Category Archives: Jack

Reminds me of that asshole dog Jack

Jack loves his belly rubbin’s any time of the day, but especially first thing in the morning. It’s part of my daily routine – I’ll get out of bed and walk towards his, and he’ll flip over and flop out … Continue reading

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Good Morning from that asshole dog Jack

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That asshole dog Jack

Living with that dog sometimes makes me want to laugh, other times cry. That dog is a mess. It’s funny, but anytime anybody comes to the house he barks, snarls, snaps and generally talks shit, I don’t care who it … Continue reading

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They spent money on this study?

Dogs not only sniff, jump, cuddle and act as our furry buddies — they also seem to be capable of processing numbers like us, according to a recent report in Science Magazine. A new study from Emory University in Atlanta, … Continue reading

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Shades of that asshole dog Jack

His very favorite thing to do to fuck with me is to sneak up and nip me right on the ass, then jump back just out of reach and look at me with an evil little grin on his face.

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Big deal, that asshole dog Jack can do that

Two repellent manufacturing companies have discovered a man whose farts can kill mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are known for causing malaria, the number cause of death in Africa. Joe Rwamirama, 48, from Kampala, Uganda, is said to be making huge cash from … Continue reading

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Dog update

CharlieGodammit: No change. It’s been three weeks now and he’s still dead. I know that sounds flippant, but I’m still looking for him every damned morning when I get up and let Legal Lucy and that asshole dog Jack out. … Continue reading

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Damn, my dog’s got a reputation

I had to go into the vet’s office this morning to pick up Lucy’s IV fluids and while I was waiting, one of the vet techs came up to shoot the shit for a minute. “Hi Ken, how’s things going?” … Continue reading

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A yard sale, a tweeker, and that asshole dog Jack

We had a yard sale weekend before last. I hate yard sales. I mean, I really, really hate them. I hate going to them and I especially hate having them. I hate going to them because I hardly ever see … Continue reading

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Gunner: An Australian Shepherd Dog that could hear Enemy Aircraft miles away

Dogs have always been part of the history of warfare, for man’s best friend is a friend indeed if he sticks with him in times of peril. Many canine companions earned enormous respect from their human counterparts in various conflicts … Continue reading

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That asshole dog Jack captured on a game cam…

…chasing a squirrel or a rabbit or a bug or a falling leaf. That tail cracks me up. It’s permanently fused in that position after it was broken when he was run over last August. It doesn’t move, even when … Continue reading

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My Monday

I had to take that asshole dog Jack in to get his shots today. Fuuuuuck….. When I scheduled the appointment last week, I ask for a time when they weren’t going to be busy seeing as last time he was … Continue reading

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Happy Anniversary to that asshole dog Jack

Well, it’s been a year since that asshole dog Jack showed up on my back porch half starved, run over, wormy and covered in ticks. You can read the original post about that HERE. A year….. a very long year. … Continue reading

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‘White People Love Dogs Because They Miss Owning Slaves’

Liberal Twitter-user Danielle (@ladypalerider) has a different explanation for people’s love for dogs, however. Wait. I should’ve written: for white people’s love for our canine comrades. According to her, “white people love dogs so much because deep down they miss … Continue reading

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Good Morning

This expression is one of the reasons I tolerate that asshole dog Jack.

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Reminds me of that asshole dog Jack

I swear, he’s the clumsiest dog I’ve ever owned.

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Possum Bowling

Jack’s new favorite game is Bowling With Possums and it’s game on when he spots one in the yard. He doesn’t bite or kill them, he takes some perverse delight into slamming into them at full speed. Once he knocks … Continue reading

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They spent taxpayer money on this shit?

EAST LANSING, Mich. — It’s probably no surprise to their owners, but dogs, much like people, have distinct personalities (canine-alities?) that shift and change over time, according to a new study. Researchers at Michigan State University say dogs also have … Continue reading

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Life’s mysteries and shit

Several times in the past month, I’ve walked out to my truck and discovered weird mud splatters on the passenger side. Not wheel spray, although there’s plenty of that, but almost like somebody’s thrown a handful of mud at it. … Continue reading

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Dog update

CharlieGodammit Starting with Charlie first because he’s the easiest. Not too much going on with the old man. He’s still fat, lazy and happy. He’s losing a few pounds because I had to quit giving Legal Lucy treats, so his … Continue reading

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