Note to self: Do NOT fuck with Tennessee women

Man, I had to go to town a little bit ago and I did my usual, making the post office my first stop. All the parking spots in front were taken up, so I backed into a spot across the lot.
As I was walking to the door I noticed a nice looking Chrysler 300 parked in front. Well, it would’ve been nice looking had there been a rear window in it instead of that plastic sheeting they had duct taped down and the creases in the top of the car.
When I got up even with it, I looked over and saw the windshield was flat out destroyed – I mean, it had a huge dent in the passenger’s side from top to bottom and just as wide, a clear spot in the middle, then a smaller dent right in front of the steering wheel. I’m shaking my head and thinking “I can’t drive down the road with a crack in my windshield without getting a fix-it ticket, and this guy’s got his whole windshield caved in. I wonder what in the fuck happened to it?”
I went inside and checked my mail, and as I was walking back out there was a woman in front of me and she headed right over to that Chrysler. My curiosity got the best of me so I asked the woman “Hit a deer, did ya?”
She looked at me, spat on the ground and said “No, my worthless fucking husband.”
Holy shit…..

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5 Responses to Note to self: Do NOT fuck with Tennessee women

  1. Frank says:

    Reminds me of when I worked in Omaha – had a female coworker who’s favorite phrase was “I’m from Chattanooga; where women are women, and men are nervous.”

  2. Nemo says:

    Now that’s funny and ssooooo damn scary. I take it you didn’t ask if he lived?

  3. Bob says:

    And being a Chrysler 300 what demographic would that be? Just asking.

Play nice.