Category Archives: Drunks

Been there done that

A Burger King drive-thru customer was arrested last Thursday after employees reported they suspected she was under the influence. According to a report compiled by Lafayette Police Department Patrolman Byron Butcher, BK employees stated that the woman, later identified as … Continue reading

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Damn, is that whole family a train wreck?

Michael Lohan, father of actress Lindsay Lohan, was arrested on Long Island Monday following a domestic incident, according to Southampton Village Police. Shortly before 4 p.m. Monday, a domestic complaint was filed against Michael, 59, alleging an incident that took … Continue reading

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To Protect and Serve (me another drink)

An off-duty suburban Indianapolis police officer who drove to the scene of an emergency was arrested after another officer suspected he had been drinking. MORE

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Party on

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Maybe she could take Pelosi with her

US Rep. Ann Kirkpatrick, a Democrat who represents Tucson and Southern Arizona, announced Wednesday that she is stepping away from her duties temporarily to seek treatment for alcohol dependence after suffering a serious fall last week that left her with … Continue reading

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Priorities

The Royal Australian Navy was applauded Friday after one of its ships completed an emergency beer run to help resupply a pub besieged by bushfires. MORE –WiscoDave

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Why you should never ever fall asleep at a party

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I’ve been that fucked up before

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – A South Florida taxi cab driver was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after he was found passed out in the driver’s seat of the car, police said. Gladimir Emilien, 42, was arrested Sunday after … Continue reading

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Ah, to be young again…..

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The Wonder Drug

Last Sunday, Grace Jones of Broadway, England celebrated her 112th birthday. She earned the title of oldest person in Britain. Her secret? A nightly tipple of Scotch whisky. “I started having a nightly tot of it when I turned 50 … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

TITUSVILLE, Fla. (AP) – A Florida man told police he drank two bottles of liquor immediately after his car was struck by a train because he was terrified. MORE

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Got good and fucked up last night, did ya?

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The little thugs probably drove her to drink

WEST STANISLAUS COUNTY – A school bus driver transporting students was arrested on DUI charges Monday, authorities say. At about 2:42pm, officers with the California Highway Patrol received a call about a school bus that was being driven in a … Continue reading

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And he thought it was his good looks and charming personality

NASHVILLE, TN (WSMV) – A Wilbraham, MA, resident is now the fifth man to confirm to News4 Investigates that he was drugged in downtown Nashville this year. John Walsh Jr. filed a police report claiming on Nov. 19 he, his … Continue reading

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Fuck that guy

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Just giving his buddies something to talk about

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (Video from WFMJ via CNN) — An Ohio man was caught on camera maneuvering his way to the driver’s seat of a police cruiser after he was arrested, police said. After 31-year-old Jeffrey Willard, of Sandusky, had been … Continue reading

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I’ve been that fucked up before

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Should’ve went to Denny’s like all the other drunks

KENNEWICK, Wash. (KCPQ) – Police arrested a woman on suspicion of DUI after she got her RV stuck in a Washington state Taco Bell drive-thru. According to the Kennewick Police Department, the woman drove the wrong way into the fast-food … Continue reading

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Party hearty, Jen

DUNDALK, Md. (AP) — A woman accused of driving off the road and killing a teenager in Maryland had two bottles of whiskey and 92 minibottles of liquor in the car, police said. Jennifer Jean Jones, 30, has been charged … Continue reading

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Sometimes enthusiasm is not good

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