Retired life – what can I say

Man, I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. I titled both today’s Florida Report and gifdump as Wednesday’s and promptly got called out on it.
I generally pre-schedule as much as I can a day or two up front, but damn, I also usually go back and check for the correct dates, times and spelling when I’m done.

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27 Responses to Retired life – what can I say

  1. Matt says:

    Not a biggy, we’re just funnin’ ya. I’m looking forward to that day when I can also lose track of what day it is.


  2. Frank says:

    I can relate. I am retired also and sometimes have to really think about what day it is. Retired life is rough isn’t it?

  3. Elmo says:

    Don’t feel bad, Friend. I woke up this morning thinking it was Saturday.
    I’ve been a day off before, but never a half a week off.

  4. Roy says:

    Since I retired, my week now consists of six Saturdays and one Sunday.

  5. WestcoastDeplorable says:

    Don’t feel bad, Kenny…I regularly have to check to see what month it is. And I have a little post-it note on my computer screen with the year….it IS 2019 isn’t it?

  6. No worries. Your posts either make me chuckle, make me nod in agreement, learn something new, or think really hard.

    Keep up the good work. Your blog means more to people than you probably know.

  7. xtron says:

    don’t worry man.
    when you are retired there are two days in the week….sunday…and….not sunday

  8. Bert says:

    It is called “senior moment”. Sounds like you are about there.

  9. WoodBurner says:

    Near as I can tell your right on schedule.

    Keep up the Great Work!

  10. Exile1981 says:

    Senility? It does happen to people your age, often followed by incontenance.

  11. brighteyes says:

    If it’s Tuesday an you say it’s Friday then it’s Friday. I could give a rats ass what day, month, time or year it is. I love being retired.

  12. george seymour says:

    Being retired is…
    What was I gonna say?

  13. alfie195671 says:

    When I see the neighbor put his trash cans out it means tomorrow is trash day. Next to Sunday, which is comics and crossword puzzle, it is a very important day.

  14. Bert says:

    Let’s see a show of hands here: how many of us (you too, Kenny) find ourselves just having walked into another room of the house and now are wondering: Why the Hell Did I Come in Here?

  15. Jeffery in Alabama says:

    It happens to the best of us for various reasons.

  16. Heathen says:

    I told you this would happen.Welcome to the club.

  17. Rob says:

    It was that last birthday…

    • Elmo says:

      Yep, it’s all downhill after 60. You’ve just got to enjoy the ride and thank the Good Lord for letting you get this far.

  18. MeToo!@luis says:

    You are an old fart now.

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