Men, tell your wimmens you’re willing to help out

It’s no secret that we have always looked for that special skincare elixir that will keep our skin smooth, shiny, and young. I mean I’ll admit it, I have bought some moisturizers and face masks that are way too expensive, and haven’t really seen a difference. But, I still buy them because I want to believe they work. Well, what if I told you that people are now going to the extreme. What are they doing? They are rubbing semen on their faces.
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-John

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15 Responses to Men, tell your wimmens you’re willing to help out

  1. Pointy End Out says:

    The authorette is cute but clearly she doesnt like having that “icky ew gross” natural facial…
    Too bad, she would look great getting a facial

  2. ed357 says:

    And here I was thinking they just didn’t want to swallow…….

    Thanks for making me laugh.

  3. ChuckN says:

    Never let a crisis go to waste.

  4. kennymac says:

    Yeah, I don’t think I will be kissing Tracy.

  5. John Deaux says:

    We’ve been telling girls it was great for their skin for as long as I can remember, lol

  6. Jimmy says:

    Helps prevent stretch marks on the stomach too if you apply it there….just sayin’.

  7. Reuse an old punch line…

    “Sorry lady, we’re out of bottled you’ll have to get draft today.”

  8. Censusdesignatedplace says:

    I would, except that I left my prostate in Sacramento. At least I’m still here to talk about it. Haha.
    Carry on.

  9. CC says:

    Cue “ships of the desert” joke…

  10. SgtBob says:

    “…people are now going to the extreme.” People? Aren’t those of the women persuasion? Does the writer fear using “women”? Too pronounced a pronoun?

  11. kidme37 says:

    This is absolutely true. Especially under the eyes ladies.

  12. Nemo says:

    …and there’ll be no shortage of men lining up to accommodate those women seeking the freshest applications.

  13. Jayhawk46 says:

    Now they’re advocating Bukkake. Maybe the Japanese are on to something….

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