Category Archives: Florida

Florida. It figures.

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Good Morning from Florida!

A 23-year-old man who told police he punched an ATM because it gave him too much cash, was arrested after bank officials said the attack caused at least $5,000 in damages. Cocoa police charged Michael Joseph Oleksik, of Merritt Island, … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

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I’m on a roll with Florida news today

DECEMBER 22–A man upset that he was served “extremely” small clams at a Florida seafood restaurant twice called 911 to complain, according to cops who cited the diner for misuse of the emergency system. Nelson Agosto, a 51-year-old tow truck … Continue reading

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Fucking Florida, man…

Seventy-year-old Robert L. Brady has until Jan. 11 to give up Bane, the mixed-breed sidekick that his psychologist deemed as an emotional support dog. His Conway-area condominium association won an arbitration order Dec. 12 requiring the Vietnam veteran to surrender … Continue reading

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Florida, baby…..

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Just when you thought I ran out of Florida news…..

A man who stole a boat and marooned himself on a fountain in the middle of a lake after taking MDMA suggested he did so because “the swans don’t judge him”, police have said. Officials at the Orlando Police Department … Continue reading

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Good Morning from Florida!!!

DECEMBER 20–Angered that someone ate the last of his favorite chocolate chip cookies, a Florida man allegedly punched his live-in girlfriend in the face when she “did not want to argue over something so petty,” according to a police report. … Continue reading

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Florida woman rubs one out on arresting officer’s arm

Meet Nicole Shankster. While sitting in a bus shelter last Tuesday afternoon, the 34-year-old Floridian was enjoying a bottle of Skol Vodka while “simulating sex acts” for the enjoyment of motorists caught in rush hour traffic on the adjacent street. … Continue reading

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DOJ Report Whitewashes Pulse Nightclub Police Response

“Without clear visuals and with incomplete information regarding the exact location of the suspect and hostages, SWAT officers determined it was too risky to conduct a direct assault and maintained their positions behind and around the bar, approximately 15 feet … Continue reading

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Florida, baby….. Pt II

A Florida man who was allegedly high on ecstasy got stuck in a fountain after stealing a swan boat and paddling it out to the middle of an Orlando lake. Keith Thurston, 36, of Orlando, Florida, was rescued from the … Continue reading

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Florida, Baby!!!

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Meanwhile, in Florida…..

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Yup, Florida

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It’s not so uncommon? Maybe in Florida it ain’t.

A newborn puppy has a second chance at life after a woman found a pup tied to train tracks and left to die. Rabecca Cruz, a wedding and real estate photographer, was out snapping photos of a home in Pasco … Continue reading

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And for your morning Florida news…

A woman faces a battery charge after an argument with another woman over fresh bacon Thursday, according to a Collier County Sheriff’s Office report. Widna St. Jean, 24, was at the McDonald’s inside a BP gas station in Golden Gate … Continue reading

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Fucking Florida, man…..

Hermine Ricketts and her husband Tom Carroll may grow fruit trees and flowers in the front yard of their Miami Shores house. They may park a boat or jet ski in their driveway. They may place statues, fountains, gnomes, pink … Continue reading

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Florida’s Professional Victims are at it again

TALLAHASSEE – Support is building across Florida for a stronger law banning texting while driving, but some black legislators say they’ll fight the idea, claiming that it could invite more abuses by police. MORE

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FLORIDA! HELL YEAH!!!

DECEMBER 7–A Florida motorist told police that he was in such a rush to meet his girlfriend for a sexual encounter that he did not notice that a cop car with its lights flashing and siren sounding tried to pull … Continue reading

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And in Florida news…..

Security and body camera footage released Friday shows the moments leading up to a father-of-five being shot by police. Pedro Pierre was killed by a sheriff’s deputy in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, on Wednesday when police responded to a disturbance at … Continue reading

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