Category Archives: Jokes

Blowing Chunks

Three old buddies commiserate the day after getting together for the first time in many years to do a post mortem on the previous evenings bender. The first guy says, “I can’t believe what I did when I got home … Continue reading

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Just in from Los Angeles…

Los Angeles reportedly doesn’t have enough Spanish-speaking judges to adjudicate the cases involving illegal aliens. The language barrier merely adds to the cultural confusion. Yesterday, two Mexican guys showed up in L.A. court for their deportation hearing, and the judge … Continue reading

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Mexican business plan

José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town. Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day. José brings home a suitcase full of $10 dollar … Continue reading

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The old cowboy’s shave

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little … Continue reading

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When you look at it that way…..

Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton. They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books. One student turned in the following book report with … Continue reading

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Going back through Knuckledraggin’ Pt I…..

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of goat. Within a few weeks the goat, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to … Continue reading

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Okay, one more video…..

I love this dude. He was one of the greatest and I don’t care how many times I’ve heard his jokes I still laugh at ’em. I gotta side with Angel on this one but I wasn’t much into his … Continue reading

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Ten things about me

1) I was born in Stockton California 2) I was a lifeguard during my junior year in high school 3) I had a passion as a young adult for bear hunting 4) I’ve made (and lost) a small fortune mining for … Continue reading

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Just keep working at it, preacher

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher. “I just want enough money to go … Continue reading

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Perspective

Four old cowboys are having a discussion about what is the fastest thing in the world. First cowboy says “I believe it’s thinking, ’cause when you prick your finger or touch a flame, the pain instantly becomes thought and hits … Continue reading

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Good Morning Tom Brackett!!!

For the hillbilly outlaw Tom Brackett – from his favorite Jarhead, Whitney. Tom’s daughter Whitney shot me an email telling me that her dad was having some severe health issues and that he loved my blog and would I mind … Continue reading

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OFF WITH THE SLUT’S HEAD!!!!!

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Think she’ll be missed?

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, … Continue reading

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I know, that’s bad…..

You know what the best part is about dating a homeless chick? You don’t have to take her home when your date’s over.

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It’s almost not funny

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. It’s 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting … Continue reading

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Fucking Okies…..

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The coroner tells the detective: “First body: A wealthy New Yorker, 60, died … Continue reading

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Yeah well, what did you expect, man?

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 black and 2 Mexican guys arrive. St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said “Wait here. I will be right back.” St. Peter goes over to God’s chambers and … Continue reading

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An oldie but goodie

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of goat. Within a few weeks the goat, a female, became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to … Continue reading

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Aw c’mon, man…..

I told you Sammy was going to get upset over THIS and THIS. He don’t like it when folks talk shit about him. Matter of fact he don’t like when folks even disagree with him. As predicted, he did his … Continue reading

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Titles

What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? … Continue reading

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