Pro tip: If you ever get an irresistible urge to kill somebody, go find a Norwegian

Posted on 11/19/2019 by Wirecutter

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23 Responses to Pro tip: If you ever get an irresistible urge to kill somebody, go find a Norwegian

  1. grayman says:
    11/19/2019 at 18:11

    A Norwegian club FED that is better than ours.

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  2. Frank says:
    11/19/2019 at 18:15

    WTF! Looks like club fed on steroids! My ex should be glad I didn’t know about that when we were still married , hmm honey how bout we going on our 2nd honey moon? Would have been way cheaper and almost a pleasure to spend a few there. Yup that would have been way too tempting!

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  3. Ed says:
    11/19/2019 at 18:19

    I don’t think I want to go if everyone there is gay.

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    • Cederq says:
      11/19/2019 at 20:03

      Shit, I could turn gay to live like that! I would kill a hundred Norges! I could live the rest of my natural life in a Club Med setting, I am 61.

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    • Charry1 says:
      11/20/2019 at 05:50

      Then you’re really going to hate Friday’s

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  4. Murkan Mike says:
    11/19/2019 at 18:46

    Heck, here in Germany you can go home on the weekends, have prostitutes come in and leave to go on family vacations. Makes you realise what a prison mentality Americans have.

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    • nonncom says:
      11/20/2019 at 07:16

      Yeah, I guess we are just too stupid to realize that criminals are people too….bullshit…..you euro dumbasses are so full of shit the color brown could make up that silly assed flag of yours….we have a motto….don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time….there’s a reason for that actually meaning something….prison is not summer camp….

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  5. snuffy says:
    11/19/2019 at 18:57

    Do it in Luzerne County, Pa. Odds are you’ll walk.

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  6. arc says:
    11/19/2019 at 19:01

    Jeg elskir Norsk prisons.

    Always loved Norwegian prisons, chushy cushy but often isolated.

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  7. Tsgt Joe says:
    11/19/2019 at 19:17

    Makes you wonder about their recidivism rate vs ours. I mean for comparable demographics

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    • Heathen says:
      11/20/2019 at 09:43

      Well,Norway’s demographics are changing. A couple in my town hosted an “exchange student” from there recently. She was darker than Obama, and wore a hijab…

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  8. just sayin says:
    11/19/2019 at 20:19

    that would be “self care” for the best behaved lifers, no way that’s general population.
    general population “workers”, would be in cells and using a mess hall to eat.
    general population NON workers would be locked down during “working hours” and also use the same mess hall as the workers.
    shitheads would be “down the back” slang for punishment regime. living the USA style shithole cells with nothing in them but a concrete bed and stainless steel shitter.
    asshole guards post shit like this to make life harder for lifers, the “you prisoners get it to easy” sociopathic cunts who take the job just to make life more intolerable for others because it makes THEM feel better about their own self loathing.

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    • Rayvet says:
      11/20/2019 at 10:45

      Hey, if you’re in prison, I hope someone is there making your life harder and intolerable. It’s part of the punishment. Demean, dehumanize, whatever it takes. It’s prison, not after school detention, take it like a man. Or don’t, if you die from the intolerance, too bad so sad. Saves me money.

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      • just sayin says:
        11/20/2019 at 16:43

        actually no, removal from society is the punishment, everything else is extrajudicial punishment handed out by sociopaths, and most times those mutts handing out that extra punishment, if not getting to do it to prisoners, would end up in jail because they did that or worse to innocents!
        time and again my C.C.O. mother would tell me how yet another of “those types” were arrested and escorted off site for inappropriate behavior, stealing as a servant, assault, etc.
        a prisoner, (who needed to be in jail), upset that, at his fathers funeral, was not allowed to hug or comfort his grieving mother, there is your “extra punishment”, in just one instance.
        and as for demean and dehumanize, l suggest you watch those short videos posted by MIKE_C, you get back what you create.

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  9. Mike_C says:
    11/19/2019 at 20:54

    Some insider perspective (as in literally 16 years inside multiple Norwegian prisons and jails) from Varg. The TL;DR is that there is social isolation in the “hotel prisons” to the point where it breaks some people.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzggwwCB9dg

    This video is about who (what kind of people) are in prison in Norway. The shocking reality is that prisons see vast “over-representation” of Muslims and Africans. Plus Albanians. But note well that the photos show mostly whites (or light-skinned mystery meat); the black man and the apparently brown man are shown only very small in the top right photo. This is NOT by accident.

    https://www.bitchute.com/video/PJmeOGgF7Yk/

    If you watch only one video, watch the second one. This is the demographic future our Open Borders For All (except for one plucky little ethnostate, of course) lords and masters have been ramming down our throats.

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  10. skipperdaddy says:
    11/19/2019 at 21:02

    I dunno, might be kinda hard to make pruno in a bidet

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  11. Formerlib says:
    11/19/2019 at 21:15

    And free cable, dental, eyeglasses, Viagra, and, of course, colonoscopies.

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  12. ChuckN says:
    11/19/2019 at 21:39

    One wonders how long that model will last should the country actually start imprisoning some of their vaunted immigrants that Scandinavia is having such a good time with lately.

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  13. Bad_Brad says:
    11/19/2019 at 22:55

    I don’t think #23 actually ever hurt anybody. He was just lonely. So he confessed.

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  14. anonymous says:
    11/20/2019 at 04:56

    “Now – What We Have Here Is A Failure to Communicate”. Damn, looks better than summer camp.

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  15. enn ess says:
    11/20/2019 at 12:06

    You know how bad things are fuckered up when prisons, and max suckurtitty ones at that, are better than the shack you live in, and that you worked 56 years to be able to afford. Lighting is better, floors are cleaner, furniture is definitely better and I’m guessing from the looks on their faces, it’s a damn wall sized TV too. And all paid for with money you worked your ass off for and was basically stolen form you to support bullshit like this……

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