Category Archives: Drunks

“Bubba’s passed out in the dessert again, damn it”

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Okay, you’re cut off

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Fucking brilliant

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I knew Florida would come through for us

SPRING HILL – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday afternoon on a DUI charge after he confused a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell, according to ABC Action News. Douglas Francisco, 28, was arrested after deputies found him in the … Continue reading

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Good Monday Morning from Florida!

A 28-year-old woman was driving drunk with her two-year-old son in the car when she crashed into several vehicles on Interstate 4 in Florida on Tuesday. Brianna Dee Knox crashed into four cars near Tampa on Tuesday afternoon, and then … Continue reading

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Good thinking

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Party on, Natasha, party on

A woman has been jailed and banned from entering Woking after she punched a blind man and was caught in the middle of a sex act in the street. Natasha Claus, 36, was described as ‘a mess’ by a judge … Continue reading

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Damn, I’m slackin’ here

Based on per capita consumption from alcoholic beverage sales data, the average American drinks roughly 1.35 drinks per day, 9.5 drinks per week and 494 drinks per year, said Aaron White, senior scientific advisor to the National Institute on Alcohol … Continue reading

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DON’T EAT THE WORM!!!

Officials with the U.S. Department of State are now tracking reports of blackouts and injuries related to potentially tainted alcohol in Mexico and said Friday they have already received a dozen complaints. The agency has come under fire from lawmakers … Continue reading

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That’ll teach him to interfere

DERBY, Conn. (AP) — Connecticut police say a man threw another man 45 feet off a bridge because he intervened in an argument between the suspect and his girlfriend. Shelton police charged Gregory Rottjer with attempted murder in connection with … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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A little Florida news this morning

SEBASTIAN, Florida – A very intoxicated man at Captain Hiram’s told police he was a tax-paying citizen and they need to find his car so he can drive home, according to the report. William Antonio Olivieri, 63, was at the … Continue reading

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Good party. Right on.

A minor who police said accidentally pocket-dialed 911 led authorities to an underage drinking party in York early Sunday morning that prompted a standoff and the arrest of a man allegedly involved in the illegal celebration. York police said in … Continue reading

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Scum

They found the 4-year-old girl on the side of the highway, slightly injured and alone. Fairfield, Wisc. residents called the police Friday night around 8 p.m. to report that the child was wandering in the roadway, according to the Sauk … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Good morning from Florida!

VERO BEACH, Florida – A man who was arrested for trespassing at Filthy’s Bar in Vero Beach was causing a lot of problems for the officer on the way to jail. Eric Eugene Cotter, of Vero Beach, was issued a … Continue reading

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Okay, I lost a car a Dead show once…..

Back in 1997 in the German city of Frankfurt, a man reported his car as stolen to the police. Twenty years later, the authorities in the city have tracked down the missing vehicle, only to discover that the man who … Continue reading

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Now THAT is fucked up

A salesman escaped a driving ban because he was too drunk to take a second breath test. Michael Camp had wet himself and was found to be three-and-a-half times over the limit when he was pulled over by police. They … Continue reading

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ICE is doing DUI checkpoints now?

NEW YORK – Officers from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) arrested 25 during a 6-day period, ending Nov. 9 in Long Island in an enforcement effort dubbed, Operation Secure Streets. In the course of … Continue reading

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