The shit I post on Facebook Part II

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17 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook Part II

  1. Kurt says:

    #15
    Old joke went “For a good ride, date an epileptic. Just about the time you’re going to busta, turn on the strobe light and hang on like a bronc buster.:

    • Butch says:

      The way I heard it was “cut her loose”.

    • Greg says:

      LOL, like a bronco fuck. That’s when your doing your girlfriend from behind, you reach around and grab her tits, then you whisper in her ear “I think you sisters tits are firmer than yours”, then hang on!

  2. Tim in AK says:

    I LOL’ed at #3

  3. Andy says:

    Ok, I’ve been in Hoiston traffic for about 4 and a half hours today and my mind ain’t working correctly, temporarily of course, I think…. Anyway, someone explain 20 please.

    • MadMarlin says:

      Maybe because we’re in Houston that’s the issue. Because I can’t figure out #20. Is her Mom saying her Dad has got some incest going on, and if so how is she a virgin? Wirecutter University alumni should be able to answer this.

  4. Craig says:

    #14 Hit’s it outa the park!

  5. ChuckN says:

    #15 We have the hypotheses, the materials and procedure should be self evident, now we just need to collect some data.

  6. whynot says:

    #5 is looking for a trio…..his R hand is on someone else’s tit

  7. Unclezip says:

    #2 got the Baroness giggling.

  8. Butch says:

    So many great ones, but #12 with the Homing Pigeon was over the top.

  9. Mike says:

    #2 – women digging up the past.

    They save that shit up and lay it on you and I’m like “WTF?! We talked about that TEN years ago!”

  10. crazyeighter says:

    And her response is:

    https://youtu.be/R8OWNspU_yE?t=33

  11. crazyeighter says:

    It’s also why there are no female referees in the NFL. They keep blowing the whistle and throwing the flag over shit that happened three years ago.

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