Category Archives: Legal Lucy

My day (so far)

Lisa opened the door first thing this morning and both the dogs shot off the porch to do their morning drill and Lisa came back inside to get her coffee. Lucy came back up to the door whining then took … Continue reading

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That ain’t shit

Lisa came into the house a while ago pissed off. “You know what Lucy just did? Huh?” Fuck, there’s no telling but it can’t be too serious or costly, she’s just a little dog. “No, what?” “Charlie went out and … Continue reading

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It’s a dog’s life, ain’t it?

Jon Sr sent me some money a while back to buy bones and toys for the dogs and this is just about the last of them so I figured I’d post a video showing how much he enjoyed them. That’s … Continue reading

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Charlie and Legal Lucy

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I told you they were alive and fine

That big yella bastard, CharlieGodammit: And his usual position on the porch or lawn: And finally, heading over to take a dump where I’ll be walking before he noticed me watching him: Before anybody says anything about him getting fat, … Continue reading

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Dog update

Some of y’all get kinda cranky when I don’t update you on the dogs now and again. They’re fine. They’ve adapted to life out here just like I figured they would. CharlieGodammit is starting to show his age. He’s 10 … Continue reading

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Riding with Charlie (and Legal Lucy)

Those dogs love to ride. I think it’s for different reasons – CharlieGodammit likes to stick his head out the window and aerate his gums and Legal Lucy likes to bark at people once we get to where we’re going … Continue reading

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I guess I’ve been trained

Miss Lisa, in an effort to dispel my claims that Legal Lucy is flat out stupid, trained her to sit before she got her doggy treat. It still takes me telling her to sit 4 or 5 times before she’ll … Continue reading

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“Hush hush, I thought I hear her callin’ my name…”

Since we’ve moved out here the dogs have had to get used to a whole new environment – people, sounds, smells, everything. CharlieGodammit’s pretty much taken it all in stride, he doesn’t get too excited about anything as long as … Continue reading

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I’ve seen Legal Lucy do that before

Matter of fact that dog’s a dead ringer for Legal Lucy. Pictures of dogs on the walls….. that’s some serious white trash shit right there.

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And now Legal Lucy’s done too

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Heartworm

Say, I was wondering if y’all could help me out. I was wondering about how prevalent heartworm is in Tennessee? It’s non-existent here in the San Joaquin Valley but 50 miles east of us it’s rampant. How bad is it … Continue reading

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Observations at the emergency room

When I took Lisa to the hospital the other day, I took her to Doctor’s in Modesto which is the County hospital. The reason I took her there was because Doc’s office is just a rifle shot away and we … Continue reading

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CharlieGodammit, Legal Lucy and….. Leroy?

I’ve been sitting here for the last 10 minutes watching CharlieGodammit lick his dick. He has the most peaceful content expression on his face, too. Pure bliss and he’s working that motherfucker over too. It makes me wonder if he … Continue reading

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And I thought Legal Lucy was a digger dog

That’s one of my pet names for her, DiggerDog. She had the habit when we got her and she can’t break it. Gophers in the yard don’t help any either.

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Happiness

If I did that for Legal Lucy and CharlieGodammit….. actually, Legal Lucy is the one I’d worry about. She can be downright snappy at times.

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I’m thinking CGD and Legal Lucy wouldn’t be welcome here

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Legal Lucy – The Great White Hunter out gopherin’

She’ll do that for hours. Never caught one that I know of.

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Legal Lucy get’s promoted

I’ve decided to upgrade Legal Lucy’s status in the household from Spare Dog to Other Dog. CharlieGodammit’s the Main Dog til the day he dies, mainly because he was here first. Plus he can kick her ass. That’s huge in … Continue reading

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Legal Lucy, my little ragamuffin girl.

Legal Lucy in her usual spot – between my legs in my chair We’ve had Legal Lucy for 6 months, maybe a year now. She belonged to Cousin Donnie and his wife Janice, but Cousin Donnie decided to get killed … Continue reading

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