Category Archives: Bacon

And for your morning Florida news…

A woman faces a battery charge after an argument with another woman over fresh bacon Thursday, according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report. Widna St. Jean, 24, was at the McDonald’s inside a BP gas station in Golden Gate … Continue reading

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Fucking amateurs

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Florida man loses bacon, gets 15 years

A man who vandalized a Central Florida mosque by smashing windows and lights with a machete and leaving bacon at the scene pleaded guilty to criminal mischief to a place of worship. The state attorney’s office serving Brevard and Seminole … Continue reading

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How to make a bacon wrapped turkey

As a person who doesn’t really love turkey and wishes we’d just trade the ol’ bird for a beef tenderloin or a honey ham, bacon-wrapped turkey was a bit of a surprise to me. Bacon-wrapped turkey is the turkey for … Continue reading

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You’d look much better with an apple in your mouth

See?

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Wait… five POUNDS of bacon for a midnight snack?

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Awww, exercising next year’s bacon…

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Awwwww…..

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Probably smacking his lips and shit, huh?

A 53-year-old Stockholm man was convicted by authorities for – literally – eating bacon in front of a few veiled Muslim women. The Islamic women reported him to the police for eating bacon in front of them. The man allegedly … Continue reading

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Heh

Young pigs that were saved from a fire in southwest England earlier this year have been served to their rescuers as sausages by the farmer who wanted to thank the firefighters for their efforts. The 18 piglets and two sows … Continue reading

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“Hi, my name is Kenny and…..”

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Thousands at risk in UK of pig virus from sausages

A leading British supermarket may unwittingly have infected thousands of people with a pig virus that causes liver cirrhosis and neurological damage, say researchers at Public Health England. Hepatitis E (HEV) is transmitted by sausages and pork products from Europe, … Continue reading

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FREE BACON!!!

A tractor-trailer carrying 150 pigs overturned Wednesday morning in downtown Louisville. According to WDRB, the accident occurred on the northbound Interstate 65 ramp to eastbound Interstate 64. The truck caught fire after the crash. Some pigs were killed, and several … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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No, but oh dear God, the pigs…..

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When you know it’s time to butcher it

A north Alabama pig owner is jailed after the 350-pound animal attacked a 3-year-old girl. Thomas D. Brown, 21, of Rogersville, is charged with misdemeanors reckless endangerment and permitting livestock to run at large. Brown was arrested late Thursday on … Continue reading

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The truth about pigs

Reputation: Pigs sleep and root in faeces. Pigs sweat like pigs. Pigs are filthy animals. Pigs are pink. Male pigs can orgasm for half an hour. Reality: These stereotypes are best explained by poor husbandry. In the wild, boars don’t … Continue reading

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Bacon love

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It’ll still taste good

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“Fire up the smokehouse, Woman!”

Samson resident Wade Seago knew something was up outside of his home last week when the family’s pet schnauzer, Cruiser, started barking constantly. The Seagos live on 100 acres in the rural south Alabama town. The property and surrounding area … Continue reading

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