The shit I post on Facebook

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30 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook

  1. Bear says:

    #7: Pam got upset when I did that. Girl has no sense of humor.

  2. Gregg says:

    One has to wonder just WHY did Bill marry her. Even as a young woman she was unattractive. She had already at that point developed a reputation as a dishonest Lawyer. Bill, as a young man would have had a lot of ladies to choose from. Why Hillary.

    • oldawg says:

      Hell, they cooked up one of the biggest baddest scams in the history of the world. Of all the things you can say about those two stupid isn’t one of them.

    • Just A Chemist says:

      She’s politically powerful, and, rather than beat the shit out of him / leave his ass and “pubically” humiliate him, she’s been eager to totally ruin the lives of women he’s been with that could not keep their mouths shut, in the oval office or elsewhere. It’s pretty clear she derives some kind of pleasure/satisfaction by wrecking other people’s lives, or simply murdering them. Bill probably figured out early that she would make a perfect political “wife” for a turd of his caliber. No, she is not attractive, has no refined manners or grace, and certainly does not have “a great personality.” But she has acted as a totally ruthless enforcer. Think Frank Nitti with an “innie.”

    • WoodBurner says:

      Mates, without a soul between them.

    • Bill Chunko says:

      It was a marriage of convenience.

    • Beaches says:

      Talk show host and movie critic Michael Medved went to law school at the same time as those two. He has talked about them before.

      Fact is, there is real love between them. They are bound together. Can’t explain it. That’s just the way it works sometimes.

  3. MiniMe says:

    #8 is gonna give me nightmares for a week… LOL!

  4. bogsidebunny says:

    #10: Gee, I had a totally different picture of a “Reach-Around”.

  5. Nemo says:

    #2 for the win!!!

    • PoppaGary says:

      Yup, I’m still laughing. At least when working from home, my co-workers do not get as nervous, the dogs on the other hand don’t understand the maniacal laughing.

  6. G.W. Long says:

    #2. Sounds like a long shot, check the windage. Breath, target acquired…

  7. Bob M says:

    #10: Don’t even get near her, she’s got something you don’t want.

  8. Ersatz Naugahyde says:

    Has anyone seen Taylor Swift and Chelsea Manning in the same place at the same time?? Just wondering…………….

    • Butch says:

      Who are this Taylor Swift and Chelsea Manning? That can’t be Chelsea Clinton’s married name, right? She married a Jew, soros’ nephew.

  9. Edward Teach says:

    #1 is a reference to Dazed and Confused (A line spoken by Matthew McConaughey’s character).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojX6zfsOqjQ

  10. pigpen51 says:

    #10 is a good way to pick up chicks. Tell her ” I can lick your bellybutton.” She will say, ” Big deal.” Then you just say, “From the inside?”
    Guaranteed to get you at least a first date. You have to prove you are worthy of the second one, but you are on your own for that.

  11. singlestack says:

    I just had a new Krieger barrel installed on my ’06. While I’ve been waiting for it to come back from the shop and putting it back together I’ve been practicing with my .30-30.
    If you’re within 300 yards you really don’t want to give me a reason to send one your way.

  12. Mad Jack says:

    #8 – Every man who is going through a divorce with a blood suckin’ soon to be Ex-wife, her jack booted sadist of an attorney, and her batshit crazy family should read this one, then have a dry martini and remember that things could be one whole helluva lot worse.

    Women too, for that matter.

  13. Dave says:

    #3. Floridaman

  14. Critter says:

    .30-06. For when you’re done fucking around.

  15. Don in Oregon says:

    #4. “The name’s Thor … Thor Luther.”

  16. Sabre22 says:

    #2 Sets Down 308 and picks up 338 Lapua. I prefer a lot of social distance .

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