Suicide. Sure. Uh-huh. You bet.

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, law enforcement sources told the Post Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. and headed to New York Downtown Hospital. A call for a reported cardiac arrest came in at 6:38 a.m., Fire Department sources said.

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102 Responses to Suicide. Sure. Uh-huh. You bet.

  1. Martinez Alex says:

    Well, now what?..

    • Nemo says:

      Death investigation by …wait for it… the FBI!!! BBWWAAHHAAHHAAHHAA!!! This just in … the video camera’s aimed at Epstein’s cell to monitor him for suicide WERE ALL MALFUNCTIONING! BBWWAAHHAAHHAAHHAA!

      so, no film at 11

    • james says:

      Now what? the deep state nwo globo homos carry on with business as usual.

  2. Griffin says:

    Bill and Hillary are devastated I’m sure!

    • Bert says:

      I am sure Hillary will say a prayer for him when she goes to church Sunday-once she googles the location of a nearby church that has no steps out front. Kinda reminds me of the old phrase “like a whore in church”.

      After what happened to Whitey Bulger last fall you’d have thought someone, somewhere-DOJ, corrections, White House-would have said: “Let’s keep this guy alive-we need him if we are going to clean things up”. Who the hell is standing up to Deep State?

      • crazyeighter says:

        You might want to keep a look over your shoulder, lest some whore decides to beat your ass for calling you a “hillary”.

  3. RTinWeimar says:

    Arkancide…To be friends with the Clintons is certainly a dead end prospect. Simply a matter of time.

  4. Fubar57 says:

    Caution, Clinton’s at work!

  5. JamesD says:

    Well, I am not buying it. To high of a level prisoner that was already placed on a suicide watch to be successful. I was surprised that the list of his fellow perps that was just released did not include slick willie clinton. Something stinks big time but I doubt us common folks will ever learn the truth.

  6. Grog says:

    Not surprising.

  7. oldawg says:

    Well well, Does any one know if billary has suffered any injuries from doing a jig?

  8. Kapt Kaos says:

    I’m shocked, shocked I say. Not one man on this side of the divide could imagine any other outcome for that piece of shit. The cabal is not just getting sloppy these days but they aren’t even trying to hide their crimes. Now these lawless fuckers want to disarm the dirt people? Gee, I wonder how that will work out for us?

  9. Paul says:

    This was supposed to happen last weekend… will be covered up any way…

  10. Backtable says:

    You can bet there’s no CCTV/Security footage, either. How in the hell does that happen? Not very reassuring given all that’s gone on these last two years…

    • Backtable says:

      From Zero Hedge, “NBC is also reporting…There have been other unsubstantiated reports of camera malfunctions at the prison.”

  11. TC says:

    Yeah, right. That perv is sitting under an umbrella on a tropical island sipping a fruity cocktail right now.

  12. AZPhil says:

    Yeah nothing will cause your death quicker than dirt on a Clinton LMAO!!!

  13. nonncom says:

    Right in front of your eyes, ladies and gentlemen…..feats of daring beyond belief….”There’s a sucker born every minute”…..

  14. bob says:

    Given a drug to look like he died, removed for his own safety? Welcome to Gitmo Jeff.

    • Martinez Alex says:

      I hope you’re right, maybe the right people at work.

    • crazyeighter says:

      Or was TOLD he was being given “a drug to look like he died” but did the full monty.

      I’m guessing Fentanyl, whether he knew it or not.

      I wonder what the autopsy is going to show?

  15. Elder Nerd says:

    Once again the mega evil will skate justice through crafty manipulation and secret combinations… I was so hopeful that the Epstein’s investigation and subsequent trials would have flushed the sewage block out… Oh well, evil triumphs again…

    • Rick says:

      Nyet, comrade. You have selected your targets, da? The party (of The People) have tasked you with targeting of selected persons inside the collective, .308 is now in effect.

  16. Alan says:

    How would you commit suicide in a jail cell while being under suicide watch?

    • crazyeighter says:

      There’s a corrections officer that’s gonna get fired over this. He won’t care, because he just won the lottery.

      • snuffy says:

        What needs to be tracked now, is corrections officer/s who commit suicide or die in some unexpected accident or from a heart attack and no history of heart ailment, in the next 5 or 6 months.

      • Matt says:

        And have a car wreck on the way to the bank to cash the check.

        • crazyeighter says:

          Sudden wealth he (nor his estate) can account for.

          • snuffy says:

            Nah, easier and cheaper to whack somebody. Even if you buy someone off, there’s always a chance they talk if they get busted for something. Whack ’em and they can’t talk.

    • Jeremy says:

      They were passing the popcorn and making bets on how long he’d kick?

  17. De Oppresso Liber says:

    Someone gotz some splainin’ to do. How do you die under a clinton watch?

  18. mtnforge says:

    How utterly convenient.
    There are no unrelated, innocent, spontaneous, inconvenient, singular, isolated coincidences in this age of total political elite corruption.
    Who doesn’t end up taking a dirt nap who was on the verge of disclosing incriminating evidence about the clintons and their crime syndicate?

    Not one soul.

    It could not be any more obvious. Just the trail of clinton dead evinces a pattern of corruption, child trafficking, and treason, an unbroken continuous thread of evil and murder from the day those two phsycopaths walked thru the doors of the white house.

  19. tomrdcinc2 says:

    No viewing………wasnt him……… wisked away somewhere…………well thats a theory and on par with anything the libs can dream up. Homeless guy will be cremated Monday and put in Epsteins urn.

  20. So in NYC, “Suicide Watch” means they watch you commit suicide…
    … so who had 8/10/19 ‘with a rope’ in the pool?

    I mean besides Hillary?

  21. Elmo says:

    Show me the body.

  22. Frankie says:

    I’d never have guessed in a million years that this was gonna happen.I’m shocked I tell ya,just shocked!
    …and how convenient for so many MANY people.

  23. Judy says:

    This was predicted weeks ago.

    Anybody with knowledge of how it was pulled off isn’t going to live much longer, either.

    What’s the body count now? 101…102? Hard to keep up with the count.

  24. We’ve seen the death of Epstein and the outing of 2 LEFTIST active shooters evolve in the past week – any further doubts about the reality of globalist MSM/Agendas?

  25. Robb says:

    LOL! I just commented on Yahoo, “Jeffrey Epstein got Vince Foster’ed”

  26. censusdesignatedplace says:

    If you walk a 12 year old past the carcass and it springs a woodie, it’s him.

  27. KC says:

    The Clinton’s can get to anybody!

  28. Shooter says:

    Trumps DOJ didn’t protect him. Think about that for a few serious minutes. We ain’t voting ourselves out of this. Better have a plan.

    • DaveP says:

      “Trump’s DOJ”? Have you been paying attention the last couple of years? Strozk’s “Insurance plan”? The origins of the Steele dossier?
      It is in no way Trump’s DOJ. That’s a big part of the problem.

      • M. Sage says:

        Exactly. And it’s no coincidence that the corrupt Deep State were supporting Hillary.

        Looks like they still are.

      • Shooter says:

        Yes. TRUMPS DOJ. Robert Barr, the man he wanted, runs the show. IF any president, a.n.y. President wants a witness protected, it’s a done deal. Trump didn’t obviously. It’s very very simple. This actually has nothing to do with anything else. But feel free to miss the obvious. The NY Democrat failed again. Or did he?

        • DaveP. says:

          You’ve got a refreshingly naïve view of how the government bureaus work. Stay golden, Ponyboy.

          • shooter says:

            Naive? Really? Enlighten me me gotitallfigutedthefuckout. Show your homework, with links. Yeah, that’s right ,you can’t, because you are blinded enough to underestimate the true power of the executive branch. If Trump, or a.n.y. president wants something, it happens. Faggy little communist lifers can’t slow walk enough paperwork to stop it. Again, it’s really very simple. As are you obviously.your orange emperor let it happen, as ordered. You need to accept it, and stop trying to give superhero powers to administration types.

  29. Exile1981 says:

    Twitter is going ape shit, the left is claiming Putin had Epstein killed so Russian bots could push the fake Clinton body count meme. Plus they claim it was Trump not Slick willy who made all the trips to pedo island.

    I can’t believe these people believe this crap

    • NITZAKHON says:

      They HAVE TO believe this.

      What’s the alternative? That OrangeCheeto Trump actually won, and that America actually rejects their Philosopher-King Elite rule.

      They’d rather glom on to the psychosis than admit that.

  30. Zot says:

    The long arm of Hillary strikes again.

  31. Gumbodunker says:

    The straw that will break the camels back is nigh. Panic amongst the deep state cabal is frenetic, who will be the next to take a dive. It’s going to be very frisky in the near future!

  32. crazyeighter says:

    FDR in Hell, did Jeffery show up in the middle of the night screaming “What the FUCK?”

  33. G.W. Long says:

    Perhaps he was spirited away to GITMO in the dark of night. It would take a lot less time and trouble to convince folks that he was Arkancided. Death by Suicide, in this particular scenario, would be the easiest excuse for his sudden absence. Give the people what they want to see. They will believe it.

  34. Skipperdaddy says:

    And the beat goes on. Status quo baby. In lieu of flowers please send cash donation to Clinton Foundation.

    • crazyeighter says:

      “In lieu of flowers please send cash donation to Clinton Foundation.”

      Of which 99.9 percent will be absorbed under “Administrative Overhead.”

      • Bert says:

        Hey Eight, it ain’t cheap supporting chelsea’s kids in a way they deserve, or hill’s medication expenses, not to say anything about the costs of slick’s perversions.

  35. Bad_Brad says:

    A new twist to “Suicide By Cop”. Question is, which pervert paid for it. I’m going with Robert De Nero

  36. brighteyes says:

    I had to laugh. Some dumb bitch said his conscious caught up with him. People who rape little kids have no conscious. Take your touchy, feely yuppie shit and stuff it up yer ass.

  37. Kegeshook says:

    There hasn’t been this level of public brouhaha over a suicide since Lee Harvey Oswald took his own life.

  38. Oswald Bastable says:

    Pesos are the group LEAST likely to commit suicide in prison.

  39. Ed says:

    Cheer up guys, he’s probably not dead…LOL

  40. Plankton67 says:

    The people incarcerated on that floor as well as all staff… unless ALL cameras died and ALL access control systems were donezo as well, there is a record of who was on the floor during the span of time in question. That should narrow it down a bit. Also, ponder the rash of senior NYPD “suicides” this year, and as well consider their potential links to the decedent and other publicly known, convicted pedosexuals who are back out on the street. This did not happen in a vacuum. The victims’ cry for (legally adjudicated, due process) justice should not be silenced. It is to the point that the credibility of the system demands it, and soon.

  41. Woody says:

    FBI says “conspiracy theories” will be considered domestic terrorism activity days before the suicide.

    • Elmo says:

      And days before the former assistant director for counterintelligence posits the conspiracy theory on MSLSD that Trump ordering flags be flown at half staff ’til 8/8 is a coded message to his Nazi followers.

  42. Frankie says:

    Lane,I have to ask,is that the most people ever answering to a Tribe members death?

  43. Cabron says:

    Damn nice of him to commit suicide at the bottom of a news cycle. Very thoughtful.

  44. crazyeighter says:

    Maybe they ought to let Blagojevich sweat a couple more days and then ask him “Are you SURE there’s nothing you want to tell us before you meet your new cellie?”

  45. Bad_Brad says:

    Man I just saw a photos posted by “Educating Liberals” of Epstein posted before and after, side by side, and I gotta tell you, doesn’t look like the same guy.

  46. Vaagtastic Journey says:

    Look what happened to Anthony Bourdain. The day after he sent out a tweet saying he had enough dirt on the Clintons to put them behind bars for life, he’s found dead in his hotel room in Paris from an apparent suicide. Hummmmm?

  47. Sedition says:

    1) Clinton’s had him offed.
    2) Witness protection and he’s squealing like Ned Beatty in Deliverance to whoever will listen.

  48. ZombieDawg says:

    What happened?
    Listen to someone who really knows.
    Story over at

  49. just add violence says:

    Probably escaped to Israel. No extradition from there.

  50. Peter B says:

    The Babylon Bee (Fake News You Can Trust) from a couple of years ago:

    ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

    “We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

    Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

    “Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

    “And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

  51. Jack says:

    Message Sent.
    Now we shall see if it was received.

    On another note….
    JE girls….i wonder if they realize how lucky they are to be alive.
    They should ALL have 1 Unified council and TALK. I’d even bet they some proof somewhere. Teenage girls collect Stuff.

  52. LargeMarge says:

    LeVoy Finicum was not available to comment.

    Nor were Vickie and Sammy Weaver.
    Or seventy-five members of the Branch Dravidian church.

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