Category Archives: Florida

Florida Man lands in Hawaii

HONOLULU — A mayor in Hawaii is calling a Florida man accused of trying to flout Hawaii’s traveler quarantine a “covidiot.” Kauai Mayor Derek Kawakami isn’t taking credit for coining the word borne from the COVID-19 pandemic, but said he … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

DeLAND, Fla. – A Florida man who drank a bottle of wine that he was unable to pay for at a Winn-Dixie then fled the store, ran a red light and caused a hit-and-run crash all with an 11-year-old girl … Continue reading

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Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs!!!

APRIL 7–A Florida Woman is facing a felony domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering a man with a can of SpaghettiOs, a blow that left the victim with a large laceration on his head, cops say. According to an arrest … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. – Heroin, cocaine and a baby alligator were seized after Seminole County detectives located a stolen car on Thursday in an unincorporated part of Lake Mary, according to the Sheriff’s Office. MORE

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

ORLANDO, Fla. – A man gained access to the online learning session of an Orange County public school class and exposed himself, according to a memo from the school district. The memo, sent Wednesday, said that a man entered a … Continue reading

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Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A gender reveal party mishap in Grant-Valkaria sparked a brush fire that burned 10 acres last weekend — and the Florida Forest Service has issued a notice of violation, News 6 partner Florida Today reported. The … Continue reading

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If her 15 minutes of fame wasn’t up, Greta would be having a screaming fit over this

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — More than 3,500 rental cars are damaged or destroyed after a fire near a southwest Florida airport. MORE

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“We are your masters and we’re not going to let you forget it”

OPA-LOCKA, Fla. – Opa-locka commissioners passed an ordinance on Friday night ordering a nightly curfew starting Saturday. MORE

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. – A Florida man was charged with torturing and killing a dog that he later baked in an oven, according to authorities. Vicasso Lara, 24, stabbed and beat the dog before placing it in an oven and … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man who was caught downloading thousands of images that contained either child pornography or child erotica said he viewed the graphic content as a “boredom killer” even though he knew it was wrong, according to … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. – A Florida girls high school coach secretly recorded videos of a female student on his cellphone, authorities said. Darrell Andrew Crews, 38, was jailed Sunday on a charge of video voyeurism, news outlets reported. He has … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

HUDSON, FL — Despite the Florida Department of Health reporting his death Friday, 46-year-old Hudson resident Gene Della Sala, the first Pasco County resident to test positive for the coronavirus, said he’s feeling “90 percent better.” MORE –WiscoDave

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Florida throws up roadblocks, creates a massive traffic jam, then acts surprised about it

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (WJXT/CNN Newsource) — Traffic was backed up for miles along Interstate-95 heading from Georgia to Florida on Sunday. MORE

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Damn, we’re just packed with Florida news this morning

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Friday ordered anyone arriving from Louisiana to self-quarantine like those from New York in a bid to blunt the coronavirus pandemic. DeSantis said he is expanding his quarantine order to include … Continue reading

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Tampa Bay Sheriff Arrests Christian Pastor For Providing “Non-Essential” Church Services

“[Government] shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government … Continue reading

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Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man who was caught stealing hundreds of dollars worth of women’s lingerie ran through a Dillard’s store in an attempt to avoid arrest, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office. MORE

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

CLEARWATER, Fla. – Police say a couple found naked and wrestling in their car parking outside a Florida mall got into a fight about a “pee napkin” after they had sex. MORE

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – A drunk Florida woman survived being hit by a slow-moving train after she fell asleep partially on the tracks Tuesday, authorities said. MORE

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Gotta remember to keep your valuables locked up

MARCH 11–As the coronavirus scare prompts panicked runs on toilet paper worldwide, a Florida Man was arrested yesterday for the 1 AM theft of some two-ply bath tissue from a neighbor’s vehicle, according to court records. Police allege that Safraz … Continue reading

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Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

STUART, Fla. – A judge in Florida has granted a motion to have another mental health expert evaluate a Florida college student accused of fatally attacking a couple outside their home and chewing off part of the man’s face. MORE

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