The shit I post on Facebook

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16 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook

  1. Padawan says:

    10) we’re demons because being short like this means we’re closer to hell.

    • ebeye7 says:

      Actually, you’re just more down-to-earth.

    • Exile1981 says:

      I was on the c-train (above ground subway) one day and it was packed. This tiny old asian lady gropped my butt. When i turned to look she patted my ass and said “it’s very nice”

      I said thanks but i’m not sure the appropriate response. I feel bad for short people because they are at butt height on public transit.

      • Padawan says:

        Yes we are. Its how we find out who washes and who doesn’t. (Bleh.)

        • anonymous says:

          Yeah, elevators must smell very different with midgets . . .

          My wife is 5′-4″ and definitely has demonic tendencies. Then again, I bring that out in a lot of people, lol.

    • Padawan says:

      When my brother abd I were little my dad used to do this thing where he’d croutch down to our level, lick his thumb and wipe the”dirt” off our faces.

    • Daniel K Day says:

      That one went past me too.

  2. lil jack says:

    #20 yer killin me man!

  3. ChuckN says:

    #13 Somewhere, somehow, some idiot has tried this.

  4. John Vossos says:

    #20 Not sure what’s what here …. could go either way.

  5. woodsterman says:

    They’re all great, but it’s hard to beat one and two.

  6. Chris says:

    #4 Joe Biden??

  7. mark says:

    That was some funny shit right there

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