Category Archives: Florida

Protecting and serving the hell out of you in Florida

German Bosque, an Opa-locka police sergeant who’s been arrested and cleared three times, managed to hold onto his job each of the six times he’s been fired and who hasn’t received a paycheck in five years, returned to work last … Continue reading

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Your Friday Evening Florida Report

Meet Hermes Callijas-Gasperin. The 22-year-old Floridian was arrested for allegedly pelting his mother with sausages inside the kitchen of their Bradenton residence. MORE

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A Clay County deputy has been fired after an investigation found inmates under his supervision got drunk and high while they were out working. According to Clay County Sheriff’s Office Internal Affairs records, five inmates tested positive for either alcohol … Continue reading

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You knew it was bad when Waffle House closed

Waffle House restaurants don’t close unless absolutely necessary — so the shuttering of 18 Florida locations ahead of Hurricane Michael speaks volumes about the severity of the storm. “We have closed these restaurants yesterday so our employees can be safe … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida!

ORLANDO, Fla. — Frontier Airlines said a woman had to be escorted off a flight bound for Cleveland Tuesday night due to a squirrel. Frontier said a passenger boarded Flight 1612 in Orlando, saying the squirrel was an emotional support … Continue reading

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Here it comes

Just hours away from an expected Wednesday afternoon landfall, Hurricane Michael became ever stronger and more organized on Tuesday night over the eastern Gulf of Mexico. Michael’s high winds, torrential rain, and very large storm surge were pushing briskly toward … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A homeless man was arrested Saturday after setting fire to another man from the same homeless camp. According to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, Harold Rosenbaum Jr., 44, got into an argument just after midnight with James Heffernan, 60, inside … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

A man in Winter Haven, Florida, was arrested Wednesday after deputies said he threatened to shoot and kill senators who oppose Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination. James Royal Patrick, Jr., 53, faces felony charges of written threats to kill or … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida – sphincter bleaching and Hitler

Last month, the mayor of Hallandale Beach, Keith London, bizarrely accused fellow commissioner Anabelle Lima-Taub of profiting from bleaching her sphincter, causing public outrage and series of #MeToo posts on social media. Now, Lima-Taub is the one under fire for … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…

Shocking CCTV footage shows the moment two people attacked a family outside a gas station in Silver Springs, Florida. It’s unclear what caused 18-year-olds Brandon Clanton and Julia Marie Napiontek to target the group, which included an 11-year-old girl. The … Continue reading

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My first thought was Crazy Charlie Lafitte moved to Florida

PORT ORANGE, Fla. — A man tried to buy an 8-year-old girl from her mother at a Walmart in Port Orange for $200,000, police said. Hellmuth Kolb, 81, is charged with false imprisonment and battery. Police said Kolb tried to … Continue reading

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This Florida story has no teeth to it

A grandmother in Titusville, Florida, opened her blinds early Friday morning, expecting to see her cat on the back porch, only to see a nude man standing there, according to police. Axel Rivera, 28, was wearing a two-piece jail outfit … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida News

A small dog was killed late Saturday night after a man with a pellet rifle shot him in the face from a second story balcony in Davie, police say. MORE

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And here’s your Friday Evening Florida Report

SEPTEMBER 28–A Florida man who admitted biting his dog to “establish dominance” over the animal has pleaded guilty to a felony charge, but has avoided prison time in connection with the bizarre incident, according to court records. MORE

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Florida Man gets the munchies

St. Augustine police arrested a man after another man reported seeing him on camera going through his refrigerator. The victim told police he was asleep at his home on Joiner Street on Monday around 8:30 a.m. when he woken up … Continue reading

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Dem Gillum Threatens Florida Gun Owners as GOP Increasingly Betrays Them

USA – -( “When we win, we are going to ban assault weapons in Florida,” Tallahassee Mayor and Democrat nominee for Governor of Florida Andrew Gillum threatened on Twitter. It’s an indication of how far the place once derided by … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida (again)

PALM COAST, Fla. – A Palm Coast man is accused of running around naked, swearing and yelling at people to look at his genitals while in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, according to Flagler County Sheriff’s Office officials. MORE -Irish

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And it’s FREE!!!

I always used to say that driving through San Francisco was better than going to the circus.

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Good Morning from Florida!

MARIANNA — Prosecutors are dropping charges in at least two dozen cases initiated by a former Jackson County Sheriff’s Office deputy who’s under investigation for allegedly planting drugs on people during traffic stops. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement confirmed … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A Florida man who stole $600 worth of cigarettes from a convenience store has been sentenced to 20 years in state prison. MORE

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