Good ol’ Florida

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23 Responses to Good ol’ Florida

  1. nonncom says:

    Wow, what a party….

  2. Skipperdaddy says:

    You fuck with me your fucking with the whole damn trailer park.

  3. De Oppresso Liber says:

    She’s a keeper………as soon as she gets out, of course.

  4. Kapt Kaos says:

    Her eyes are too far apart.

  5. woodsterman says:

    I know her. She lives in my trailer park.

  6. Wolffman says:

    actually, the photo was taken BEFORE she got all ornery…

  7. brighteyes says:

    A Maid Women

  8. Bobo the Hobo says:

    Yup, that’s just how we roll

  9. Paul B says:

    That is some major league crazy right there.

  10. nonncom says:

    This reminds me of the old saying about the difference between good friends and great friends…..a good friend will bail you out of jail…..a great friend is sitting right next to you going “Wow, that was awesome!”…

  11. Richard says:

    Darn, why don’t I get invited to exciting weddings where the brides maids expose themselves? Must be hanging out with the wrong crowd.

  12. rocketride says:

    They spelled ‘horror’ wrong.

  13. jiminalaska says:

    A rather memorable wedding, OK, maybe not in Florida.

  14. Lofty says:

    Just sounds like a great night out to me.

  15. MadMarlin says:

    I think she’s got a neurological disorder by her left eye sagging like that. Or it’s just one of those lazy eye syndrome. Either way I can’t tell which eye is looking where.

  16. warhorse says:

    I’ve been to a wedding where the groom came running back into the house, handed me a gun, and said “here, hold this, shit is about to go down…” before running back outside.

    • SgtBob says:

      All right, warhorse. You have piqued our interest. What part of Oklahoma or Kentucky was this, and did the shit go down?

      • warhorse says:

        franklin,NH. and the cops arrived about 5 minutes after he went back outside.

        the bride’s brother thought he was owed some money..less than a grand. well the bride and groom paid him, even thought he wasn’t really owed anything, to get him to STFU and not wreck the wedding. which was at the bride’s home.

        well the bride’s mom thought he was owed MORE, and started in with convincing him to “go back in there and get what’s yours”. well in order to build up his courage…or something..the guy starts doing burnouts with his car up and down the street. the groom’s family were outside smoking and figured he was just being a jackass and wanted him to knock it off, so they shot him a few one-fingered salutes figuring he’d finally leave.

        well nope..he gets out of his car, and starts yelling at them. well most of these guys are from fall river,MA where yelling at someone and cursing out their mother is a friendly way of saying hello, so they’re not terribly impressed. which pisses him off even more. meanwhile the bride’s mom is encouraging him to go get what he’s “owed”.

        this is where the neighbors have finally had enough, and called the cops and let everyone know it. so the groom comes inside…I’m doing some cleanup and putting stuff away mostly so the dog doesn’t think he’s in coldcut heaven..he hands me this turn-of-the-century .32 long colt revolver he bought just for the wedding. it was a nickel-plated “gentleman’s gun” and he figured it would add some class to the occasion. well he figures if the cops show up the first thing they’re gonna focus on is this gun and the rest of what’s going on will be forgotten as they cuff-and-stuff him on his wedding day. not that he was doing anything wrong, but sometimes cops see GUN and the only thing on their mind is to get whoever has it to a position where they can’t use it….then figure out what’s what. so he wanted the gun out of the equation, and figured I’d be the right guy to give it to.

        the bride follows the groom outside, and starts crying about how her brother ruined her wedding day over $500 he wasn’t even owed. the cops finally show and they separate everyone and get the bride’s mom and the brother to get in their cars and leave. the cops then suggest any more noise from the rest of the group and the “breach of peace” tickets will be about $100 each, and go up $50 every time someone complains about it, so knock it off. if you can’t go home at least shut the hell up and go inside.

Play nice.