Category Archives: Drunks

Making sure she doesn’t forget

SAN MARCOS, Tex. (KXAN) – The former college student who drunkenly crashed her car, killing a Bryan man and his unborn child has received a 14 year prison sentence. However, her punishment does not stop there. MORE

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Well, the child was too young to drink, right?

It started at 5 p.m. on Monday, police say, when officers arrested a person who was driving drunk in a McDonald’s drive-thru in Queensbury, New York. Police allege that the man, 48-year-old Mark T. Meringolo, had a .21 percent blood … Continue reading

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And down she goes…

See? I told you.

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Florida (and North Carolina) news

ST. AUGUSTINE BEACH, Fla. – A North Carolina woman faces charges, including a DUI, after multiple hit-and-runs were reported Tuesday evening in St. Augustine Beach. The officer said he saw a woman, later identified as 46-year-old Jennifer Poelter Beers, driving … Continue reading

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Is he related to the Kennedys?

Emil Nichitoi ran away after crashing his car while drunk, police say, even though that meant leaving his injured girlfriend behind. The 29-year-old is accused of driving his white Lexus into a utility box and utility pole while drunk early … Continue reading

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Richie Rich released from jail

FORT WORTH, TEXAS – A 20-year-old Texas man who as a teenager invoked “affluenza” in his defense after killing four people in a drunken wreck has been released from jail. Tarrant County sheriff’s spokesman David McClelland says Ethan Couch was … Continue reading

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Yeah man, Kentucky…..

A Somerset woman charged with forcing her 14-year-old daughter to drink alcohol until she fell off a chair claimed she was teaching the girl that drinking is bad, according to police. Somerset police charged Miranda Gayle Polston, 34, with first-degree … Continue reading

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Don’t fuck with Bugs

MANSFIELD, Ohio — A 54-year-old Ohio woman was arrested Saturday afternoon for allegedly making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny at a carousel park, WJW reports. MORE

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I hope you die of alcohol poisoning

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“I’m ready”

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Ohio DUI plates? Daaaaamn…..

Trending at the tippy-top of Reddit today is a post from r/TIL, entitled TIL drivers in Ohio receive a yellow “scarlet letter” license plate if they have been convicted of a DUI. While the concept of the “scarlet letter” plates … Continue reading

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Your Friday Florida What-the-fuck?

A woman described by witnesses as suspicious, possibly drunk and pushing a child in a stroller shortly after midnight Tuesday was arrested on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after Lee County deputies saw her stumbling down … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

Even though Hillary Clinton had help going down a set of stairs in India today, she still nearly fell down. While visiting Jahaz Mahal in Dhar’s Mandu, Clinton was attempting to descend about 15 stairs. MORE/VIDEO

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Me! Me! Me! PICK ME!!!

Like to get your drink on early in the morning? Enjoy free pizza? Don’t mind doing a few one-leg stands? The Vancouver Police Department is looking for you. The police force has put out the word that they are looking … Continue reading

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Whoa. I’ve never been THAT fucked up before…

Just about everyone has taken a drunken late-night Uber ride they might regret, or not even remember. But one New Jersey native recently took the blackout Uber ride of a lifetime. After a night of partying with buddies in Morgantown, … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Fucking lightweights

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Drunk? Not much…

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