Like it or not, it’s still Monday

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26 Responses to Like it or not, it’s still Monday

  1. censusdesignatedplace says:
  2. Adirondack Patriot says:

    The stove is a Kenmore. Same thing happened to my stove. Good luck getting a replacement part from Sears.

  3. crazyeighter says:

    #5 is why I only change oil when the engine is dead cold.

  4. Miles Long says:

    #5 Been there, wore that. Scalding hot auto trans service, 1st job of the day while customer waited. The pan was stuck then it wasn’t. Had a doctor appt. right after work that day too. It made me happy the engineers saved 20 cents per car by no longer putting a drain plug in the pan.

  5. Max says:

    I like how her screen name has “science” in it, but her PhD is in Philosophy. I bet she’s a climate scientist, just like Hanoi Jane.

    • Scott Doe says:

      A Doctorate in Lesbian Dance Theory

    • Sendarius says:

      Well, that IS what PhD stands for – Doctor of Philosophy.

      Karen’s doctorate is in neuroscience.

      • nonncom says:

        I thought it meant “Piled Higher and Deeper”

      • jayesouthworth says:

        NO! PhD stands for “piled higher and deeper.” The degree is in “philosophy.” Worthless piece of paper, at least the dog didn’t eat it.

    • grayman says:

      Yea there is no science in philosophy just people who think they are intellectual. The question I have why the diploma is not in a frame for the dog to get. Not much smarts for a PHd holder.

  6. M. Sage says:

    Pretty sure the cars under the building happened in the Loma Prieta quake.

    If it wasn’t a BMW owner, I’d say “I bet that person will start looking before they throw their door open!” But BMW owners are dumb as rocks, so that’ll just be one of a few doors they’ll destroy by opening it in front of oncoming, I’m sure.

  7. Scarecrow says:

    Well, you can’t make an omelette without br….HOLYMOTHERFU!!!!!!

  8. Scott Doe says:

    That last one…that’s why you have a’ll be cleaned up in no time

  9. Eastwood says:

    #8 happened to me at my last house a couple of years ago. This year I bought a new cordless 40 volt weed eater. The second time i used it i heard a loud pop .I thought I had probably threw a pebble into the plastic hose reel box. When I got to the driveway I saw that I had shattered the back window out of my wife’s SUV. It cost me $560 for a new one. My deductible was $500 so I ate it all to keep my insurance from going up. It started raining about 15 minutes later.

  10. Oswald Bastable says:

    #5 Now you know what is in the 701.

  11. Titan Mk6B says:

    Concerning #5. Had a guy with a 59 Caddy that had not changed his oil in years. Boss talked him into changing it and when I took the drain plug loose nothing came out. Stupidly I stuck a screwdriver in the hole.

  12. Brad says:

    What’s with #2? Is that ice or foam?

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