Category Archives: California

Oh, please do – we could all use the laugh

California Congresswoman Maxine Waters could become the Democratic nominee for president in 2020. Let me repeat that, so it can sink in: Maxine Waters could be the Democratic nominee for president in 2020. Ok, let me blow into a breathalyzer, … Continue reading

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When chainsaws are outlawed, only outlaws…

Darian Pickle heard children screaming inside a neighbor’s Whittier, California, home just before 3 p.m. Wednesday, reported KABC. “They just kept screaming and then I heard what sounded like a chainsaw,” Pickle told the station. “I was like, ‘What’s going … Continue reading

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Father of the Year

RIVERSIDE, CA (KCAL/KCBS/CNN) – Police arrested a California man after he allegedly used his 1-year-old son like a weapon to hit his girlfriend during an argument. Techhoak Danny Lim, 27, was freed on a $50,000 bond the day after he … Continue reading

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No biggie, everybody hates skaters

Authorities on Monday were investigating a hate crime against a white man in San Francisco after a teenager allegedly beat him with a skateboard and made racial statements. MORE

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Uh-oh, he’s gonna get it now

DIXON (CBS13) – Some residents are planning to protest the Dixon’s vice mayor during a council meeting Tuesday night. Ted Hickman recently wrote an editorial using homophobic slurs and calling for “straight pride month.” MORE

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I’ve been to Stockton – they’ll spend it on drugs

Stockton, California will become the first city in the country to participate in a test of Universal Basic Income, in which 100 residents will be given $500-dollars-a-month, with no strings attached. The program aims to create a level of income … Continue reading

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California summers

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Yeah, concrete reflects heat, dumbasses

Nearly every record-high temperature reported over the last few days in the Los Angeles area are from weather stations “compromised by heat sources and heat sinks,” according to a veteran meteorologist. “In my opinion, the data from these stations is … Continue reading

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California: MASSIVE Data Breach and Significant Registration Problems with CA DOJ’s “Assault Weapon” Registration System

Following the closure of the “assault weapon” registration period, NRA and CRPA received complaints from hundreds of individuals who were unable to register their firearms as required because CA DOJ’s online application system was unable to handle the amount of … Continue reading

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Yeah, good luck with that

An initiative that would reverse a law that allows immigrants residing in California illegally to obtain driver’s licenses has been cleared to begin gathering signatures for the 2020 ballot. The proposal also seeks to eliminate the current “sanctuary state” law … Continue reading

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Prosecutor under fire for offensive social media posts

The lead hard-core gang prosecutor in the San Bernardino County District Attorney’s Office is under investigation for a series of offensive rants on social media, triggering demands for his dismissal. Deputy District Attorney Michael Selyem, who joined the D.A.’s Office … Continue reading

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Gonna be pretty hard to beat that charge

A man tried to light his cigarette with the flames coming from his burning sedan after rear-ending an SUV westbound on Interstate 80, according to the California Highway Patrol traffic incident information page. MORE

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So California’s having a heat wave right now…

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Some Californians get to practice off-grid living

In a move straight out of the Soviet Union handbook, PG&E has warned they may cut electrical power to some California residents during “extreme weather” to help prevent wildfires. This comes after some poorly maintained Pacific Gas and Electric power … Continue reading

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Fucking Bay Area People, I swear…..

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And in California…

A burned-out duplex in San Francisco’s Castro District that city officials had targeted as a “drug house” sold for $2 million on June 27. MORE

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San Francisco’s so full of shit

Over 16,000 complaints have been logged with the City of San Francisco regarding ‘feces’ in the last seven days. A website and related app that allows local residents to request maintenance or non-emergency services from the city has received 16,015 … Continue reading

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Some Juan Corona victims may still be buried

When Richard McPherrin found a rectangle-shaped hole on his Sutter County property in the spring of 1971, he assumed it had been dug by farm workers for an outhouse. The pharmacist and part-time farmer had been working in his recently … Continue reading

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Bethany, Bethany, Bethany…..

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Mad Maxine’s working herself up into a frenzy

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) has addressed a series of recent death threats she said she has received, telling would-be threateners to “shoot straight” during an immigration rally on Saturday. “I know that there are those who are talking about censuring … Continue reading

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