Author Archives: Wirecutter

Wanted urgently: People who know a half century-old computer language so states can process unemployment claims

On top of ventilators, face masks and health care workers, you can now add COBOL programmers to the list of what several states urgently need as they battle the coronavirus pandemic. In New Jersey, Gov. Phil Murphy has put out … Continue reading

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Men, tell your wimmens you’re willing to help out

It’s no secret that we have always looked for that special skincare elixir that will keep our skin smooth, shiny, and young. I mean I’ll admit it, I have bought some moisturizers and face masks that are way too expensive, … Continue reading

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The shit I post on Facebook

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Cruise ship, 1 – Venezuelan Navy, 0

In what sounds like it could be an April Fools joke, a Venezuelan Navy offshore patrol vessel recently sank after ramming a cruise liner in the Caribbean Sea. The cruise ship, which had no passengers on board at the time … Continue reading

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It’s every man for himself

RIVERSIDE, Calif. (KCAL/KCBS/CNN) – Dozens of patients were evacuated from a skilled nursing facility in California, where 50 cases of COVID-19 have been confirmed, after employees failed to show up for work two days in a row. MORE

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This is a new problem in Sacramento?

As more people take precautions to protect themselves from COVID-19, another problem has emerged: littering. Single-use plastic gloves are strewn across Sacramento parking lots and streets. MORE

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Thursday gifdump

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“YOU WILL COMPLY!”

The San Diego County Sheriff’s Dept. is leading a massive crackdown on citizens who are violating the state’s social distancing order. Citations were handed out to a number of people who were parked in their cars near the beach — … Continue reading

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“Don’t you know who my husband is?”

ALTON, Ill. (KMOV.com) – The wife of Alton Mayor Brant Walker is being cited for allegedly violating Illinois’ stay-at-home order. Police say she, along with others, were at a party at a bar early Sunday morning when officers broke the … Continue reading

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For me but not for thee

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is facing backlash after she violated her own quarantine advice over the weekend to go to a salon for a haircut. Lightfoot defended her decision by saying that she is the “public face of this city”. … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. – Heroin, cocaine and a baby alligator were seized after Seminole County detectives located a stolen car on Thursday in an unincorporated part of Lake Mary, according to the Sheriff’s Office. MORE

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Good Morning

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Incorrigible

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — Metro Police have arrested a man who was out on bond in a 2017 murder case after the man led Juvenile Crime Task Force investigators on a pursuit of a stolen BMW sedan. According to Metro … Continue reading

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Discouraging tailgaters 101

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That’s gratitude for ya

A Wisconsin doctor had an underlying health condition and was worried about coronavirus, so she and her husband moved their daughter and her boyfriend to a separate residence for which the parents paid, prosecutors said Tuesday in court documents. MORE

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“No mommy, I haven’t seen Sissy anywhere”

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10 to 1 she was meeting her connection

TRIGG COUNTY, Ky. (WKRN) — A 30-year-old woman has been charged with endangering her two children after they were found dead in a burning Kentucky home Tuesday afternoon. MORE

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Uh huh, we know what she’s been doing

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The gift that keeps on giving

Radiation levels in the Chernobyl exclusion zone spiked 17 times over the normal background reading Sunday, the head of Ukraine’s ecological watchdog said Sunday, as forest fires blazed about 12 miles into the Chernobyl disaster area. “There is bad news,” … Continue reading

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What a nice welcome!

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