Category Archives: CharlieGodammit

I’m calling dogshit on this one

How’s this for “important” news? Dogs use the Earth’s magnetic field when relieving themselves. Not only that, but they do so in a north-south axis, a new study says. MORE -WiscoDave ***** I’ve watched CharlieGodammit shit for years and he … Continue reading

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It’s been 4 weeks now, old man

And here’s a shot of him in California with one of the neighbor girls. That damned dog loved her to pieces as you can tell.

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Dog update

CharlieGodammit: No change. It’s been three weeks now and he’s still dead. I know that sounds flippant, but I’m still looking for him every damned morning when I get up and let Legal Lucy and that asshole dog Jack out. … Continue reading

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One week…..

Well, it’s been a week since CharlieGodammit ETSed his ass on outta here, and he’s missed terribly. It’s funny how you don’t realize that a dog is such a huge part of your life until they’re gone. I still find … Continue reading

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Charlie’s home

My vet called me at 9:30 this morning to let me know Charlie was ready to come home and I picked up his ashes an hour later as we were headed into Portland to see my in-laws. I swear, it … Continue reading

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I’m back, and I thank each and every one of you

It’s been a rough weekend for sure. I didn’t get much of anything done, including the work I had planned to do on this blog to get it running smoothly again. I’ll be doing some light posting through out the … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit

Ol’ Charlie died about 6:30 tonight. I don’t know how old he was for sure. The woman that found him running wild on the streets and took him in said she figured he was 4 or 5, but his teeth … Continue reading

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Nine years ago…..

Me and CharlieGodammit enjoying a Tall Boy in the backyard.

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Shades of CharlieGodammit

We used to drive Lisa insane when he was younger. We’d get to roughhousing and he’d start growling, snarling and snapping, his eyes would get hard, then I’d pry his jaws apart and stick my neck between them. As soon … Continue reading

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They spent taxpayer money on this shit?

EAST LANSING, Mich. — It’s probably no surprise to their owners, but dogs, much like people, have distinct personalities (canine-alities?) that shift and change over time, according to a new study. Researchers at Michigan State University say dogs also have … Continue reading

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That’s my CharlieGodammit

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Dog update

CharlieGodammit Starting with Charlie first because he’s the easiest. Not too much going on with the old man. He’s still fat, lazy and happy. He’s losing a few pounds because I had to quit giving Legal Lucy treats, so his … Continue reading

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Jack don’t like Copenhagen

I was getting a chew and he saw something that looked like it might be going in my mouth so he jumped up with his paws on the arm of my chair and stuck his nose down in the can. … Continue reading

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Looks like I done lost Jack(ass)

No, he’s still here eating food I bought and chewing my shit up, but his loyalties lie elsewhere. It all started when Lisa gave me such a hard time about him being outside in the cold, so I finally relented … Continue reading

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Jack(ass)

He’s actually showing promise of being a pretty damned good dog. Finally. Remember that post I did bitching and whining about all the shit he’s chewed up so far? He ain’t chewed up a shittin’ thing since I posted that, … Continue reading

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The Hell Hound

Elmo told me that Jack looks demonic in this picture. He’s got a dog biscuit sideways in his mouth, giving him that weird grin. And I have no idea what’s up with his left eye. It’s normally open, but it … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit’s quirks

Miss Lisa has a small $35 a month flip phone for when we’re on the road – it damned sure ain’t for home with our weak-ass signal. We get enough of a signal that the phone rings for a call … Continue reading

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How to Safely Clear Your Home

It’s 2 AM, and you’re lying asleep in bed. Your wife is snuggled next to you, and your young children are slumbering soundly in their respective bedrooms. The sound of the creaking back door awakens you. You weren’t expecting any … Continue reading

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Really, Charlie???

So after seeing an albino deer in the back corner 8-9 days ago, I went down and bought some mineral blocks and a game cam hoping to get a picture of it to post for y’all. I bought the mineral … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit and Legal Lucy’s day

I took Charlie and Legal Lucy into the vet this morning, Lucy for her round of shots and heartworm test, and Charlie for that also and grooming as well. When they wanted to weigh them I told Charlie “Hit the … Continue reading

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