Category Archives: Drunks

The 14th time’s the charm

A Michigan man whose rap sheet includes 13 convictions for drunk driving has again been arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Zenon Bialokur, 54, was nabbed Friday after a sheriff’s deputy pulled him over for running a traffic signal. … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Damn, that looks delicious

I had an old lady once that insisted I was an alcoholic because I took a cold beer with me to take a hot shower. “No” I told her, “I cop a quicker buzz standing under a scalding hot shower … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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And???

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Yeah, she didn’t want to waste that beer

Police pulled into a York Haven boat launch Monday afternoon behind a woman, looking to arrest her for fleeing from them. Before they could, she gunned the engine, barreling into the Susquehanna River. The acceleration from the black 2011 Subaru … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

The coat, not the Adidas sweat pants. I’ve never been so fucked up I wore sweat pants outside the house, much less Adidas.

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Last call and she’s getting desperate

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Hardfuckingcore

A 25-year-old Pole was pronounced dead from cardiac arrest after drinking too much vodka, but he woke up with a toe tag in the morgue, and then he went back to the pub. In the small town of Kamienna Gora … Continue reading

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She’s gonna miss

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Kinda reminds me of my 20s. And 30s.

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A culture of functioning drunks….. Right on

Most Americans have seen Harry Potter or Downton Abbey, so they may think that they know all that there is about living in the UK. But for many who travelled across the pond from the US to set up home … Continue reading

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I remember my 21st birthday

Vividly. I celebrated it at home with my parents and didn’t have a drink all night long. What the hell, I spent my teen years in Germany where there’s no real drinking age, I was home on leave from Germany … Continue reading

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I’m sure they’re taken, men

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Somebody’s getting laid tonight

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That’ll just make ’em puke

(CNN)-Talk about cruel and unusual punishment! The Canadian town of Kensington has hit upon a genius plan to detract its residents from drinking and driving this holiday season. Not only will the cops charge you, they’ll also blast Nickelback while … Continue reading

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I’d have just gone on a bender

A man in the Netherlands has been allowed to die because he could no longer carry on living as an alcoholic. Mark Langedijk chose the day of his death and was telling jokes, drinking beer and eating ham sandwiches with … Continue reading

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College girls…..

You can tell they’re youngsters because they’re worshiping at the clear stuff instead of over at the bourbon aisle.

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