Every time I click on something, it directs me to a page that says WordPress has successfully updated, then sends me to the blog itself, not my super secret squirrel dashboard where I work my magic. The only reason I can post this now is I already had the window open.
I may go offline again tomorrow for a day or two, I don’t know, but I’m not even going to call tech support tonight. I’m just not in the mood to fuck with it right now.
And a couple hours later, it seems better again. At least I can get into my dashboard without too many problems.