Category Archives: Drunks

I’ve been that fucked up before

PHOENIX, Ariz. (KTVK) – An Arizona man was charged with felony trespassing after he allegedly broke into a woman’s apartment and made tortillas. Police responded to a burglary call at a Phoenix apartment around 7:30 p.m. on March 1. When … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks | 6 Comments

17 DUIs…

A woman who was charged with 17 DUIs recently entered a guilty plea for DUI 1st, according to court documents. “It’s upsetting, like it actually made me cry because I don’t see how anybody could be so selfish,” said Emily … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks, Tennessee | 1 Comment

That job would drive anybody to drink

(Meredith) – A school bus driver in Pennsylvania is facing child endangerment charges after students say she abandoned a bus at a gas station with more than 25 students still on it. Pennsylvania state police have charged Lori Ann Mankos, … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks, WTF? | 3 Comments

I’ve been that fucked up before

My favorite caption when I post a picture of a drunk is “I’ve been that fucked up before” and folks, I ain’t lying. I was a heavy drinker when I was a youngster and I’ve done some seriously off the … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks, True Stories, Wirecutter | 19 Comments

California to follow Utah’s lead on BAC?

It could soon be a lot easier to be busted for drinking and driving. California Assemblywoman Autumn Burke, D-Marina Del Rey, has introduced a bill that would nearly halve the maximum allowed blood alcohol content for driving, from .08 to … Continue reading

Posted in California, Drunks | 6 Comments

I’ve been that fucked up before

Posted in Drunks | 2 Comments

Party on, Mark

A Westmoreland man was arrested after allegedly passing out inside a residence not belonging to him while carrying moonshine, drug paraphernalia and a set of brass knuckles. Mark Allen Cook, 58, faces multiple charges following the incident, which took place … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks, Tennessee | 1 Comment

I’m sure they’ll have plenty of volunteers

COOPERTOWN TENNESSEE: (Smokey Barn News) – The Coopertown Police Department is looking for volunteers willing to get drunk. On their tab. Five to six volunteers are needed and volunteers must commit to a full day. Drinks and transportation will be … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks, Tennessee, To Protect and Serve | 4 Comments

Snowflake skank kicked off Vegas bound plane in Florida

FT LAUDERDALE (CBSMiami) – A woman’s trip to Las Vegas on Valentine’s Day was cut short after she reportedly got unruly on a plane and had to be taken off. When Valerie Gonzalez, 32, boarded JetBlue’s Flight 7 at Ft. … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks, Florida, Skanks, Snowflakes | 4 Comments

IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

Posted in Drunks | 2 Comments

“Respect my authoritah!”

Samuel J. LaVigne’s lawsuit against the California Highway Patrol officer who pulled him over in December 2017 doesn’t claim there was no reason for the stop. After taking breath-alcohol tests at the CHP’s Newcastle office, LaVigne expected the results to … Continue reading

Posted in California, Drunks, To Protect and Serve | 14 Comments

Drunks and cops

Posted in Drunks, To Protect and Serve | 4 Comments

Party on, Billy

A Hempfield man was arrested twice in less than an hour Sunday for drunken driving, according to state police. The first time troopers pulled over William Brandon Bartley, 31, was at 1:22 a.m. on Route 130 in Hempfield near North … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks | 2 Comments

So you got fucked up last night…

Posted in Drunks | Leave a comment

Besties

Posted in Dogs, Drunks | 2 Comments

Texas? Not Florida?

WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot. MORE

Posted in Drunks | Leave a comment

Drunks…

Posted in Drunks | 3 Comments

“No worries, Boss – they’ll never notice”

A New York man was arrested for the second time in six days on suspicion of driving under the influence after he allegedly drove drunk to the Modesto area California Highway Patrol Office to inquire about the location of his … Continue reading

Posted in California, Drunks | 3 Comments

She’s a keeper!

This is the hilarious moment a woman piggy backs her husband to bed after he came home drunk from a night out with his friends. Waanon Lamnarai, 28, had been drinking whisky with his friends and had to be taken … Continue reading

Posted in Drunks | 2 Comments

I’ve been that fucked up before

And drunk enough to where I ate the crust anyway.

Posted in Drunks | 5 Comments