Category Archives: Okies

Fucking Okies

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“Here, take your bomb back too”

LAWTON, Okla. (KFOR) – The FBI is seeking information to identify a man accused of robbing a bank in Lawton this week. On Monday, around 10:40 a.m., an unknown suspect approached the drive-thru teller lane of the Southwest Credit Union … Continue reading

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Mother of the Year

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – The woman accused of helping her sons dismember and hide the bodies of two murdered men was sentenced in an Oklahoma County court Friday afternoon. Crystal Boettler pleaded guilty to being an accessory after the fact. … Continue reading

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I Can’t Drive….. SIXTY NINE!!!

Purcell, Oklahoma – A couple was arrested by Police on Sunday when they drove their car into a home. Officers responded to reports of the crash at a home on Saturday night around 11 p.m. Residents of the house quickly … Continue reading

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Fucking Okies…..

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – The Oklahoma House of Representatives rejected a bill that banned child marriage in Oklahoma. House Bill 3873, authored by Rep. Jason Dunnington, would have prohibited minors under the age of 16-years-old from getting married. MORE ***** … Continue reading

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Pissed off the wrong people, I see

TULSA, Okla. (KFOR) – Authorities in Tulsa County say they have arrested eight people in connection to the death of an Oklahoma man. In December, Tulsa County deputies were called to an area north of Tulsa following a reported assault. … Continue reading

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Oklahoma counties move up into the 21st Century

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – It seems that big changes will be coming to liquor stores across the state. In addition to voting in the presidential primary election, voters in several counties also had to decide whether or not to approve … Continue reading

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Okie charged with Assault With a Deadly Roomba

YUKON, Okla. (KFOR) – A Yukon neighborhood is on edge after one of their neighbors went on a violent spree, allegedly throwing fecal matter, breaking down a fence and barricading himself inside his home. Eventually the bomb squad and the … Continue reading

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“Do not approach a bloody man in his underwear”

OKFUSKEE COUNTY, Okla. (KFOR) – The search for a double homicide suspect is underway in Okfuskee County. According to the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation, officials are searching for a person of interest in connection with a double homicide and … Continue reading

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Gotta supplement that income somehow

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) – A husband and wife who were Oklahoma prison guards have been sentenced to prison for distributing methamphetamine to inmates. Micah Lynne Wascher, 37, and her husband, Travis Eugene Wascher, 43, were sentenced Tuesday in federal court in … Continue reading

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I hope he waited for a Porsche

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – Officials are searching for a man who pretended to be a valet employee with a local hospital, but ended up stealing the victim’s vehicle. MORE

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PsychoChicks – we’ve all had ’em

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – A woman has been taken into custody after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend multiple times. On Tuesday night, Oklahoma City officers were called to an apartment complex in the 2600 block of N.E. 36th St. following … Continue reading

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Maybe they should lock their car doors, hmmm?

TULSA, Okla. (KOKI)- Authorities in Tulsa say a man is in custody after allegedly stealing a police officer’s weapon from a patrol car. Investigators say Tulsa police officers were patrolling near 51st and Memorial when they spotted a man rummaging … Continue reading

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NO!!! NOT OKLAHOMA!!!

OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – A new House bill set for this legislative session would limit the number of bullets a gun could hold at one time. The bills author says 10 other states, including Colorado, have put limits on high … Continue reading

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You don’t fuck with a redneck’s Walmart

On Monday, November 18, 2019 a man, Yayo Varela, Jr., killed two people in a Walmart parking lot in Duncan, Oklahoma. According to a witness, an armed citizen stopped the murderer. MORE

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To Protect and Serve

An Oklahoma police officer is accused of multiple sex crimes of children, according to KFOR and other media outlets. Bradley Don Goodin, 45, is charged with “three counts of lewd molestation and two counts of child sexual abuse in separate … Continue reading

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Your Wednesday Morning Florida/Okie Report

PENSACOLA, Fla. — An Oklahoma police chief and one of his officers went to Florida for a law enforcement training conference, but something went terribly wrong. Michael Nealey, 49, was arrested and will be charged with homicide after the Escambia … Continue reading

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Fucking Okies, man…

-Herb

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