Category Archives: Drunks

I’ve been that fucked up before

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Nope, not Florida

A South Carolina woman has been arrested for DUI after she was caught driving a toy truck down the road on Monday. Megan Danielle Holman, 25, turned heads when she took the children’s item for a spin down North Church … Continue reading

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Uh-oh, the Elders aren’t going to be happy with Rueben

SMITHS GROVE, Ky. – A man driving a horse-drawn buggy Tuesday night is accused of sideswiping a car while his wife and seven children were inside the buggy and now faces 10 felony charges. Rueben Andy Yoder, 34, of Smiths … Continue reading

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Fuck the Feds

On January 15, 1922, THE New York Times reported that 35-year-old Robert Doyle, a veteran of World War One, was found blinded and afraid in his rooming house on West 23rd Street. A doctor conveyed Doyle to the hospital, where … Continue reading

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Naw, it’s cool – it was a company party

The former general manager of Cumberland Electric Membership Corporation was arrested and convicted on a DUI charge while driving a company vehicle, but never faced discipline from the company, the News4 I-team has learned. James Coode, the former GM, was … Continue reading

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Asshole

A man caught on video urinating on a memorial for a nine-year-old boy who died of brain cancer says he was drunk and admits having made a ‘huge mistake’. Bryan Bellace, 23, was arrested and charged on Sunday for defacing … Continue reading

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Party on, Jason

An Oregon man was arrested Thursday after hiding inside a restaurant until after it closed, then heading to the bar for some booze on the house, police say. Lincoln City police said Jason Daniel McIntyre, 31, was arrested on suspicion … Continue reading

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Drunks…

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For the serious drunk

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Florida! Hell yeah!!!

HAINES CITY (CBSMiami)- Police officers have to worry about people driving under the influence or boating under the influence, but now, they’ll have to look out for those lawn mowing under the influence. On May 5, one Florida man was … Continue reading

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And then every bartender in Texas up and quit

PLANO, Texas (AP) — Authorities in suburban Dallas have arrested a bartender who served drinks to a man who later went to his estranged wife’s home and fatally shot her and seven others as they gathered to watch the Dallas … Continue reading

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“What do you mean I can’t drink with my best friend?”

A Milwaukee man has been charged with intentionally hitting a bartender with his car after he was told not to bring his dog into a Greenfield tavern. Kenneth D. Keaton, 50, faces a felony count of hit-and-run causing injury after … Continue reading

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Just how fucked up were you?

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Here’s all the excuse you need

Drinking may be bad for your liver and your health, especially when done in moderation. But if that drink is tequila, then you might be doing yourself a great favor. Research findings have found out that tequila can help you … Continue reading

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Must’ve been a hell of a party

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At least his buddies left him with a beer

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I knew twins were a lot alike but damn…

Two Texas deputy constables were injured on Sunday when two twins, who were allegedly drunk while driving separate vehicles, crashed into an officer’s car while they were investigating an earlier fatal crash. James Bramlet, 37, and his twin brother, Joseph … Continue reading

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Looks like Daddy got fucked up last night

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Then quit drinking, asshole

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He forgot to say “Here, hold my beer”

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