New Philly Police Commissioner nails it

Danielle Outlaw, who took over Monday as Philadelphia’s new police commissioner, said the nail polish she wore this week had been among the last things on her mind on her first day on the job.

But while making the rounds and introducing herself to the troops, Outlaw said, people kept pointing out that her black nail polish technically violated the department’s directives on appearance.

So in one of her first official actions as top cop, Outlaw changed the rule to allow for more stylish nails.

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18 Responses to New Philly Police Commissioner nails it

  1. Jeremy says:

    Police trace their history to slave patrols? Not hardly.

  2. Nemo says:

    So, new boss same as the old boss. Rules for thee but not for me.

  3. The Rat Fink says:

    Honor – Service – Integrity – Blame Whites for all your problems!
    This will end badly…

  4. Dano says:

    Nice last name, for someone who doesn’t like to follow the rules.

  5. Paul J says:

    Loved the comments on the UNZ article. Yes she does look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

  6. Elmo says:

    This is the broad who was the former chief of police in Portland Oregon. She couldn’t handle the job there, partly because of the Antifa types, so being a good little Preferred Demographic, she’s failing up to her new position in another Democrat controlled shithole. I’m sure the new position comes with a big fat increase in salary too, because that’s the way it always works with Democrat suck-up losers like her.

    • Butch says:

      Peter Principle states that one is promoted up to their level of incompetence.

      Ya think this high-yeller gal is where she will stay? IDGAF. I don’t go east of the Mississippi River just because of shit like this.

    • Don in Oregon says:

      And before that she was a patrol cop in Oakland.

  7. grayjohn says:

    She looks Challenged.

  8. joe says:

    Why so people feel they need to be celebrated?

  9. ExpatNJ says:

    “Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield.

  10. unclezip says:

    Portland is already doing better without this pandering California affirmative action hire.

  11. Donny Corleone says:

    That is one ugly ass negress. I thought that race was only about skin color (according to that idiot Glenn Beck) but she is whiter than I am.
    She looks like a she-boon regardless of her pigmentation and she is just as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

  12. Gordon says:

    Oh yeah, those stylish black nails on the high yellow girl are going to have the black on black murdering thugs soiling their undies. You go, Girlfriend!

    • Shell says:

      She’s not yellow, she’s red. Yellow is the guy in Kenny’s “Shit I Post On Facebook” today, Snoop Dogg’s cousin “Corn Dogg”.

  13. Ohio Guy says:

    She da new freak o’ police.

Play nice.