Category Archives: Florida

Florida, Baby…..


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The Cracker Cowboys of Florida

The chief tool of the Florida cowboy in the 18th century was a strong whip, and when he cracked it to herd the cattle along it sounded like a gunshot. These whips were 12 to 18 feet of braided buckskin … Continue reading

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And a cheery Good Morning from Florida!

Rising rap star YNW Melly is mourning two lifelong friends who were shot in a hail of bullets somewhere in South Florida on Friday and died in the emergency bay of Memorial Hospital Miramar. MORE

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Starting off that marriage Florida style

A 36-year-old woman suffering from an itchy skin lesion went to several Florida doctors two months after her honeymoon in Belize — and learned the wound was the sign of a living creature, which had burrowed into the skin on … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida!

At least four shots were fired into the Volusia County Republican Party’s office in South Daytona, police said Monday. No one was injured, according to South Daytona police Capt. Mark Cheatham, but the shooting broke the offices’ front window and … Continue reading

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As soon as I saw the headline I knew, I just fucking knew it had to be Florida

Aaaaand I was right… OCTOBER 29–A man wearing an “inflatable dinosaur costume” allegedly battered his girlfriend during a dispute over attending a Halloween party, according to Florida police. Cops allege that Patrick Gallway, 19, pushed the victim to the ground … Continue reading

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Florida Man arrested in fake bomb mailings

A Florida man has been arrested in his home state in connection with the series of mail bombs sent this week, according to a report Friday. The suspect is in federal custody for sending at least 12 suspicious packages containing … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

BARTOW, Fla. (AP) — Authorities in central Florida say two middle school girls brought knives to school in a foiled plot to kill classmates, cut them up and drink their blood. Arrest affidavits released Wednesday by the Bartow Police Department … Continue reading

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Florida – now why does that not surprise me?

WASHINGTON/NEW YORK (Reuters) – The investigation into 10 pipe bombs sent to high-profile Democrats and critics of U.S. President Donald Trump is focusing on leads in Florida, a federal law enforcement source said on Thursday. MORE

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Florida early voting… wtf?

Today is the start of early voting in Leon County, Florida. My wife asked me to mail her absentee ballot on the same day. I planned to vote early, so as I readied for my trip to the post office, … Continue reading

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Florida Man is at it again

A Tampa man told investigators President Donald Trump said it’s “OK to grab women by their private parts,” after he was accused of sexually assaulting a woman during a flight, federal court documents show. According to the U.S. Attorney’s Office … Continue reading

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Well, they’re from the government and they’re here to help, right?

Fifteen gallons of diesel fuel were siphoned from a Federal Emergency Management Agency RV parked at a Myrtle Beach hotel, police say. A FEMA employee called Myrtle Beach police Saturday after noticing the vehicle lost fuel while parked near the … Continue reading

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Your Monday Morning Florida Report

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – Authorities say a woman lying on a hammock was killed after a palm tree came crashing down on her. MORE

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Your Friday Evening Florida Report

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. – Seven men were arrested and charged in Volusia County as part of an undercover sting called Operation Unlawful Attraction, the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office said Monday. Investigators said the men were chatting online with detectives who they thought … Continue reading

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Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

Florida survivors of Hurricane Michael who want to enjoy an alcoholic beverage after a day of dealing with the aftermath and no power may be out of luck. Officials in Bay and Gulf counties have banned the sale and distribution … Continue reading

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Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A Central Florida man has turned himself in after police say he shot a man outside a bar after the victim refused to drink with him. MORE -Rurik

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Taking that Florida shit on the road, Jack

A Tallahassee man was jailed in Illinois and held on a $1 million bond after he reportedly flew to Chicago to confront the new boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend, the Chicago Tribune reported. MORE

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Good Morning from Florida! Pt II

A Florida gas station owner has placed a sign in her store, asking customers not to warm their urine samples in the microwave — specifying that the oven is only for warming food. Owner Parul Patel said she’s become “sick … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida!

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida motorist managed to escape unscathed after a sheet of plywood flew into her car windshield Friday afternoon, authorities said. MORE/PHOTO

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The Best of Florida Man

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