Category Archives: Drunks

Party Hearty

A Spanish driver astounded police this weekend when he was found to be under the influence of every drug officers could check for. On Saturday, police near the town of Carcastillo pulled over a car carrying six people, all piled … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

HANNA CITY — Stopped by police, a motorist offered to prove her sobriety by reciting the alphabet in Greek, but in the end could not manage even the English version. At 4:31 a.m. Saturday, a Peoria County sheriff’s deputy noticed … Continue reading

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Yeah, those fruity drinks will drive anybody over the edge

BARTLETT, TN (WMC) – A 73-year-old Bartlett man is behind bars on a $1,000,000. He stands accused of killing his live-in girlfriend. The shooting happened Thursday night at Glenchase Drive in Bartlett. Police arrived at the scene to find a … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Ingenious

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Only the Irish…

When Reid’s malt house and Malone’s bonded warehouse went up in flames in 1875, a path of delicious boozy destruction cut its way through the Liberties in Dublin. 1800 puncheons of whisky and £2000 worth of malt came pouring through … Continue reading

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Oh jeez…

A 7-year-old girl was looking for help after she thought her dad died in a crash — and then she was struck and killed by another driver, Michigan State Police said. The girl’s dad had been driving while drunk, according … Continue reading

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Cheers, mate!

The number of people with brain damage from alcohol is the highest it has been in ten years, according to Scottish NHS figures. Hundreds of people a week – an average of nearly two a day – are being treated … Continue reading

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Gonna be pretty hard to beat that charge

A man tried to light his cigarette with the flames coming from his burning sedan after rear-ending an SUV westbound on Interstate 80, according to the California Highway Patrol traffic incident information page. MORE

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Relationship goals

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Woman gets out of one drunk’s car and is killed by another

Fresno police have released the names of two drivers they say were arrested after the alleged DUI-related death of a woman early Saturday. Police believe Karla Estrada, 27, was allegedly drunk driving and hit Michelle Sanabria, 47, early Saturday morning … Continue reading

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Fucking lightweight

He is well known for his hedonism, but Charlie Sheen still manages to shock – and amuse – with anecdotes from of his years of partying. Speaking to KIIS FM’s Will & Woody on Monday, Charlie, 52, recalled how he … Continue reading

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Party on

A motorist who blew a reading more than SIX TIMES the drink driving limit has been arrested by traffic cops. Officers said the “staggering” reading of 223 micrograms of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath was made after a vehicle … Continue reading

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Company party?

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Yeah, gotta make him comfortable

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I’ve been that fucked up before

-Angel

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Damn, I’d hate to have to keep her in alcohol

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“Let’s go home, Kelly – you’re drunk”

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Hey, the bars just closed and he’s fucking hungry, right?

An Illinois man was arrested following a bizarre meltdown triggered when he stopped off at a local Burger King to grab some grub and after discovering that the fast food joint was closed, totally lost his marbles. MORE

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Getting a jump start on the divorce

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