Category Archives: CharlieGodammit

CharlieGodammit

He’s doing much better today. He still isn’t putting his weight on his leg if he can help it but the swelling is going down and he’s moving around a lot more.

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CharlieGodammit update

He’s showing a little improvement. He still doesn’t want to put his weight on his right front foot and there is some swelling but he doesn’t appear to be in pain. Obviously there is some tenderness because he does growl … Continue reading

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My day (so far)

Lisa opened the door first thing this morning and both the dogs shot off the porch to do their morning drill and Lisa came back inside to get her coffee. Lucy came back up to the door whining then took … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit

There’s always more water around his bowl than in it. Always. If you’re barefoot, you learn to skirt that area real quick.

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It’s a dog’s life, ain’t it?

Jon Sr sent me some money a while back to buy bones and toys for the dogs and this is just about the last of them so I figured I’d post a video showing how much he enjoyed them. That’s … Continue reading

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Charlie and Legal Lucy

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CharlieGodammit’s first words: “You gonna eat that?”

For those who ever wondered what would happen if dogs could talk, they may soon find out as ‘pet translators’ could be available in an little as a decade. An Amazon-backed report claims the technology could hit the shops within … Continue reading

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Told you he was all fur

I really didn’t mean to shave his tail but when I was working on his hips he jerked away and the clippers took out a big chunk off of it. He’s not real happy with me shaving his ass but … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit

Kicking back on the back porch this morning: On patrol. He does this several times a day, walking the perimeter of the property, always counterclockwise, just smelling and pissing and shitting his way along. I haven’t got a clue why … Continue reading

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Whatever, man

Miss Lisa: “Charlie? Come here, Charlie. Charlie??? Please? Kenny, call Charlie in, he keeps ignoring me.” Me: “CHARLIE, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!” Charlie comes trotting in all happy and shit. Miss Lisa: “I don’t know … Continue reading

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I did a double take

He’s about half the size of CharlieGodammit but damn, the resemblance is remarkable.

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I told you they were alive and fine

That big yella bastard, CharlieGodammit: And his usual position on the porch or lawn: And finally, heading over to take a dump where I’ll be walking before he noticed me watching him: Before anybody says anything about him getting fat, … Continue reading

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Dog update

Some of y’all get kinda cranky when I don’t update you on the dogs now and again. They’re fine. They’ve adapted to life out here just like I figured they would. CharlieGodammit is starting to show his age. He’s 10 … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit’s latest stunt

That fucking dog has taken to shitting right up against the trees. You wanna take a scientific wild-ass guess as to what happens when I’m trimming around the trunk and don’t see it and hit it with a gas powered … Continue reading

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Stormin’ Charlie

Last night we had one hell of a storm roll over us – heavy rain, winds, power outage, all that good shit. Lightning was flashing everywhere every couple seconds and thunder was a continuous rolling with occasional earsplitting cracks when … Continue reading

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That reminds me…

…it’s almost time for Charlie’s springtime shaving.

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Ambushed

CharlieGodammit has come up with something new over the past couple months. Just about the time I think I’ve seen it all that big yella bastard comes up with something else. He’s been shitting in front of my shop and … Continue reading

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Riding with Charlie (and Legal Lucy)

Those dogs love to ride. I think it’s for different reasons – CharlieGodammit likes to stick his head out the window and aerate his gums and Legal Lucy likes to bark at people once we get to where we’re going … Continue reading

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What, you don’t own a dog?

CharlieGodammit would get right on that shit, polishing it up so clean it’ll just take a soapy rag to go over it.

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Me and that Great Big Yella Bastard over the years

He’s doing fine in his old age with his nose planted firmly up Miss Lisa’s ass. He was about 6 years of age according to the woman I got him from who found him running wild but judging by his … Continue reading

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