Category Archives: Drunks

Gonna be hard to talk your way out of this, sis

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Albuquerque police have released body-worn camera footage that shows an alleged drunk driver doing cartwheels during a sobriety test. Officers responded Friday night after receiving reports of a vehicle driving recklessly. Upon arriving, they found 23-year-old Bryelle … Continue reading

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Gotta get that deposit back

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Play it right and you’ll have a threesome

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Okies…..

A boozed-up bozo proved he wasn’t the smartest cookie when he allegedly offered to trade some vodka for Girl Scout cookies in Oklahoma. Jerry Swanson, 45, was busted by police in Ardmore after trying to make the harebrained deal with … Continue reading

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Naw, he doesn’t drink much

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Sometimes I miss going to bars

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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What a great country!

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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The 14th time’s the charm

A Michigan man whose rap sheet includes 13 convictions for drunk driving has again been arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Zenon Bialokur, 54, was nabbed Friday after a sheriff’s deputy pulled him over for running a traffic signal. … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Damn, that looks delicious

I had an old lady once that insisted I was an alcoholic because I took a cold beer with me to take a hot shower. “No” I told her, “I cop a quicker buzz standing under a scalding hot shower … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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And???

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Yeah, she didn’t want to waste that beer

Police pulled into a York Haven boat launch Monday afternoon behind a woman, looking to arrest her for fleeing from them. Before they could, she gunned the engine, barreling into the Susquehanna River. The acceleration from the black 2011 Subaru … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

The coat, not the Adidas sweat pants. I’ve never been so fucked up I wore sweat pants outside the house, much less Adidas.

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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