Well, that’s some spooky shit

In the early morning light, dust from hooves creates a fog at Silvies Valley Ranch in remote eastern Oregon. Cowboys whistle and talk low to their eager herding dogs. They’re moving the cattle from one vast, sage-studded range to another.

Five young purebred bulls mysteriously showed up dead on the ranch this past summer, drained of blood and with body parts precisely removed.

The ranch’s vice president, Colby Marshall, drives his truck down a U.S. Forest Service road.

“Then we’ll get out and take a little walk to where one of the bulls was found. And the carcass is still there,” Marshall says.

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13 Responses to Well, that’s some spooky shit

  1. WestcoastDeplorable says:

    I wonder if they found a depression under the bulls (like they were dropped from height). Livestock and Horse mutilations is what got Linda Moulton Howe into the UFO topic when she was a local teevee reporter back in the 70’s. That’s how long this “spooky shit” has been going on and still no one has a clue. Most local LEO think it’s aliens. Anyhoo Linda’s website is earthfiles.com

  2. Dan Patterson says:

    Very strange.

  3. enn ess says:

    My money is on the libtard commie dumocraps, bloodless bastards that they are!

  4. BrassG says:

    Pristine Terran bovine blood is a supreme delicacy served in the restaurant at the end of the universe.

  5. fjord says:

    If they weren’t out in the middle of nowhere I’d suspect someone poaching, like for the chinese market. They like their body parts, That’s what drives poaching in africa for the “endangered” animals (which makes them move valuable)

    • fjord says:

      Actually, considering the IQ of most people who write this stuff, the middle of nowhere is anywhere that doesn’t have a starfucks within 25 yards.

      They lie to us about the big things, there’s nothing stopping them from lying about the little things.

      • Mad Jack says:

        There you go.

        There are only two certainties here:

        1. There are dead, mutilated cattle.
        2. No one knows the cause of death or mutilation.

        That does not mean it’s UFO aliens or chupacabra or invisible gray men. It means that no one knows.

        As for UFOs, I’ve seen one once, but that’s exactly what it was. Unidentified and flying.

  6. anthony aaron says:

    Given the parts reported missing, check to see if (coincidentally) those aren’t parts valued in oriental medicine or some other sort of medicine or tribal ritualism.

    Lots of animals get mutilated every year for these purposes … someone just needs to do a little bit of research.

    Aliens? Yeah … likely illegal aliens …

  7. Bad_Brad says:

    They were all bulls? Was Stormy Daniels in the area?

  8. brent says:

    My money is that the whole story is far from being told to the media in an effort to draw attention.

    Aliens that can cross the stars aren’t going to be sneaking around doing Anything to us. Think.

    • SgtBob says:

      Well, we can’t fix motives to things/people with trans-galaxy transportation. Like with pyramids and such, why would super-intelligent beings deal only in stone and mud bricks?

  9. Kevin says:

    Been happening around where i live since the early 70s

  10. canonfoder says:

    Can’t fault the aliens. It’s a long trip, they were hungry. ;)

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