I’ve got a feeling this is going to be a rocky marriage

A husband-to-be allegedly sexually assaulted a “black out” drunk bridesmaid at a wedding event in the Poconos just two days before getting married, according to court documents.

The incident stems from a pre-wedding party on August 30, when the wedding party and friends spent an afternoon rafting, paddling and drinking on the Delaware River in Pennsylvania, according to an affidavit of probable cause.

The victim, a 29-year-old woman, told investigators she became “heavily intoxicated” on the rafting trip, according to the affidavit. When she came to, she realized her bathing suit bottom was off and the groom was on top of her in a men’s locker room, the affidavit says. The bride then walked into the locker room, leading to a fight between her and her future husband, the affidavit says.

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8 Responses to I’ve got a feeling this is going to be a rocky marriage

  1. Paul B says:

    Wonder why the bride went in the locker room. Over all sounds like a slow motion train wreck

  2. KC says:

    Then she married her future sex offender!!!

  3. Dirty Dingus McGee says:

    This is wrong? I should not do this?
    (asking for a friend)

  4. Bright Eyes says:

    Isn’t it amazing! She came out of a black out while fucking the husband to be, the minute the bride to be walked in! Divine Intervention I reckon. Now she is a Me Too! When’s her book coming out?

  5. Miles Long says:

    They’re all likely from Joisey originally. Stroudsburg is right over the border on I-80. Used to be a nice little town back in the 70s & 80s. It’s too late to blow the bridges.

  6. WoodBurner says:

    He must be wealthy.

  7. Butch says:

    Vacationing in the Poconos is so 1950’s-ish

Play nice.