Your Thursday Evening Florida Report

After her boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex, a Florida Woman allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and slashed him multiple times on the arm and shoulder, according to a criminal complaint.

The confrontation between Jennifer Lee Chapman, 37, and her live-in boyfriend occurred around 5:45 AM Friday in the couple’s apartment in Dunedin, a Tampa suburb.

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3 Responses to Your Thursday Evening Florida Report

  1. FrankP says:

    After Chapman grabbed a knife and cut her arm, the couple began grappling on the kitchen floor. When they briefly separated, Chapman allegedly “cut victim’s left arm and shoulder area multiple times.” She also head-butted and punched her boyfriend in the face, cops allege.

    OK, so she got foreplay, if not the actual act. What else did she want? Cuddling?

  2. Frank says:

    If gals can have headaches, guys can have fatigue.

  3. Kapt Kaos says:

    Woof. Did you guys see the mugshot of that swamp donkey? I don’t think I could ever be well rested enough to roll that buzzard faced gutter mutt.

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