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Florida, baby…..

-Martin

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Meanwhile, in Florida…

A man is dead after he attempted to swallow something during a routine traffic stop, the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said. Rudolph Gipson, 44, was pulled over at West 13th Street and Wilson around 10 p.m. Sunday night, JSO said. MORE

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Can’t forget about Florida news

LADY LAKE – A woman was jailed Monday for allegedly stabbing her son with a pen because he lied to her about his homework. According to an arrest report, Martha Ivette Alvarez was driving her son and daughter to school … Continue reading

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In Florida News this morning:

WINTER GARDEN, Fla. — Police in Winter Garden, Florida, say a man shot his wife twice after he mistook her for a burglar. Winter Garden police said the shooting happened Wednesday night at the Aurelius Drive home of Nathan and … Continue reading

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Nooo! Not in Florida!!!

A Florida woman got one heck of a shock when she heard strange sounds early one morning this week coming from the vicinity of her patio. When the unnamed woman went to investigate, she was startled to discover that the … Continue reading

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Yeah well, he was from Florida…

A 72-year-old Florida man tried to smuggle a knife stashed in a shampoo bottle aboard a plane at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport, according to the Transportation Safety Administration. It happened Thursday, and authorities say Gonzalo Gonzalez of Jupiter, Florida, was apprehended … Continue reading

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WHAT??!! Even more Florida news?

MONTVERDE – A day-long feud between a couple boiled over Thursday when one of the men bit the other in the side while sitting in a hot tub drunk, authorities say. According to an arrest affidavit, Rick Gilpin, had been … Continue reading

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Even more Florida news

The Florida man wasn’t only kicking the swans, witnesses said — he was also laughing when he noticed onlookers reacting in shock. Orlando police arrested Rocco Joseph Mantella, 34, on Thursday after witnesses reported seeing him “disturbing and kicking swans” … Continue reading

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Your Friday Florida News

A Central Florida man was jailed after he reportedly grabbed a Billy Bass display and threw it at his boyfriend, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Indian River County records show Gregory Carney, 54, was booked … Continue reading

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Florida. Definitely Florida.

Amidst the variety of fourth amendment and online privacy and protection issues that rapid advances in technology have raised over the past decades, it appears that Florida police have just given us something truly unprecedented and disturbing. According to the … Continue reading

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Aaaand here’s your Morning Florida News…

George Hernandez thought his wife was working voodoo and evil spirits on him. His solution in a strip mall parking lot left her in serious condition after being stabbed enough times that a box cutter blade broke. That’s according the … Continue reading

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The Cowards of Broward

This past weekend, Stoneman Douglas student Kyle Kashuv visited a gun range with his father, who wanted to teach him how to shoot. If that name sounds familiar, it should – Kashuv was the odd man out among the shooting … Continue reading

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And in Florida…

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A Jacksonville woman lost part of her toe in a fight that apparently started because of a post on Facebook, according to police. On Tuesday at 11:47 p.m., an officer responded to a call about a battery … Continue reading

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“Then hand over the state of Florida”

WASHINGTON – Malik Shabazz, former chairman of the New Black Panther Party and president of Black Lawyers for Justice, called on President Trump to provide reparations for slavery or designate territory solely for African-Americans. “We must have reparations, full compensation … Continue reading

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Take that shit back to Florida, Drama Queen

Clearly feeling left out after a certain classmate of hers has hogged all of the attention from the rest of the Parkland, FL high school student activists, Emma Gonzalez has pounced on the shooting at a Tennessee restaurant to carve … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Florida…..

A woman who answered the door Friday at the home of Hernando County Commissioner Nick Nicholson said she served for months as a “sex slave” to the elected official. Valerie Surette, who called herself a 30-year-old stripper with an on-and-off … Continue reading

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Practicing With Pop-Up Shoot-Back Targets

Two residents in Glen St. Mary, Florida, turned the tide on seven home invasion suspects by opening fire with an AR-15 and a 9mm handgun. One of the alleged suspects was killed, another hospitalized, and a third was treated and … Continue reading

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Student shot at Forest High School in Ocala

A 17-year-old male student was shot in the ankle Friday morning at Forest High School. The shooter, a male who is not a student, is in custody. The injured student suffered a non-life-threatening injury and was taken to a local … Continue reading

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Florida…

TRENTON, Fla. (WOGX FOX 51) – Authorities say two deputies were shot and killed at a restaurant in Trenton, Florida. There is an active crime scene in front of the Ace China restaurant, at the corner of S. Santa Fe … Continue reading

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Florida #MeToo my ass

As the “Me Too” movement gained steam across the nation last fall, Miami Beach City Commissioner Kristen Rosen Gonzalez went public with her own harrowing tale: that a political ally, Rafael Velasquez, had pulled out his penis and tried to … Continue reading

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