Category Archives: WiscoDave

He’ll have to reenlist for 237 years to pay that shit off

A Russian military court has ordered a soldier to play $380,000 in compensation after a 2S7 Pion self-propelled artillery gun fell from his truck and suffered irreparable damage due to not being properly secured. Contract soldier Nikita Proskurin hit the … Continue reading

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Wait until they find out about Speedy Gonzalez

A university professor deemed the beloved cartoon “SpongeBob Squarepants” “violent,” “racist,” and “insidious” in a scholarly article. University of Washington professor Holly Barker published her musings on the yellow sponge cartoon character and his deep-sea pals in an academic journal … Continue reading

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No thanks, I’ll stick to Kentucky corn whiskey

Whisky (or whiskey if you’re Irish or American) has a 1,000-year long history. According to legend, Irish monks travelling to Mediterranean countries encountered the fundamentals of distilling and introduced the technique on their return. The Irish and Scots have both … Continue reading

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Oh hell no, don’t put her bullshit off on me

Organizers say millions of youth around the world have joined the Fridays for Future student walkouts to protest climate change. They have hailed its founder, 16-year-old Greta Thunberg of Sweden, who is currently on a North American tour to join … Continue reading

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The Crisis

I have predicted from past trends that 2020 will probably be the last democratic election, and the proverbial hits the fan around 2026. (Though chances are that we will still be holding elections for a very long time to come, … Continue reading

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“Good steak, honey – I can hardly taste the paint”

No, scientists are not unveiling a new cow-zebra crossbreed, but they are painting cattle with stripes. According to a new study published in peer-review journal PLOS ONE, painting cows with zebra-like stripes drastically reduces the number of biting flies unleashing … Continue reading

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Trans and Nonbinary People Can Be Pregnant, Too

WiscoDave challenged me to read through this entire article. I failed miserably. I am nonbinary. I was assigned female at birth, but my gender is neither male nor female. When my ex-partner and I were trying to conceive our first … Continue reading

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Wisconsin – tackling the tough issues

MADISON – Lawmakers in the state Senate voted Tuesday to make sex with animals a felony and to legalize lemonade stands for children. MORE -WiscoDave

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No Charges For Deputy Who Shot Homeowner From Outside the Home

Back in July, I wrote about in incident in South Carolina where a deputy shot a homeowner from outside the man’s home. Now, local authorities have opted not to charge the deputy in the shooting. The Greenville News has the … Continue reading

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Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon…..

Drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro are accused of raising pigs to eat the dead bodies of rival gang members they have killed. Two investigations by state police have concluded that drug dealers fed at least nine people to the … Continue reading

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Wisco, take heed

International Raccoon Appreciation Day celebrates all animals that are misunderstood and who are known as being pests or “nuisance animals,” but who are actually an important part of their ecosystem. Examples of such animals may include raccoons and coyotes in … Continue reading

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Who hasn’t called in hungover?

A Frankfurt court has ruled than a hangover constitutes an illness, just in time for the beginning of Oktoberfest. MORE -WiscoDave

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Oughta work

An influx of Bay Area visitors to Sonoma County’s bucolic riverlands has spiked in recent years, bringing with it a problem typically reserved for the privacy of one’s own home. People are pooping in public. And they’re doing so in … Continue reading

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Once the Trust is Gone

What do you do after you lose trust in your institutions? All your institutions? What happens to a civilization when every public institution, everything we are supposed to trust and believe has provably lied to us? From the media with … Continue reading

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As long as they went home safely that night

Just recently, in fact, Gay Plack, a 57-year-old Virginia woman with bipolar disorder, was killed after two police officers—sent to do a welfare check on her—entered her home uninvited, wandered through the house shouting her name, kicked open her locked … Continue reading

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Where liberals go to die

-WiscoDave

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Robert Hunter dead at 78

Robert Hunter, the poet and writer who provided the Grateful Dead with many of their vivid and enduring lyrics, died Monday night. He was 78. No cause of death was provided. “It is with great sadness we confirm our beloved … Continue reading

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This Company Built a Private Surveillance Network. We Tracked Someone With It

In just a few taps and clicks, the tool showed where a car had been seen throughout the U.S. A private investigator source had access to a powerful system used by their industry, repossession agents, and insurance companies. Armed with … Continue reading

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They seem like nice folks

MONTERREY, Nuevo Leon – Gunmen with Los Zetas cut the face off a man who was romantically involved with a relative of a cartel member. After being threatened, the victim tried to flee the border city of Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, … Continue reading

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Blaming the gun…

Houston police chief Art Acevedo pushed gun control after one of his officers got into a physical struggle with a criminal and was shot with his own gun. The Associated Press reports the 29-year-old officer, a five-year veteran of the … Continue reading

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