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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. – A St. Augustine Alligator Farm zookeeper was fired Wednesday morning after tweeting his desire to push “Kent State gun girl,” Kaitlin Bennett into an alligator pit, The Daily Caller reported. Bennett came into the public eye … Continue reading

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Damned straight

…It seems all too many blue-state refugees, having found haven from tax-spend-regulate oppressors, turn around and import the very same blue-state politics that caused them to flee in the first place. Take Virginia, where escapees from neighboring high-tax Maryland helped … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

PASCO COUNTY, Fla. – Locking your keys in the car, we’ve all done it. But, for one Florida father, the urgency to get back in his SUV was all the more dire because his one-year-old daughter was locked inside. Luckily, … Continue reading

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Snowflake skank kicked off Vegas bound plane in Florida

FT LAUDERDALE (CBSMiami) – A woman’s trip to Las Vegas on Valentine’s Day was cut short after she reportedly got unruly on a plane and had to be taken off. When Valerie Gonzalez, 32, boarded JetBlue’s Flight 7 at Ft. … Continue reading

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Your Friday Evening Florida News

An engineering student at UCF was arrested after police discovered he was keeping a fully-automatic AR-15 in his car at an on-campus dorm, authorities said. UCF police began investigating Max Bennett Chambers, 19, after receiving a tip that he possessed … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

Onelio Hipolit-Gonzalez promised he could diagnose diabetes, cancer and other illnesses by having people hold a metal rod connected to a beeping machine, Florida police say. And after telling people they had life-threatening illnesses, police say, Hipolit-Gonzalez promised to cure … Continue reading

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At least he had the decency to go to Florida for that shit

A 55-year-old man was arrested Tuesday for allegedly masturbating inside the Walmart on U.S. 90 in Milton. A witness told the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office that John Wesley Booker, a resident of Wing, Alabama, was acting suspiciously in the … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A Florida man is accused of dressing in a black and white dog costume while having sex with his Siberian husky before posting the disturbing videos online. MORE -Steve

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Florida Man strikes again

FEBRUARY 12–For the second time in as many weeks, a Florida Man has been arrested for battering a woman with a burrito, according to court records. Police charge that Peter Elacqua, 41, got into an argument with his girlfriend Friday … Continue reading

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Fuck Around and Find Out

PALMETTO – Should an armed intruder ever get onto the campus of Manatee School for the Arts in Palmetto, they will not have fair fight on their hands. They, according to Principal Bill Jones, will be met with swift, overwhelming … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

What could possibly scream Florida Man or Florida Woman more than a social media posting of a woman in bare midriff, shorts unbuttoned, cradling — as if to breastfeed — a baby alligator, with a shotgun perched atop a case … Continue reading

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Your Friday Evening Florida/Pennsylvania Report

(Meredith) – A Pennsylvania man who fled the state after being charged with 865 counts of child rape was captured in Florida on Thursday. Garrick Landon Bloom, 46, is accused of “grooming” and sexually assaulting a young boy for several … Continue reading

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There’s just so damned much material to work with

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

It was supposed to be a fun, lighthearted alternative to typical government meetings, and one befitting a laid-back beach town. The city commission of Madeira Beach, Fla. — a coastal community of nearly 4,500 situated on a barrier island facing … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida News

He was in for a rude awakening. Peter Hans Emery Jr., a 56-year-old man from Pinellas County, Florida, was arrested Thursday after police say he stole pills labeled “Hydrocodone Acetaminophen,” according to an arrest warrant from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s … Continue reading

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Florida News – It’s an occupational hazard for a ‘theif’

PINE LAKES – A homeowner in the Pines Lakes area of east Lake County shot and killed a man who detectives believe was in the middle of an ambitious burglary spree in the neighborhood. According to a press release from … Continue reading

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Your Morning Florida Report

One Florida man made a fake bomb threat to a gay bar in a faux accent as a “joke,” police say. Now, that man, identified as 18-year-old Randolph Goodwin, faces a felony charge for a false bomb report, according to … Continue reading

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Your Morning Florida Report

FEBRUARY 4–A Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a dispute Friday night in their residence. MORE

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A man accused of habitually calling 911 and hanging up is now facing charges in St. Johns County. Michael Reston, 38, was booked into the St. Johns County jail on what law enforcement calls a public order crime. MORE

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