How’s this for “important” news?
Dogs use the Earth’s magnetic field when relieving themselves. Not only that, but they do so in a north-south axis, a new study says.
I’ve watched CharlieGodammit shit for years and he always lined himself up with whatever he was shitting next to in order to make sure I was going to step in it. My truck’s parked diagonally, so he’d shit diagonally.