Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) — When a knife-wielding Florida woman attempted to rob a Family Dollar store, the cashier said “not today” while another employee locked the door until deputies arrived, authorities say.

A Manatee County Sheriff’s arrest report says 27-year-old Brittany Rodriguez was taken into custody without incident at the Bradenton store Sunday night.
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-Denise

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Judging by that mugshot, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Brittany’s a dyke.

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12 Responses to Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

  1. Dan Patterson says:

    Brian.
    There, I fixed it for you.

  2. WoodBurner says:

    You could put her in the male lock-up and she’d be safe.

  3. bogsidebunny says:

    Appears to be an Area-51 inmate on a work release program.

  4. Buzz D. says:

    I think she plays for the Marlins.

  5. hvlee says:

    Anyone ever see her and Vin Diesel in the same room at the same time?

  6. The Other Jack says:

    cultural enrichment.

  7. rocketride says:

    I never would have guessed that that was a female whatever-t is from the picture.

  8. FaCubeItches says:

    Are we sure that isn’t Jim Norton in drag?

  9. Tim in AK says:

    HIs folks played a cruel joke on him when they named him “Brittany”….

  10. lil'lezzies!@luis says:

    Ain’t that the little cuban anti gun lezzie prick from last year?

  11. Phuqdat Phuqdem says:

    What kind of loser robs a dollar store? You might 53 dollars

Play nice.