Category Archives: CGD

CharlieGodammit

Kicking back on the back porch this morning: On patrol. He does this several times a day, walking the perimeter of the property, always counterclockwise, just smelling and pissing and shitting his way along. I haven’t got a clue why … Continue reading

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Whatever, man

Miss Lisa: “Charlie? Come here, Charlie. Charlie??? Please? Kenny, call Charlie in, he keeps ignoring me.” Me: “CHARLIE, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!” Charlie comes trotting in all happy and shit. Miss Lisa: “I don’t know … Continue reading

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I told you they were alive and fine

That big yella bastard, CharlieGodammit: And his usual position on the porch or lawn: And finally, heading over to take a dump where I’ll be walking before he noticed me watching him: Before anybody says anything about him getting fat, … Continue reading

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Ambushed

CharlieGodammit has come up with something new over the past couple months. Just about the time I think I’ve seen it all that big yella bastard comes up with something else. He’s been shitting in front of my shop and … Continue reading

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Me and that Great Big Yella Bastard over the years

He’s doing fine in his old age with his nose planted firmly up Miss Lisa’s ass. He was about 6 years of age according to the woman I got him from who found him running wild but judging by his … Continue reading

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Must be a bitch to get old

Yeah I don’t know what the fuck CharlieGodammit’s attitude problem is lately. It seems like every time I give his tail a good hearty yank when he’s sleeping, that motherfucker whips around and bites the shit out of me. Fucking … Continue reading

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Yard selling

I’m not a big yard sale person. I don’t really get into the whole yard selling thing, going to or having them. I don’t have a good enough eye to spot a bargain and luckily I realize that, I don’t … Continue reading

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My back windows are covered in CGD noseprints

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Doggy hugs

If you have an Internet connection, you’ve probably read at least one article in the past few days claiming that science has shown that dogs hate being hugged. We at are not here to argue that you should go squeeze … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit’s new ‘do

Yup, shaved his ass again. Legal Lucy’s turn now.

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Was this before or after he ate Timothy Treadwell?

What a stupid fucker. It’s been a few years since him and his sweetie got bear bit – okay, eaten – and I still shake my head when I’m reminded of it. Myself, I’ve spent quite a bit of time … Continue reading

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Keep her away from CharlieGodammit

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Fuck yeah, I’m ready. Let the Shit Hit The Fan.

When your ride’s in the shop, it’s time to improvise. You bet. Only problem is now that my chief form of transportation is a fucking bicycle, I’ve gotten an irresistible urge to pick up cans and bottles alongside the road … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit, Legal Lucy and….. Leroy?

I’ve been sitting here for the last 10 minutes watching CharlieGodammit lick his dick. He has the most peaceful content expression on his face, too. Pure bliss and he’s working that motherfucker over too. It makes me wonder if he … Continue reading

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I’m thinking CGD and Legal Lucy wouldn’t be welcome here

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Dog Days

I had some things to take care so I gave the dogs a rawhide bone apiece – a little one for Legal Lucy and a big one for CharlieGodammit. Lisa refers to them as babysitters because they keep the dogs … Continue reading

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Legal Lucy get’s promoted

I’ve decided to upgrade Legal Lucy’s status in the household from Spare Dog to Other Dog. CharlieGodammit’s the Main Dog til the day he dies, mainly because he was here first. Plus he can kick her ass. That’s huge in … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit – The Early Years

If I saw this pup up for adoption I would snatch him up so fast I’d be wearing a puppy piss soaked shirt home.

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Please help turn my dog into a fucking liberal

Seriously? It’s a dog’s natural instinct to bark and chase intruders away. It’s their fucking job. This person’s dog is going to turn out to be a useless beggar that refuses to earn it’s keep. A dog’s bark is a … Continue reading

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Now who does this remind me of?

CharlieGodammit when he’s begging for a doggy treat. That’s the expression on his face when he’s mixing up a bark and a howl.

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