Category Archives: Drunks

Bet they didn’t see that coming

(CNN) – German police have revealed that hundreds of electric scooter users lost their driving licenses after riding while drunk at the Oktoberfest beer festival in Munich. A total of 414 people were caught riding an e-scooter while under the … Continue reading

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Me and Elmo were just talking about this saloon

GROVELAND, Calif. — A man was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a shooting Saturday night outside a saloon in Tuolumne County. Juan Banuelos, 29, of Coulterville, was booked into the Tuolumne County Jail after he returned to the … Continue reading

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The only thing worse would be if he’d hit a lawyer

CALAVERAS COUNTY, Calif. — A Calaveras County deputy who was responding to a report of a missing hunter was hurt in a head-on crash with a suspected DUI driver Saturday, authorities said. The deputy was driving near Spicer Meadow Reservoir … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

Authorities are investigating the death of a 2-year-old girl who was left in a car with the heater on and windows rolled up for more than five hours while her mother drank with a friend nearby, records show. MORE

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Man, that really taught her a lesson, didn’t it?

LOS BANOS, Calif. — A California woman convicted of driving drunk while livestreaming the crash that killed her younger sister has been released on parole after serving 26 months in prison. Obdulia Sanchez was convicted of gross vehicular manslaughter, DUI … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Sold: Charles Dickens’s Liquor Log

On June 6, 1870, Charles Dickens strolled into the cellar of his country house, Gad’s Hill Place in Kent, and surveyed his liquor stores. The day before, wine merchants at Joseph Ellis & Sons had dropped off a cask of … Continue reading

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Who hasn’t called in hungover?

A Frankfurt court has ruled than a hangover constitutes an illness, just in time for the beginning of Oktoberfest. MORE -WiscoDave

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It’s that time of the year again!

The first keg was tapped, and the beer started flowing as the 186th Oktoberfest got underway Saturday in the southern German city of Munich. Mayor Dieter Reiter inserted the tap in the first keg with two blows of a hammer … Continue reading

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Squirrel Lives Matter

A suspected drunken driver claims a squirrel in the road forced her to swerve off a cliff Monday night, according to the Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office. Emergency crews had to rappel 40 feet down a steep ravine off Southeast Heiple … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

MILLERSVILLE TENNESSEE: (Smokey Barn News) – A local teacher on her way to work stopped to get a drink in Millersville and found a woman who appeared to be assaulted in the trunk of her vehicle. According to Assistant Chief … Continue reading

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Better than shotgunning

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Too drunk to drive, too drunk to ride

A night of drinking, ends badly for a nineteen year old in Clarksville, who is fighting for his life at Vanderbilt Medical Center. He has severe injuries and road rash, after falling out of the bed of a pick up … Continue reading

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Could I get that illegal ‘to go’?

As we head into the long Labor Day weekend, here are two tips to make your holiday even more cheerful. First: Remember to watch out for drunk driving illegal aliens! The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has issued report … Continue reading

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Nashville’s a shithole, not a urinal

NASHVILLE (WSMV) – A man was arrested after reportedly urinating on a man waiting in line to get into a bar on Broadway. MORE

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Time to cut these two off if they’re just gonna waste beer

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One for the road

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No mention of citizenship

A speeding drunk driver killed a father-of-five and injured another man during a horror crash in California on Saturday night. Shawn Milton, 40, died in the crash at around 10pm at the intersection of Maple Avenue and Kings Canyon Road … Continue reading

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