Category Archives: News

Who doesn’t like watching shit blow up?

For some reason, practically all of the ammunition in Ukraine used to be stored in one place. I say “used to,” because on Thursday, the massive dump at the Balakliya military installation, you know, exploded. MORE and some BAD-ASS VIDEO … Continue reading

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Keepin’ it classy

Two people have been arrested after police interrupted their very public lovemaking in Rosslyn. The incident happened behind Fire Station 10, in Rosslyn Highlands Park, according to scanner traffic. “At approximately 3:32 p.m. on March 22, officers were dispatched to … Continue reading

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Finally

Chuck Barris, who hosted “The Gong Show” and created “The Dating Game” and “The Newlywed Game,” died Tuesday of natural causes in Palisades, N.Y., his publicist confirmed. He was 87. MORE

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And in Merry Old England today…

A knife-wielding attacker was shot by armed police in the grounds of Parliament today after pedestrians were mowed down on Westminster Bridge. An intruder with a knife managed to break into the grounds of the Houses of Parliament and stabbed … Continue reading

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One of the Boys, Martin McGuinness, dead at 66

DUBLIN – Martin McGuinness took up arms to fight British soldiers in the streets but ended up shaking hands with Queen Elizabeth II. A militant who long sought to unify Ireland through violence, he became a peacemaking politician who earned … Continue reading

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Fucking A

A 21-year-old woman with Down syndrome fulfilled her lifelong dream to present the weather report on French television last week despite previous state rulings banning those with the condition from television. Mélanie Ségard presented the weather report for the evening … Continue reading

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A robot worker couldn’t do this

A hero employee at a McDonald’s in Florida leaped through a service window after spotting a police officer had passed out with her children in the car. Pedro Viloria became worried when he served the off-duty cop, who was struggling … Continue reading

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No rest for Nazis

WARSAW, Poland — Poland will seek the arrest and extradition of a Minnesota man exposed by The Associated Press as a former commander in an SS-led unit that burned Polish villages and killed civilians in World War II, prosecutors said … Continue reading

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Bombs away!

A specialist bomb squad has been scrambled to the Swedish city of Gothenburg after an explosion, just 24 hours after a suspected car bomb rocked Stockholm. The incident occurred in the stairwell of an apartment block just after 10 pm … Continue reading

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“NEXT!!!”

An American state plans to put eight inmates to death over the course of 10 days next month on an ‘assembly line’ of executions. The death sentences have been rushed forward because Arkansas state’s supply of the drug used in … Continue reading

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Keep an eye out for sales

Gander Mountain announced Friday that it has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection while it closes 32 underperforming stores and searches for a buyer. The St. Paul-based outdoor-goods retailer said it “generally expects to conduct normal business operations during the … Continue reading

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Damn, they’d shit themselves if I was let in

A Fox News Radio correspondent confronted in the White House briefing room the White House reporter for a website that traffics in conspiracy theories, witnesses said on Friday. As reporters were getting settled ahead of Friday’s briefing, the Fox correspondent … Continue reading

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Obama’s brother produces THE birth certificate

An Obama has joined the birther movement. Malik Obama, Barack Obama’s half-brother, tweeted image of what appears to be Barack’s birth certificate. Except it’s not from Hawaii, but rather Kenya. MORE

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Making your homework interesting

A Danish boy has discovered the remains of a German World War Two bomber – complete with the pilot’s skeleton – in a field near to his family’s farm. Daniel Rom Kristiansen, 14, found the German Messerschmitt plane, and its … Continue reading

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One preemptive strike…..

North Korea could soon have the capacity to launch an attack on Hawaii that would devastate America’s Pacific military bases, accelerating the need for the United States to upgrade missile defenses in the area. MORE

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Looks like this calls for a preemptive strike

Seoul (AFP) – Nuclear-armed North Korea said Tuesday its missile launches were training for a strike on US bases in Japan, as global condemnation of the regime swelled. Three of the four missiles fired Monday came down provocatively close to … Continue reading

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I know I damned sure can’t

…..That said, we decided to look into the CEO’s claim about the woeful state of US finances. What we found is that according to a recent Bankrate survey of 1,000 adults, 57% of Americans don’t have enough cash to cover … Continue reading

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Well, he won’t do that again

A man has died of the injuries he suffered when he was punched by a construction worker during an argument over traffic cones at a work site in Northeast Washington last week, police say. The victim was identified in court … Continue reading

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Too bad

HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT – The Connecticut woman who underwent a face transplant five years ago after being attacked by a chimpanzee is back in a Boston hospital after doctors discovered her body is rejecting the transplant. Charla Nash had been taking … Continue reading

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Sigh~Guess the race

Two Detroit women are charged in the killing of a Garden City High School student who was shot in the head after someone reportedly made a snide comment about the size of one of the women’s derriere. Sharnea Diamond McCoy, … Continue reading

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