The shit I post on Facebook


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14 Responses to The shit I post on Facebook

  1. paul b says:

    1,8,9 and10 are all going to piss someone off

  2. Nemo says:

    #10 for the win!!!

  3. TechieDude says:

    OK #2 almost made me spit my beer out on the keyboard. My son and his friend when in high school were chatting up a mexican chick friend, and she asked them what she should get her boyfriend for his birthday. My son’s friend didn’t lose a beat and said, “How about a gallon of gas for his lawnmower?”

  4. nonncom says:

    Regarding number one, I mad a crack about what one does when an epileptic is having a fit in the tub, and said throw in your laundry…..a guy got really pissed at me, and told me he had a cousin who had epilepsy and died in a tub….I asked if he drowned and he said no, he choked on a sock….

  5. H says:

    I spewed Dr. Pepper out my nose at #10.

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