Category Archives: Florida

Your Evening Friday Florida News

South Florida’s not quite Jurassic Park, but it’s getting close. Packs of green iguanas are swarming seawalls, roaming yards and parks, and leaving a path of destruction and filth in their wake. Like a shot of espresso, the hot summer … Continue reading

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Your Afternoon Friday Florida News

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. (WKRG) – A Eufaula, Ala. man raped an unconscious woman in front of a crowd of people behind the Sterling Breeze condo on Panama City Beach, according to a news release from the Panama City Beach … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (WFLA) – Attacked by a naked man swinging a rake! The victim in this case fought back. He grabbed a hammer and went to town. Armed with a yard rake, the accused attacker met his match … Continue reading

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Florida News – The Coward of Broward

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Many have called him a coward, but former sheriff’s deputy Scot Peterson had no legal duty to stop the slaughter at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, his attorneys say. Peterson took shelter rather than confront the … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

A Florida woman who supposedly couldn’t let her adult son have the last word in an argument over her cellphone was arrested Saturday after allegedly firing a gun at him while he rode away on a bicycle. Priscilla Ann Ethridge, … Continue reading

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And the Snowbirds were snatching them up

-Chris

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And a Glorious Good Morning from Florida to you!

South Florida underground rapper XXXTentacion, who became a rising star amid a swirl of criminal charges and controversies over domestic abuse, was murdered on Monday afternoon as he sat behind the wheel of his exotic sports car outside a Broward … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in the OTHER Florida…..

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (WSVN) — Police say a man who tried to carjack two people was thwarted after the victims both pulled out guns to protect themselves. According to Fox 30, Jacksonville police officers arrested 36-year-old Christopher Raymond Hill, charging him … Continue reading

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Good Morning From Florida

One Florida man wanted tenants out of an apartment off the garage of his home. So, he went along with his pal’s plan to get them out using a bomb. That’s according to Orange County deputies, who said Nathan Martin … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida News

A Columbia County woman is back in jail after she failed to show up in court for an aggravated battery charge. In October of last year, Kimberly Dunn, 35, shot her ex-husband in the testicles after he tried to take … Continue reading

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Parkland School Guard Who Didn’t Stop The Shooter Was Accused Of Sexually Harassing One Of The Victims

The school security monitor who was skewered, and ultimately transferred, for not stopping the gunman at the Parkland, Florida, high school was suspended last year for sexually harassing one of the victims, Meadow Pollack, and another female student. Andrew Medina, … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…

Troopers said Henry, who lives in the 100 block of Kildaire Drive, smelled of alcohol and his eyes appeared bloodshot. Henry told the trooper he had four beers earlier that day. After he failed several roadside sobriety exercises, he was … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida News

A man concerned that he had been rooked by a methamphetamine dealer contacted Florida police and asked them to test his drugs and “press charges” against the dealer if he had “been given the wrong narcotics,” according to an arrest … Continue reading

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Florida – the new California

In the tooth fang and claw race to replace outgoing Republican Rick Scott in Tallahassee, one of the state’s most influential papers – the Tampa Bay Times – has been actively providing propaganda targeting the GOP’s Adam Putnam and shilling … Continue reading

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Florida: Fucking up by the numbers

For over a year, the state of Florida did not run FBI background checks on tens of thousands of residents applying for concealed weapons permits starting in February 2016 – because an employee forgot the password to the National Instant … Continue reading

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And in today’s Florida News…

Osceola County, FL (WESH) — Police said a man in Kissimmee, Florida was locked up after he was accused of trying to kill sex offenders. Officers said he tried to set the men on fire. MORE -Padawan

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Your Monday Morning Florida News

JUNE 8–A man arrested this morning for auto theft had a small diaper-clad monkey clinging to his chest when Florida cops apprehended him after he drove the hot wheels into a ditch. MORE -Frank

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And in tonight’s Friday Florida News…..

DAVIE, Fla. – An arm was found inside an alligator that was caught in a Davie lake, sources told Local 10 News. The body part is believed to be that of a missing woman who disappeared while walking her dogs … Continue reading

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Chimp-out at Miami Home Depot

OKEECHOBEE (CBSMiami) – When shopping at a Home Depot you can end up leaving with just about anything. One thing that nobody expects to leave with are monkey bites. Last weekend in Okeechobee, a woman decided to bring her pet … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida News

A 20-year-old man was arrested on Tuesday after police say they have discovered at least seven missing zoo animals inside of his Gainesville apartment Sante Fe College Police arrested Sedrick T. Price at his apartment where they recovered seven of … Continue reading

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