The shit I post on Facebook

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27 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook

  1. Paul B says:

    Like tossing the cat.

  2. Bear says:

    #8 bugs the heck outa me because, from the setting, I’m guessing it’s a real thing. Gotta know the real world context.

  3. censusdesignatedplace says:

    Regarding #9. Fuck you.

  4. JNorth says:

    #8 is actually a Pigg-O-Stat a real device to immobilize small children to be x-rayed.

  5. Sienn says:

    You son of a bitc…..

    Like a rhinestone cowboy
    Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo………..

  6. Buzz D. says:

    Damn it, Ken. Glen Campbell is in my head for the next few days now. By the way, Billy Idol’s “White Wedding” just for you. “Hey little sister what have you done”..

  7. Aesop says:

    Kenny,

    FWIW,
    Every one of these series has been pure comedy gold.
    Find a good copyright lawyer, and put together a book of 100 or so of them, and you can retire on the royalties.
    Top-shelf comedy bestseller, I swear, and ten times better than the hack crap some so-called “talent” puts out.

    101 Ways To get Banned By Facebook by Kenny Lane

    I’m serious: git ‘er done, man. The world needs the laughs.

  8. Roy says:

    The piggostat has been around for a very long time and it works great. However…

    I’ve always said that if I ever wanted to torture a small child without actually *hurting* the child, the piggostat is what I would use. It certainly does the job it was designed to do. That child is not going to move while strapped into this plastic straight jacket, but that child will most likely be screaming bloody murder the entire time.

    • Chris. No, the other one says:

      On the other hand, a screaming child is a happy ER nurse. If they’re healthy enough to scream, they ain’t dying.

  9. Sonny says:

    # 8 Biden starter package….”hold still ya little bitch” (oh man This comment will piss off the left

  10. Wolfplus3 says:

    Sienn, bobdog….. you guys are cruel
    shuffles off to blast Metallica non-stop

  11. JC says:

    Number 11 is a true story. There are quite a few nurses who are straight up freaks.

  12. Flight-ER-Doc says:

    #3 – Is it going to be self-service?

Play nice.