The only thing shorter than this guy is his temper.
Chris “The Bagel Boss” Morgan became the internet’s latest viral sensation after his Tuesday morning rant about women not wanting to date men under 5 feet tall ended with him being tackled by a bystander.
Like I was telling Woody, when me and my first wife split I was looking to get laid so I was checking out online dating sites because I’m too damned cheap to go to bars. All the hot women stipulated that they were looking for men over 6 feet tall. The ugly women didn’t give a shit how tall you are.