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Follow-up: not guilty

Richard Henry Patterson, the Margate man who initially claimed his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex, was found not guilty Monday of second-degree murder. MORE -WiscoDave

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“Fly the flag, Mayor”

BILOXI, Miss. (AP) — As a warm breeze wafts in from the Gulf of Mexico, Carol Mize paces across the street from Biloxi’s white marble City Hall. In one hand, she carries a Mississippi flag and in the other, a … Continue reading

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Whew, I’m a white boy after all

The history of human evolution has been rewritten after scientists discovered that Europe was the birthplace of mankind, not Africa. Currently, most experts believe that our human lineage split from apes around seven million years ago in central Africa, where … Continue reading

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If you’re gonna go, go large

CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — The Citrus County Sheriff’s Office says a newly unveiled “Don’t Drink and Drive” patrol car was damaged after a crash involving a drunk driver. Deputies say 63-year-old Paul Wilkins of Crystal River drove through cones … Continue reading

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A cumbucket. For real.

NEW PORT RICHEY — Felicia Nevins and her husband have been trying to conceive a child for three years now. They decided to try artificial insemination — something she had yet to tell her own family about. MORE

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Getting closer to the Big One

North Korea has fired an ‘unspecified missile’ in a latest act of aggression, according to military sources. A South Korean news agency are claiming that the projectile took off from a location near Pukchang. However, NHK News, a Japanese new … Continue reading

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American ISIS

NEW ORLEANS — They are all gone now. On Friday, the statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee became the last of New Orleans’s four contested monuments to go, an end to more than 130 years of publicly honoring a … Continue reading

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Alabama protects Confederate monuments

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — Alabama lawmakers of Friday approved sweeping protections for Confederate monuments, names and other historic memorials, as some Southern cities rethink the appropriateness of keeping such emblems on public property. The measure “would prohibit the relocation, removal, … Continue reading

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Some folks don’t take any shit

New video captures Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan watching members of his security detail violently clash with protestors in Washington on Tuesday. The Hill confirmed that the video, uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, was shot by a staff member at … Continue reading

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Now break it down by State and legal status

Immigrants represent a steadily growing share of the American workforce, a trend that could be interrupted by U.S. efforts to overhaul immigration policy. The number of foreign-born workers in the U.S. rose to nearly 27 million in 2016, up about … Continue reading

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Hey WiscoDave, do you know this dude?

ELKHORN—A former East Troy man argued with his wife about sex, threatened to shoot off his own penis, went into another room and fired four shots, according to a criminal complaint. “If I’m not using it, I might as well … Continue reading

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It only takes 2.5 seconds to press a button

Donald Trump would have just 10 minutes to decide what to do North Korea fired a missile at the US mainland, according to experts. Although Kim Jong-Un’s arsenal is some way off being able to travel the 5,500 miles needed … Continue reading

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Give me a Meat & 3 anytime

There’s a limit to unlimited breadsticks after all. Americans are rejecting the consistency of national restaurant chains after decades of dominance in favor of the authenticity of locally owned eateries, with their daily specials and Mom’s watercolors decorating the walls. … Continue reading

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Kimmie launches another one toward Japan

Kim Jong-Un has fired a missile 400 miles into the Sea of Japan in the latest show of force amid tensions with the US. The nature of Sunday’s projectile is not immediately clear, a South Korean military official said, though … Continue reading

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WE’RE #3!!! WOO-HOO!!!

An Austrian tank platoon came in first in this year’s NATO tank competition, co-hosted by the US and Germany. Newcomer Ukraine finished second to last, beating out Poland. MORE -WiscoDave

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The difference between California and everybody else

Court rules Kentucky print shop has Right to avoid making gay pride T-shirts. The owner argued that producing the shirts promoting a gay pride festival conflicted with his beliefs. MORE – WSJ, you may hit a paywall. ***** Hey, you folks … Continue reading

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Snakebites in Georgia on the rise

Michael Jeffords is part of a painful but growing trend in Georgia this year — snakebite victims. Jeffords was at a friend’s lake house recently when a copperhead targeted his foot. That sent him to a hospital for three days. … Continue reading

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Aw, damn…

LAKE JACKSON, Texas – A Texas couple left the world last month the same way they began their relationship 62 years ago — holding hands. Thomas and Delma Ledbetter, of Lake Jackson, died less than 90 minutes apart on April … Continue reading

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That’s probably not a good idea – we know our shit works

North Korea’s ambassador to the UK has told Sky News his country will go ahead with its sixth nuclear test at the time and place of its leader’s choosing. In his first interview in the role, ambassador Choe Il said … Continue reading

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And Good Morning to you!

North Carolina police say they’re investigating the possible suicide of an Army veteran charged with shooting her service dog as she laughed. Fayetteville Police Lt. Todd Joyce said Sunday investigators believe that 23-year-old Marinna Rollins killed herself. Joyce declined to … Continue reading

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