Category Archives: Drunks

Sometimes enthusiasm is not good

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Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

ENGLEWOOD, Fla. (WWSB) – A woman arrested earlier this year for allegedly leaving her children in the car while she was drinking inside a bar has found herself behind bars again, this time for battery. Deputies say on Veterans Day, … Continue reading

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Right on, a 30 year drunk

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

KEY LARGO, Fla. – A 50-year-old Key Largo woman arrested on suspicion of drunken driving kicked a deputy after crashing into some bushes and leaving the scene, deputies said. Kari Dodson faces several charges after Wednesday morning’s arrest. MORE

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“I DID WHAT LAST NIGHT???!!!”

A man was arrested for driving while intoxicated Wednesday after he was found knocking on doors in Arlington, Texas, while naked. According to the Arlington Police Department, officers responded to the 4800 block of Hollow Tree Court after a citizen … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

Authorities say a Wickenburg woman is facing DUI and reckless child abuse charges after allegedly running over her daughter with a car. Police say 38-year-old Jennifer Coppedge also is jailed on suspicion of endangerment and aggravated DUI with an interlock … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (WFTS/CNN) – A 4th grade teacher was arrested at school, accused of showing up to work drunk. Lisa Edelstein was fired after only seven days on the job, and now she’s facing criminal charges. “When you make … Continue reading

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Kinda reminds me of George Jones on his lawnmower

A Louisiana man was arrested after stealing an electric powered shopping cart from Walmart to avoid getting a DWI, police said. Brice Kendell Williams, 32, was charged with felony unauthorized use of a moveable after driving the motorized shopping cart … Continue reading

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At least he’s spreading his shit around

OCTOBER 30–A Washington State man whose rap sheet includes nine drunk driving convictions was arrested on his 10th DUI charge after being spotted driving a minivan erratically, police report. David Triplett, 59, was arrested Saturday after another motorist told Montana … Continue reading

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I wonder what tipped the cops off?

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) – A woman was arrested Tuesday night after police say she was driving drunk when she crashed into Sarasota Bay. MORE

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Do as I say, not as I do

A New Jersey state police trooper has been suspended without pay after he was charged with driving drunk while in Indiana for another officer’s funeral. MORE

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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In their defense, prison hootch tastes pretty nasty

Four inmates from a Texas federal prison were caught after they escaped and returned with whiskey and cellphones, officials said. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office said investigators began conducting surveillance behind the Federal Prison Complex in Beaumont, Texas, about 90 … Continue reading

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For Me But Not For Thee doesn’t cut it in Henry County

PARIS, TN (WSMV) – A Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper arrested on a DUI charge has resigned, according to the THP. Trooper Daryl Veliz resigned on Wednesday after his arrest on Monday morning in Henry County. According to a THP spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Pretty much, yup

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Bet they didn’t see that coming

(CNN) – German police have revealed that hundreds of electric scooter users lost their driving licenses after riding while drunk at the Oktoberfest beer festival in Munich. A total of 414 people were caught riding an e-scooter while under the … Continue reading

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Me and Elmo were just talking about this saloon

GROVELAND, Calif. — A man was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a shooting Saturday night outside a saloon in Tuolumne County. Juan Banuelos, 29, of Coulterville, was booked into the Tuolumne County Jail after he returned to the … Continue reading

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The only thing worse would be if he’d hit a lawyer

CALAVERAS COUNTY, Calif. — A Calaveras County deputy who was responding to a report of a missing hunter was hurt in a head-on crash with a suspected DUI driver Saturday, authorities said. The deputy was driving near Spicer Meadow Reservoir … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

Authorities are investigating the death of a 2-year-old girl who was left in a car with the heater on and windows rolled up for more than five hours while her mother drank with a friend nearby, records show. MORE

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Man, that really taught her a lesson, didn’t it?

LOS BANOS, Calif. — A California woman convicted of driving drunk while livestreaming the crash that killed her younger sister has been released on parole after serving 26 months in prison. Obdulia Sanchez was convicted of gross vehicular manslaughter, DUI … Continue reading

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