Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A gender reveal party mishap in Grant-Valkaria sparked a brush fire that burned 10 acres last weekend — and the Florida Forest Service has issued a notice of violation, News 6 partner Florida Today reported.

The fast-moving blaze — which threatened two nearby homes — was triggered by Tannerite, an explosive rifle target used for shooting practice, a FFS incident report said.

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9 Responses to Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

  1. Ed says:

    Never known Tannerite to start a fire. The explosion is over so quickly, nothing gets ignited. We have shot 100# or more of it on a wooded range with zero incidents.

  2. SgtBob says:

    People don’t always notice, but Florida gets dry when there is no rain. Yeah, you would think that is self-evident, but living in an area of artificially watered lawns and with sprinkler systems that work while you sleep gives a false sense of what happens when that setup is not available. In dry periods, parts of Florida look like San Antonio, Texas. Hard dry ground, brown grass.

    • the other other Andrew says:

      It’s really bad when you have lightning strikes on the peat bogs on the east coast of Florida, like what you find in west Brevard County (east BC is old sand dunes and barrier islands.)

      Set a peat bog on fire, that fucker will burn for months, maybe getting extinguished during the rainy season…

    • Butch says:

      Not all of San Antonio looks like that even in the dry times which aren’t all the times. You are not welcome back.

  3. irontomflint says:

    ….a FFS incident report said.
    —-FFS means—
    ….a”For Fuck Sake” incident…

  4. nonncom says:

    It would seem that the dumbass fuckin’ redneck is strong in this state…..”hold ma fuckin beer”….these things started to happen when men started getting involved in what were once ladies only events….

  5. Critter says:

    I guess it’s not as much fun as an email saying “it’s a boy!” .

  6. Butch says:

    I thought a gender reveal party was one where everyone showed each other what they had between their thighs.

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