Category Archives: Drunks

Kentucky, baby

BOWLING GREEN, Ky. (WBKO) – Liquor stores are taking steps to ensure they’re following the social distancing guidelines implemented by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention. To help keep social distancing, Liquor Barn is encouraging its customers to utilize … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

CHRISTIAN COUNTY, Ky. (WKRN) — A Clarksville woman was arrested by Kentucky State Patrol troopers after a pursuit through Christian County. MORE

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Party on, Pennsylvania, party on

Freaking out about wine and liquor stores being closed in Pennsylvania during the coronavirus shutdown? Don’t worry, you can still buy booze…for now. MORE –WiscoDave

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Pizza and beer, baby

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) – A 37-year-old woman has been charged with her third DUI offense after police reportedly found her intoxicated at West Nashville Papa John’s. Bridgett Baldwin was in the drive-thru on Charlotte Pike trying to order food when … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

A 4-month-old boy died and two other young children were injured when their mother, who is suspected of driving under the influence, crashed head-on into an SUV in North Hills late Monday night, police said. MORE ***** I’m sorry, but … Continue reading

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Wonder how many people he’s busted for DUI

Davidson County, Tenn. (WKRN) — A Davidson County Sheriff’s Office lieutenant is on administrative leave after being charged with DUI. MORE

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Party on, Jackson, party on

FEBRUARY 21–An Arizona man arrested for allegedly stealing a motorcycle from a Kawasaki dealership told police he was “celebrating 4 months of sobriety and decided he wanted” a chopper, according to court records. Investigators say that Jackson Hanley, 29, was … Continue reading

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How could I have missed this story???

A Wisconsin man was pulled over by police after reports of erratic driving. Responding officers found empty beer cans in his vehicle and a chicken that had been riding on his shoulder. MORE –Ed ***** Chickens and drunks, man. That’s … Continue reading

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BEER RUN!!!

HARTFORD, Ky. (AP) — Six children not wearing seat belts were reportedly riding in an SUV driven by their babysitter, who police in Kentucky said was speeding and driving under the influence. Krislon Talbott, 18, was pulled over Wednesday on … Continue reading

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Been there done that

A Burger King drive-thru customer was arrested last Thursday after employees reported they suspected she was under the influence. According to a report compiled by Lafayette Police Department Patrolman Byron Butcher, BK employees stated that the woman, later identified as … Continue reading

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Damn, is that whole family a train wreck?

Michael Lohan, father of actress Lindsay Lohan, was arrested on Long Island Monday following a domestic incident, according to Southampton Village Police. Shortly before 4 p.m. Monday, a domestic complaint was filed against Michael, 59, alleging an incident that took … Continue reading

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To Protect and Serve (me another drink)

An off-duty suburban Indianapolis police officer who drove to the scene of an emergency was arrested after another officer suspected he had been drinking. MORE

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Party on

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Maybe she could take Pelosi with her

US Rep. Ann Kirkpatrick, a Democrat who represents Tucson and Southern Arizona, announced Wednesday that she is stepping away from her duties temporarily to seek treatment for alcohol dependence after suffering a serious fall last week that left her with … Continue reading

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Priorities

The Royal Australian Navy was applauded Friday after one of its ships completed an emergency beer run to help resupply a pub besieged by bushfires. MORE –WiscoDave

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Why you should never ever fall asleep at a party

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I’ve been that fucked up before

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – A South Florida taxi cab driver was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after he was found passed out in the driver’s seat of the car, police said. Gladimir Emilien, 42, was arrested Sunday after … Continue reading

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Ah, to be young again…..

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The Wonder Drug

Last Sunday, Grace Jones of Broadway, England celebrated her 112th birthday. She earned the title of oldest person in Britain. Her secret? A nightly tipple of Scotch whisky. “I started having a nightly tot of it when I turned 50 … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

TITUSVILLE, Fla. (AP) – A Florida man told police he drank two bottles of liquor immediately after his car was struck by a train because he was terrified. MORE

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