Category Archives: CharlieGodammit

What, you don’t own a dog?

CharlieGodammit would get right on that shit, polishing it up so clean it’ll just take a soapy rag to go over it.

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Me and that Great Big Yella Bastard over the years

He’s doing fine in his old age with his nose planted firmly up Miss Lisa’s ass. He was about 6 years of age according to the woman I got him from who found him running wild but judging by his … Continue reading

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Must be a bitch to get old

Yeah I don’t know what the fuck CharlieGodammit’s attitude problem is lately. It seems like every time I give his tail a good hearty yank when he’s sleeping, that motherfucker whips around and bites the shit out of me. Fucking … Continue reading

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Hey! Anybody seen CharlieGodammit???

-Bubbaearle

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Angel’s Max and this guy need to get together

Max: HERE When we laid over in Amarillo on our way out here, Angel stopped by with Max to visit. Li’l fucker was wanting to whip CharlieGodammit’s ass – probably could’ve done it too.

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CharlieGodammit – ma’ nigga

Let’s see, my last dog’s affectionate nickname was Homie or Homedawg, Charlie’s is Ma’ Nigga (as in Whut up, ma’ Nigga) and it makes me wonder what my next dog’s will be. Cracka? Slope? It’s hilarious, I’ll pull up around … Continue reading

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Shades of me and CharlieGodammit

A student was elated to be given a ‘free puppy’ – only to discover that the uncharacteristically wild dog was in fact a wolf. He came across the creature after spotting a sign on a house in Tuscon, Arizona, offering … Continue reading

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Yard selling

I’m not a big yard sale person. I don’t really get into the whole yard selling thing, going to or having them. I don’t have a good enough eye to spot a bargain and luckily I realize that, I don’t … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit to a T

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“Hush hush, I thought I hear her callin’ my name…”

Since we’ve moved out here the dogs have had to get used to a whole new environment – people, sounds, smells, everything. CharlieGodammit’s pretty much taken it all in stride, he doesn’t get too excited about anything as long as … Continue reading

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Making himself right at home

CharlieGodammit using the doggie door to let himself in and out over at my in-laws. It’s for their Boston Terrier. I’m surprised he hasn’t scraped his dick off yet.

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My back windows are covered in CGD noseprints

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Doggy hugs

If you have an Internet connection, you’ve probably read at least one article in the past few days claiming that science has shown that dogs hate being hugged. We at are not here to argue that you should go squeeze … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit would turn his nose up at these. Good dog, Charlie, good dog.

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Sorry, Charlie

I pretty much figure he’s to blame anyways for letting me kick him in the head. I mean, if his senses are so damned powerful, why didn’t he know I was coming and get the fuck out of my way?

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CharlieGodammit’s new ‘do

Yup, shaved his ass again. Legal Lucy’s turn now.

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Heartworm

Say, I was wondering if y’all could help me out. I was wondering about how prevalent heartworm is in Tennessee? It’s non-existent here in the San Joaquin Valley but 50 miles east of us it’s rampant. How bad is it … Continue reading

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Was this before or after he ate Timothy Treadwell?

What a stupid fucker. It’s been a few years since him and his sweetie got bear bit – okay, eaten – and I still shake my head when I’m reminded of it. Myself, I’ve spent quite a bit of time … Continue reading

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Observations at the emergency room

When I took Lisa to the hospital the other day, I took her to Doctor’s in Modesto which is the County hospital. The reason I took her there was because Doc’s office is just a rifle shot away and we … Continue reading

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Keep her away from CharlieGodammit

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