Category Archives: Florida

Your Friday Evening Florida Report

Alright, I’m just going to go ahead and say it. This is by far the weirdest and funniest thing I have read on Florida, and let me tell you, Florida has some weird ass crimes. While returning home around noon, … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. — Deputies responded to an incident of a male taking his clothes off dancing strangely in a McDonald’s. Witnesses believed the man must have been on drugs. The witness also stated that it looked as though the … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

PORT CHARLOTTE, Fla. (WFTX) — Catherine Allford, 63, plowed into a concert crowd at Harley Davidson on El Jobean Road Sunday afternoon, hitting at least two people, according to Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies say Allford’s luxury Spider Fiat drove … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida!

The Florida woman accused of stabbing her husband, a former Memphis Grizzlies executive, to death was previously his stepdaughter, according to a report. Danielle Redlick, 45, was accused of killing Michael Redlick, 65, in January and covering up the murder … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. — A motorcyclist is dead after being struck by lightning while driving on Interstate 95 in Florida, authorities said. Officials said the motorcyclist was heading southbound on I-95 in Volusia County Sunday when he was struck. The … Continue reading

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PsychoChicks – we’ve all had ’em

A Florida woman has been arrested for squeezing her boyfriend’s genitals until they bled during a heated argument, cops say. Katie Lee Pitchford, 21, was arrested on June 4 after cops responded to reports of an assault at a home … Continue reading

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Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

You’ve heard of Hungry Hungry Hippos, but how about Hungry Hungry Gators? First, a Florida gator broke into a Clearwater home and went through several good bottles of wine, and now, another Florida alligator is causing havoc. On Thursday, an … Continue reading

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Your Monday Afternoon Florida Report

JUNE 10–A Florida Man who had cocaine on his nose when the vehicle he was traveling in was stopped this weekend by police told arresting officers that the drug was not his, investigators say. MORE

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Your Friday Evening Florida Report

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) – A charter boat captain was arrested on Sunday, accused of getting intoxicated on his boat, firing a handgun and refusing to return his passengers to shore. Shortly after midnight on June 2, Sarasota Police and the … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

OKALOOSA ISLAND, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say two Florida burglars thought they were clever when they used a blow torch to break into an ATM machine. But they never hit the jackpot, authorities said the burning heat actually welded the … Continue reading

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Chicken of the Tree

While many people view South Florida’s invasive iguana population as an annoyance at best and a pandemic at worst, Ishmeal Asson sees something else: lunch. The Fort Lauderdale resident and native Trinidadian considers eating iguanas to be a way of … Continue reading

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Your Mid-Morning Friday Florida Report

KIRKWOOD, N.Y. (AP) — A 25-year-old Florida man is jailed in upstate New York after police say he crashed a stolen car and was found naked in a chicken coop after a seven-hour manhunt. State police say John Mehne of … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

JUNE 4–A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup, court records show. Investigators say Peter Wagman, 37, and his 41-year-old girlfriend have recently “been in arguments over infidelity by the victim.” … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Evening Florida Report

A Florida woman who stabbed herself three times in the stomach with a kitchen knife reportedly told responding officers it was all because of President Trump. The Palmetto woman, whose name was redacted from a police report posted by the … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) – Deputies arrested a 30-year-old man on Wednesday in Osprey after he allegedly physically and sexually assaulted a woman. Jordan Ask has been charged with Sexual Battery, Domestic Violence, Kidnapping and Strangulation. Deputies say on Monday, Ask … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

ST. JOHNS COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida man has been arrested after deputies say he fled a traffic stop and then called 911 to brag about it. First Coast News reports Nicholas Jones, 19, has been charged with reckless driving, … Continue reading

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Coward of Broward finally fired and arrested

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Scot Peterson, the school resource deputy who was on duty at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on the day of the mass shooting last year, was fired and arrested Tuesday in connection to the massacre. MORE … Continue reading

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Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) – Deputies say they had to open fire Friday morning after a man they were trying to take into custody released an aggressive dog that attempted to attack them. Deputies say they went to a home on … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

I don’t remember this happening on an episode of The Dukes Of Hazzard. A Central Florida man set fire to a house, then made a break for it in a replica of the iconic General Lee. Oswald Pereira allegedly started … Continue reading

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Your Friday Evening Florida Report

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm. Coral Springs police spokesman Chris Swinson said the man was treated at the scene after the … Continue reading

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