Category Archives: Drunks

Party on

A motorist who blew a reading more than SIX TIMES the drink driving limit has been arrested by traffic cops. Officers said the “staggering” reading of 223 micrograms of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath was made after a vehicle … Continue reading

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Company party?

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Yeah, gotta make him comfortable

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I’ve been that fucked up before

-Angel

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Damn, I’d hate to have to keep her in alcohol

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“Let’s go home, Kelly – you’re drunk”

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Hey, the bars just closed and he’s fucking hungry, right?

An Illinois man was arrested following a bizarre meltdown triggered when he stopped off at a local Burger King to grab some grub and after discovering that the fast food joint was closed, totally lost his marbles. MORE

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Getting a jump start on the divorce

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Damned Eskimos are mean drunks

A St. Michael woman is accused of ordering the sexual assault of a man who owed her money for alcohol and marijuana. The woman, 30-year-old Julia Haworth, told an acquaintance to carry out the April 2017 assault in exchange for … Continue reading

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Hey Barry, come over and mow my lawn

A Franklin man was arrested and charged with operating while intoxicated on Saturday— but he wasn’t behind the wheel of a car. Officers pulled over 46-year-old Barry Ridge while he was driving down County Road 100 North on a red … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Drunken Dippin Dots CEO crashes into homes

He had just been one of the featured celebrity guests at a children’s hospital charity event called “Dancing For a Miracle.” But the night of April 8 ended with Scott Fischer, the CEO of Dippin Dots, pinned in his BMW … Continue reading

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“Alcohol was involved”

A Kansas high school student was arrested after he drove a stolen pickup through his school, police said. The boy rammed the Ford F-350 with a flatbed through the front doors of Erie High School in southeast Kansas at around … Continue reading

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Making sure she doesn’t forget

SAN MARCOS, Tex. (KXAN) – The former college student who drunkenly crashed her car, killing a Bryan man and his unborn child has received a 14 year prison sentence. However, her punishment does not stop there. MORE

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Well, the child was too young to drink, right?

It started at 5 p.m. on Monday, police say, when officers arrested a person who was driving drunk in a McDonald’s drive-thru in Queensbury, New York. Police allege that the man, 48-year-old Mark T. Meringolo, had a .21 percent blood … Continue reading

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And down she goes…

See? I told you.

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Florida (and North Carolina) news

ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH, Fla. – A North Carolina woman faces charges, including a DUI, after multiple hit-and-runs were reported Tuesday evening in St. Augustine Beach. The officer said he saw a woman, later identified as 46-year-old Jennifer Poelter Beers, driving … Continue reading

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Is he related to the Kennedys?

Emil Nichitoi ran away after crashing his car while drunk, police say, even though that meant leaving his injured girlfriend behind. The 29-year-old is accused of driving his white Lexus into a utility box and utility pole while drunk early … Continue reading

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Richie Rich released from jail

FORT WORTH, TEXAS – A 20-year-old Texas man who as a teenager invoked “affluenza” in his defense after killing four people in a drunken wreck has been released from jail. Tarrant County sheriff’s spokesman David McClelland says Ethan Couch was … Continue reading

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