Surefire constipation cure

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8 Responses to Surefire constipation cure

  1. crazyeighter says:

    And fuck THOSE people in particular!

  2. TechieDude says:

    This actually happened to me.

    There was a thunderstorm in the area, which I was watching from my balcony (it was a garden apartment, not a high rise). From it I could see the buildings in the distance, maybe a mile away or so taking hits. I went in to grab another beer, went back out, and as I was about to sit….

    BLAM! All I saw was white. The explosion was yuge.

    I didn’t shit myself but I ran back inside shaking like a leaf. I’d have crawled under my bed, but it was a waterbed.

    • Wirecutter says:

      We’ve had strikes within a hundred yards of my place before and that damned near cause me to shit all over the floor. I couldn’t imagine one hitting the building I’m in.

      • TechieDude says:

        I worked for a telecom interconnect at the time. As I think back, if that were now, I wouldn’t have been drinking, because my pager was certain to go off. I think it was a Saturday too, which means my next week would’ve been hell. I’ve seen phone systems with burn marks on the shelves from those things. Before that I worked on Antennas. You should see the weird shit it does to antennas and coax lines.

        • Wirecutter says:

          Oh, trust me, I’ve seen the weird shit lightning does to antennae and coax as well as microwave waveguide. I was a tower man in the army.

  3. Flight-ER-Doc says:

    Had a lightning strike so close to my house that a window cracked, and the whole house shook so badly I was worried it may have come off the foundations (house was built in 1855)….

    Thanks, but I’d rather have a lightning strike on my airplane in flight..

  4. Col. Angus says:

    Don’t know if it would help with constipation, but I have found a damned effective way to bring on the urge to purge. Get up, shower, put on fresh clothes, and go reach for the doorknob.

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