Category Archives: Florida

Good Morning from Florida!!!

A Florida Man who twice called 911 to report that his wife was a “black widow spider” was arrested early yesterday for misuse of the police emergency system, records show. William Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs resident, first called 911 … Continue reading

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Two pipe bombs detonated in Florida mall

LAKE WALES, Fla. — Two improvised explosive devices (IEDs) went off at Eagle Ridge Mall on Sunday night. Lake Wales fire crews responded to an alarm call at 451 Eagle Ridge Drive around 5:30 p.m. While en route, the call … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Florida News

A Florida man allegedly submitted photos of himself and a woman having sex to a preschool’s Facebook page because she did not want to see him anymore. WKMG reports that Giuseppe Garibaldi met the victim through an online dating site … Continue reading

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I knew Florida would come through for us

SPRING HILL – A Florida man was arrested Wednesday afternoon on a DUI charge after he confused a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell, according to ABC Action News. Douglas Francisco, 28, was arrested after deputies found him in the … Continue reading

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Yup, Florida

Golf is a leisure sport — there’s no doubt about it — but the game changes when you come across a alligator and a Burmese python when you’re walking down the fairway. Late last week a group of golfers at … Continue reading

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Give it up, dude

I’d have gotten so frustrated I’d have run as many as I could down – which is probably a good thing I’m not a cop.

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Outlaw firefighter

TAMPA — Hillsborough County officials fired a Fire Rescue medic Tuesday after an internal investigation concluded he had “unwavering loyalty” to the Outlaws Motorcycle Club — the state’s dominant biker gang. Clinton Neal Walker, 33, of Bradenton is the first … Continue reading

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Fucking Florida…..

A 6-year-old Eustis boy reportedly died of rabies Sunday at an Orlando hospital after being scratched by a sick bat that Lake County officials said had been living in his home. Henry Roque confirmed his son Ryker Roque’s death to … Continue reading

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Florida, baby….. or, PsychoChicks – we’ve all had ’em

JUPITER, Fla. – A Florida man jumped off a bridge to escape his drunk girlfriend after she crashed the car they were driving in Tuesday, police said. MORE

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Good Monday Morning from Florida!

A 28-year-old woman was driving drunk with her two-year-old son in the car when she crashed into several vehicles on Interstate 4 in Florida on Tuesday. Brianna Dee Knox crashed into four cars near Tampa on Tuesday afternoon, and then … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

This couple will definitely have to go to confession. Ryan Benjamin Douglas, 31, was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly got busy with a woman in broad daylight while parked outside a Key West Catholic church, according to the Florida Key … Continue reading

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Let’s kick your Monday off with some Florida news

WEST COCOA, Fla. – A woman said a cat jumped into her car and attacked her and as she was trying to escape the feline’s fury, she was run over by her own vehicle as it rolled in reverse, according … Continue reading

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Did I forget Florida News today? My bad

BARTOW — A Winter Haven man is facing criminal charges for allegedly scamming people into contributing money to offset utility bills for veterans, then pocketing the funds. The State Attorney’s Office in Bartow has charged Christopher Edwards, 49, with four … Continue reading

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Dude needs to take a night off to recover

Person shot, killed on third straight night of murder in Miami MIAMI – A man was shot and killed Thursday night in Miami, police said. It marked the third consecutive night someone has been shot. Miami police were called to … Continue reading

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Yup, Florida

This isn’t much of a welcome to South Carolina for a man who recently moved from Florida. The tradition in his former neighborhood was to fly the American flag….He soon learned his patriotism wasn’t appreciated in his new neighborhood: An … Continue reading

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Florida. It has to be Florida.

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HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Hillsborough County man is charged with murdering his step-son, then forcing the boy’s brothers to sleep in the same bed with the body all night. 31-year-old Jack Junior Montgomery is being held at the … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

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Fucking Florida, man…..

A man who was allegedly found naked and was masturbating inside an an infant’s closet in Orlando, Florida, was arrested Wednesday. Kevin Dewayne Jones, 37, was found by a woman in her Colonialtown North neighborhood house when she opened the … Continue reading

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I swear, I could start a new blog with just Florida news

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida Highway Patrol trooper resigned Wednesday while he was being investigated for having an alleged affair with a crash victim. Complainant Robert Abruzzese claims Trooper Scott Maus had a sexual relationship with his wife … Continue reading

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