The shit I post on Facebook

Okay, I got a pretty good response yesterday when I posted a couple dozen memes that I put up on my FB page, so I’m going to try to make it a daily feature, maybe 10 or 12 memes – as long as I’m not suspended.
As with any picture or gif you find here, you’re free to download them and post them on your own account. Free to me, free to you, right? Be advised though, just because I didn’t get suspended for posting them doesn’t mean you won’t. For one thing, I’ve got my page set to where nobody but people on my Friends list can see them, that way I don’t have to worry about some fucking yuppie soccer mom from Sausalito stumbling on my page, getting all offended and reporting my shit. Also, FB’s Morality PO-lice are arbitrary as fuck – I’ve gotten a 30 day suspension for posting something only to have Lisa post the exact same thing 2 minutes later and they don’t even send her a warning.
And you’ll probably lose friends – I’ve lost a couple dozen myself, mostly relatives and shit as if those motherfuckers didn’t know what I was like anyways. But hey! as long as I’m having a good time, right?

So here’s today’s batch:

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48 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook

  1. Ragnar says:

    I can’t stop laughing.

  2. kidme37 says:

    Yep, these are great stuff.

    #1

  3. WDS says:

    I’m such a sick f*ck, I laughed at every one of ’em. +100 Ken!

  4. Rayvet says:

    OMG the dyslexic one is hysterical.

  5. Oswald Bastable says:

    You are going to hell.

    See you at the barbecue.

  6. T4C says:

    Love these additions Kenny but OT. How can I copy a vid that you post which doesn’t offer that option that I can see. Lately you’ve been posting video series but I’m unable to download or copy it. Repost a lot of you stuff on Friday Fail @ The Burning Platform bc your shit is so damn good. Like video #4 on 10/06/2019. I gotsta haz that one boo. Help a fan out. Thanks ahead of time.

    • Wirecutter says:

      How do you copy a video from my FB page? Damned if I know. I see a lot of videos on other people’s pages I’d like to post but I can’t figure it out either. I can’t even figure out how to download and save them to my computer.

      • T4C says:

        Sorry, didn’t make myself clear. I meant from your blog site. The big black dude trying to get out of his car that you posted a couple of days ago (10/06), it was labeled video #4.

        It’s ok, I’ll find some way to figure it out. Thanks anyway.

        Cheers.

      • MeatPopsicle says:

        You can try the Video DownloadHelper plug-in for Firefox. I right-click on one of your Sunday pages and get a whole list of MP4’s and GIF’s to download.

      • Carolina Gal says:

        Courtesy of the commies at Google:
        How to Download Facebook Videos

        On your Facebook feed or timeline ‘Right Click’ on any video then ‘Copy Video URL at current time’. See screenshot below.
        Go to FBDOWN.net. Then paste the URL and Click ‘Download’, like the screenshot below.
        Click on “Download normal quality video” or “Download HD video” (if available) to start downloading the video.

        https://fbdown.net/how-to-download-facebook-videos.php

  7. Cederq says:

    #4, RV antifreeze, won’t kill ya, but it will make ya sick. Ya just wish you were dead.

    • Mike_C says:

      Depends on whether its ethylene glycol (will mess you up; renal failure) or propylene glycol (not so bad).

      As to #1: couldn’t resist, looked up the address — it’s a sperm bank! Aha hahaha!

  8. rocketride says:

    I hate to break it to you but I’ve been getting plenty of pussy with my Prius.

    • Jeff C. in NC says:

      Homos don’t count

    • Chris says:

      Working at a cat rescue doesn’t count

    • pigpen51 says:

      Is that because you save enough money on gasoline that you can pay for it? Just kidding, I know that you would be too ashamed to pay for it driving a prius.

      • ncgreg231LC2 says:

        There’s a young soldier in my reserve unit that drives a prius and seems to do okay…i dare say it’s all about “game” but of course – haters gonna hate…* BUT * on second thought, i have to agree… the possibility of getting pussy with the car you drive vs. your “game”?

  9. Paul B says:

    Some gold there. If I was still on face book I might give it a go. But I am tired of billionaires ekeing there pennies off me an my habits.

  10. Bildo says:

    I really like this new feature.

  11. Phil says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!
    OMG those are good ones. I especially identify with the going into politic to find out what I did in my twenties one.
    Most of my thirties are fuzzy too.

  12. Carl Beck says:

    how do I find you on FB?
    Remember noodling for geese?

  13. screwauger says:

    Hahahahaha, you’d be my most awesomist FB friend because all my other “friends” are boring save maybe two. Right On Kenny.

  14. Nemo says:

    Looks like you’ve got another winning series going here. Keep’em coming.

  15. Scarecrow says:

    Always good to know when I have to set my cock black.

  16. NewVegasBadger says:

    Thanks Kenny, you warped, twisted, sick, demented SOB! You gave me a great laugh, and material to share with my co-workers. Love that about the anti-freeze. By the way, I was call that by a good nurse friend a long time ago, when I was on active duty. I did thank her for the compliment.

    • Scarecrow says:

      What I always say when people think that there is something wrong with my jokes…”I merely quote”!

  17. Elmo says:

    Good news, Ken. Some parts of Sausalito got their power cut off today too. Heh.

    Thanks Friend. That Norman Rockwell of the ‘Cat About to Scratch Man’s Balls’ made my day. And after the day I’m having, I needed it.

  18. trib says:

    Got a winner.

  19. Buzz D. says:

    Thank you, Ken.

  20. rightwingterrorist says:

    One of the last things I did before I deleted my account was to get thrown into FB jail via Wirecutter.
    It smelled like victory.

  21. #12
    Better than being chased by lions and rhinos in Africa … No? Besides, their great grand children get to take over America’s pro sports the entire entertainment industry along with the LGBT whacks.

  22. WestcoastDeplorable says:

    Pretty damn funny stuff, Kenny.

Play nice.