Category Archives: Florida

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

AUGUST 15–A “crazed” McDonald’s customer whose Filet-O-Fish order was somehow botched at the drive-thru window “pitched a fit” and began bashing another vehicle with a shopping cart, Florida police report. The male suspect, who remains at large, was in line … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) — When a knife-wielding Florida woman attempted to rob a Family Dollar store, the cashier said “not today” while another employee locked the door until deputies arrived, authorities say. A Manatee County Sheriff’s arrest report says 27-year-old … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

St. Cloud, FL –-(Ammoland.com)- Last Wednesday, Jonathan Carpenter of Osceola County, Florida was sitting at home when a mail carrier knocked on his front door. The postal carrier had Carpenter signed for a certified letter from the Florida Department of … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday, I mean Tuesday Morning Florida Report

NOKOMIS, Fla. (WWSB) – Deputies say they identified a man who tried to steal a car because both he and the vehicle were splattered with cheese dip. Deputies responded to the 400 block of Anchorage Drive in Nokomis around 8:00 … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A New York couple’s luxurious Florida vacation home has been overrun by dozens of black vultures that have been vomiting and defecating everywhere. Siobhan and Anthony Casimano bought their $700,000 vacation home in the Ibis Golf and Country Club in … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

HOLIDAY, Fla. (AP) — Police in Florida say a 1-year-old baby overdosed on fentanyl that was left out by her caretaker. News outlets report 35-year-old Heather Revell was arrested Sunday and charged with child neglect and possession of heroin. MORE

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) – Police in Sarasota say a driver was caught Tuesday morning going 64mph in a 15mph school zone by Southside Elementary. MORE

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

PORT ST LUCIE (CBSMiami/CNN) – A Florida man ran into some trouble with police on Thursday, after he reportedly asked a Walmart clerk for “anything that would kill 200 people.” This coming a few days after the mass shootings in … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

PENSACOLA, Fla. (AP) — Florida wildlife officials say four people, including a mother and son, are facing charges for the theft of 40,000 oysters from a lease belonging to a commercial fishing company. Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials … Continue reading

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Good ol’ Florida

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Your Monday Afternoon Florida Report

Ryan Bray told WTVT-TV he was in his vehicle recently at an intersection in Bradenton, Florida, when a panhandler approached him for cash. “He reached his arms inside my vehicle, resting them and said, ‘Hey, do you have any money?’ … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. – Distraught by a snake targeting her beloved backyard birds and squirrels, an 89-year-old woman took matters into her own hands, killing the 6-foot-long serpent with a hammer to its head. Garlene Eiceman had been noticing birds were … Continue reading

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Your Friday Evening Florida Report

AUGUST 8–In the midst of a weekend-long orgy, a 9mm handgun was stolen from the host’s bedroom, according to Florida police who are not confident in catching the thief since guests at the gathering were encouraged to use fake names. … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

A Florida man upset over late-arriving furniture allegedly pulled a gun on the delivery crew, telling them, “I’ve shot people for less.” Mitchell Helton, 55, pointed a gun at the men as they unloaded the furniture at his house in … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A Florida man was arrested on Saturday after allegedly relieving himself in a nightclub’s ice machine, investigators said. Michael Williams, 28, was at 260 First, a nightclub in St. Petersburg, around 2:30 a.m. when police spotted him “urinating inside the … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

VALRICO, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man is charged with threatening to open fire inside a Walmart, one day after a gunman killed 20 inside a Texas store. MORE

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Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

He smelled it – and she dealt with it. A Florida woman who passed gas in a convenience store pulled a knife and threatened to “gut” a man who complained about it, police said. MORE -Chuck

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

NOKOMIS, Fla. (WWSB) – A man didn’t hesitate to jump into a canal in Sarasota County to rescue his dog from an alligator. An officer with Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) tells ABC7 that the man was inside … Continue reading

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Your Friday Evening Florida Report

BRADENTON, Fla. (WWSB) – One of the leaders of an addiction residential treatment facility in Bradenton has been charged with battery and drug possession. On Tuesday, the alleged victim came to the sheriff’s office to report that 51-year-old Christopher Justice … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

JACKSONVILLE, Fla — The inmate killed inside his Duval County Jail cell Tuesday was drowned in his jail cell toilet in addition to being beaten by his cellmate, First Coast News learned Wednesday. Paul Dixon, 43, was charged with 2nd-degree … Continue reading

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