Florida – I knew it as soon as I saw the headline

OCTOBER 23–A Florida Man yesterday sexually assaulted a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” inside a Target store, according to police who arrested the fiend on a criminal mischief charge.
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4 Responses to Florida – I knew it as soon as I saw the headline

  1. Frank says:

    During the time I spent as a prison guard, we had one inmate serving time for criminal mischief – he raped a department store mannequin.

  2. wtfamisupposedtodoforausername says:

    Well, I certainly hope the discount the spewed upon stuffies. After all they are now sluts.

  3. Crimson Avenger says:
  4. bogsidebunny says:

    If it was a Muppet stuffed doll it was probably consensual.

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