Category Archives: Drunks

Good party. Right on.

A minor who police said accidentally pocket-dialed 911 led authorities to an underage drinking party in York early Sunday morning that prompted a standoff and the arrest of a man allegedly involved in the illegal celebration. York police said in … Continue reading

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Scum

They found the 4-year-old girl on the side of the highway, slightly injured and alone. Fairfield, Wisc. residents called the police Friday night around 8 p.m. to report that the child was wandering in the roadway, according to the Sauk … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Good morning from Florida!

VERO BEACH, Florida – A man who was arrested for trespassing at Filthy’s Bar in Vero Beach was causing a lot of problems for the officer on the way to jail. Eric Eugene Cotter, of Vero Beach, was issued a … Continue reading

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Okay, I lost a car a Dead show once…..

Back in 1997 in the German city of Frankfurt, a man reported his car as stolen to the police. Twenty years later, the authorities in the city have tracked down the missing vehicle, only to discover that the man who … Continue reading

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Now THAT is fucked up

A salesman escaped a driving ban because he was too drunk to take a second breath test. Michael Camp had wet himself and was found to be three-and-a-half times over the limit when he was pulled over by police. They … Continue reading

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ICE is doing DUI checkpoints now?

NEW YORK – Officers from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) arrested 25 during a 6-day period, ending Nov. 9 in Long Island in an enforcement effort dubbed, Operation Secure Streets. In the course of … Continue reading

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I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s done this

I had a party at my place one time and we filled every available spot with ice and beer – washer, dryer, sinks, tub, trashcan, you name it. I even found beer in the toilet tank afterwards. It was all … Continue reading

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Jeez, he was just trying to be a good citizen

DAUPHIN COUNTY, Pa. — A 34-year-old man who showed up at an elementary school Monday afternoon believing it was election day has been charged with driving under the influence. MORE

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But what was the horse’s BAC?

LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) — A 53-year-old woman riding a horse down a busy Florida highway has been arrested and charged with driving drunk. Polk County Sheriff’s officials said in a news release that someone called 911 about a woman who … Continue reading

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Can’t say that I blame him

MARSHFIELD, Wis. (WAOW) – A Marshfield man is behind bars after police say he was locked inside a beer cooler at a convenience store, had several drinks, and then fled. Jeremy Van Ert, 38, was charged with retail theft and … Continue reading

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This is probably racist as fuck

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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OKTOBERFEST!!!

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Minnesota man arrested for his 28th DUI

A 64-year-old western Minnesota man has been caught for the 28th time driving while intoxicated, according to prosecutors, adding to what likely is a record that state authorities have long attributed to him. Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Just sayin

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Some would consider this a gift from Heaven

ANDERSON, Calif. — A Northern California man arriving home from work this week discovered a naked woman he did not know asleep in his bed, police said. The unidentified man told officers the strange saga started Tuesday when he found … Continue reading

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Somebody’s getting laid tonight

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Gotta plan ahead

A concert goer who attended Electric Zoo’s festival in New York was determined to get his money’s worth when he buried alcohol under the ground at the site three weeks before the event. Alex decided to stash a bottle of … Continue reading

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