Category Archives: Illegals

Taco trucks coming to Quebec

TORONTO/MONTREAL (Reuters) – The number of asylum seekers who illegally crossed the U.S. border into Canada more than tripled last month, according to Canadian government data released on Thursday, as migrants worried about the U.S. administration’s immigration crackdown head north. … Continue reading

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Point well made

A Vermont man is in jail after he allegedly sprayed a U.S. Border Patrol car with liquid manure after confronting agents about not arresting enough illegal alien farm workers. Vermont man Mark Johnson, 56, told the Associated Press he saw … Continue reading

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Who knows the law better than a criminal?

On Monday, The American Bar Association’s House of Delegates passed a resolution demanding that Congress let undocumented immigrants practice law. The bar suggests that lawmakers should add this block of text, written by the ABA’s Law Student Division, to 8 … Continue reading

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You’re supposed to crawl under it, not fuck it, amigo

AUGUST 14–A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court records. A judge last week ordered the arrest of Eliodoro Estala, 32, after he failed to … Continue reading

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This is gonna drive the Left wild

President Trump may soon issue a pardon for Joe Arpaio, the colorful former Arizona sheriff who was found guilty two weeks ago of criminal contempt for defying a state judge’s order to stop traffic patrols targeting suspected undocumented immigrants. In … Continue reading

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Mexican business plan

José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day. José brings home a suitcase full of $10 dollar … Continue reading

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42,034 illegals living the American Dream

Nearly one-quarter of all federal inmates are illegal immigrants and virtually all are in deportation proceedings or already face removal orders, according to a new Homeland Security report. The Justice Department’s Bureau of Prisons, fulfilling a presidential executive order requiring … Continue reading

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Illegal immigration arrests up 13% from June

Illegal immigration across the southwest border surged 15 percent in July compared to the month before, Homeland Security announced Tuesday, signaling that President Trump’s early success in stemming the flow of people jumping the border has begun to lessen. The … Continue reading

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Spurred by Trump, States Battle Sanctuary Cities

It’s the states vs. their cities. The issue: Illegal immigration. A growing number of proposed state laws designed to crack down on sanctuary cities are putting local leaders in those municipalities on the defensive, forcing many to fight off measures … Continue reading

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Denver – where they think a city ordinance trumps federal law

DENVER (CBS4)– Dozens of people filled the room where the Denver City Council met on Wednesday to consider taking a stance on protecting immigrants from federal agents. The safety committee passed the ordinance by a vote of 6-1. This comes … Continue reading

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She can thank that bitch Obama for that

SEATTLE – A 23-year-old DREAMer in Washington state is accused of brutally raping a 19-year-old woman in her apartment complex’s gym and leaving her with severe facial injuries — including a broken jaw and dangling ear. The woman ended up … Continue reading

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What’s in a name?

The Justice Department’s new terminology for illegal immigrants is making liberal heads spin. Departing from Obama-era terms like “undocumented,” “unauthorized,” and “migrants,” the DOJ began referring to illegal immigrants as “illegal aliens.” MORE -Unclezip

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ICE results

WASHINGTON – U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) deportation officers apprehended 650 individuals during a four-day operation last week, Operation Border Guardian/Border Resolve, which targeted individuals who entered the country as unaccompanied alien children (UACs) … Continue reading

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Pedro Chong

SAN DIEGO (AP) — A tow company employee was taking inventory of an impounded pickup truck when he heard pounding and screaming coming from inside. He and other workers had to unbolt the back seat of the Toyota Tundra before … Continue reading

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Portland PD’s all proud they re-arrested him

PORTLAND, Ore. — A man accused of breaking into a 65-year-old woman’s home, sexually assaulting her and stealing her car was arrested after allegedly assaulting another woman and running from police. Sergio Jose Martinez, 31, was caught July 24 after … Continue reading

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Wait, I thought NYC was a sanctuary city?

An Ecuadorian citizen who was illegally in the United States and had been convicted of rape was among 114 people arrested during an 11-day operation by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in New York, the agency said Tuesday. ICE … Continue reading

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Don’t worry, he’ll be back next week

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Massholes

BOSTON (Reuters) – Massachusetts police do not have the authority to detain illegal immigrants solely to buy time for federal law enforcement officials to take them into custody, the state’s top court ruled on Monday. MORE ***** Well, I’ve got … Continue reading

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The four worst sanctuary cities

In a broadside on sanctuary cities that harbor criminal illegal immigrants, the acting head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement called them “un-American” and cited the worst: Chicago, New York City, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. “Sanctuary cities, in my opinion, are … Continue reading

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Ya think?

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