Category Archives: Florida

Florida, baby…..

Before 14-year-old boys Perry Cohen and Austin Stephanos headed out on a boat one Friday morning in July 2015, Perry’s mother, Pamela, kissed and hugged her son goodbye, expecting that the two friends were just embarking on a fishing day … Continue reading

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Fucking Florida, man…..

Cocoa Police Chief Mike Cantaloupe is pursuing criminal charges against five teens who were accused of involvement in filming the drowning of a man in Cocoa, but did not call 911 for assistance. Cantaloupe said he will seek misdemeanor charges … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

A naked Florida man who allegedly drove around town with electrical wires attached to his penis has been arrested. Cops say Kurt Jenkins, 56, of Boynton Beach was charged with nudity in public. Jenkins wasn’t hard to miss, investigators said. … Continue reading

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Well, some Floridians must be living right

DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. – A South Florida family is perplexed after recently waking up to a loud thud, only to find that the mysterious sound was several packages of frozen Italian sausage. “It was like thunder, and it awakened me … Continue reading

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Even Florida hates Floridians

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PETAphiles trespass, freak kids out – Oh wait… Florida…

It was a chaotic scene at a Southwest Florida Chick-fil-A Tuesday as animal rights activists clashed with customers and employees during the fast food chain’s annual Cow Appreciation Day celebration. Customer Tina Lealock posted a video to Facebook showing the … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

And y’all thought I was the only one that thinks Florida is the new California…

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Florida, baby…..

A Florida woman was arrested Wednesday after police said she was drinking whiskey at a hotel with her 15-year-old daughter, who was evnetually hospitalized with alcohol poisoning. Daytona Beach police said Thursday that they found Theresa Adkins’ daughter unconscious at … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

The entire Fort Lauderdale Police Department should undergo extra training on how to properly treat transgender people, a city panel has decided. The suggestion came Monday during a Citizens Police Review Board hearing for a police officer who categorized a … Continue reading

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I wouldn’t fuck with him

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Florida, baby…..

PALM CITY – A road rage incident along a stretch of northbound Florida’s Turnpike led to a North Carolina priest’s arrest this week after he allegedly pointed a handgun at another vehicle, according to authorities. William Rian Adams, 35, of … Continue reading

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I’m guessing Florida

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Florida, baby…

SOUTH DAYTONA, Fla. – A woman is facing charges after police said she left her child in a hot car and then told police “it was hot” when she was put into the back of a police cruiser, according to … Continue reading

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Florida arms tax collectors

USA – -( “A Central Florida tax collector says a new policy will allow his employees to openly carry firearms while they work,” The Associated Press reports. “Seminole County Tax Collector Joel Greenberg told the Orlando Sentinel that according to … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

The death of Strushie the cat — shot in the head with an arrow behind a South Beach hotel — horrified pet lovers and animal activists. But when Miami Beach detectives reviewed the Franklin Hotel’s surveillance system looking for clues, … Continue reading

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What is she, 10?

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Fucking Florida again…

Another city is joining the nationwide movement to purge streets, statues and monuments honoring Confederate generals: Hollywood. “It is time to change the names and the time is now,” Commissioner Debra Case said Monday during a City Hall meeting that … Continue reading

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Fucking Florida, man…..

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis when he sat down on a gun in the driver’s seat in his car. Several television news stations report that the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says the man … Continue reading

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MIAMI (CBSMiami) — A man accused of threatening to kill a Florida lawmaker in an online posting ranted about Republicans during a courtroom hearing to evaluate his mental health. Steve St. Felix said he was sorry about his Facebook post … Continue reading

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Florida again?

LAKELAND, Fla. (WFLA) – A so-called good Samaritan trying to help a lost toddler got quite the thank you, a beat down and social media shaming. On Saturday, June 24, the Lakeland Police Department responded to a disturbance at the … Continue reading

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