The shit I post on Facebook

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11 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook

  1. Aesop says:

    #1 “or c) into really kinky sex”

  2. Heathen says:

    #10. You can always get her teeth pulled. Win win !

  3. greg says:

    Something on facebook:
    from Paul Joseph Watson on twitter: “hands down british people are the worst of the whites. what did you contribute? empire? boiled meat with no seasoning? capitalism? hugh grant was lying out of his ASS in love actually. at least italians can cook. greeks in….” the tweet started like that. So, I said, OK here goes: “hands down british people are the worst of the blacks. what did you contribute? empire? boiled meat with no seasoning? capitalism? hugh grant was lying out of his ASS in love actually. at least italians can cook. greeks in….” the tweet started like that. He said “Replace ‘whites’ with anything else and see what happens.” So, I said, OK here goes: and posted on facebook.

  4. Elmo says:

    Old Slick Willie’s clenched jaw isn’t nearly as impressive as it was 28 years ago, is it?

    And yeah, that 400 acre one is pretty funny. I know some huntin’ fools that would be like him.
    Note: The expression “huntin’ fool” is meant as a high compliment to all you huntin’ fools out there.

    • Critter says:

      I’d hit that. For that.

    • Sanders says:

      My cousin was dating a girl whose family owns a several thousand acre ranch in Northern New Mexico. When he broke up with her, I slugged him a good one.

      What’d you do that for?!

      Because you’re a dumb ass!

      She was crazy!

      They are ALL crazy!

  5. Kim du Toit says:

    #10: It’ll be forty years before she discovers there are more positions than doggy.

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