navy still flies the Union Flag (St. George and St. Andrew) and the White Ensign (St. George), both of which are comprised of Christian crosses.

  7. kdts2002 says:

    The Captain left home without his lunch. She has it on the front of the board.

  8. Tree Mike says:

    Except that one.

  9. TRF says:

    All I can think of is the opening scene of the movie 1941 with the chick on the top of the periscope and the Jap screaming “Hahrywood! Hahrywood!”

    • FaCubeItches says:

      Or Sean Connery talking to the producers of The Hunt For Red October:

      Rushian? Rushian? I don’t larn Rushian! You hire a crew sho I blend in!

  10. ron says:

    lot lizard?

Play nice.