Category Archives: WiscoDave

Army, Navy, Air Force, EPA

From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of – EPA? If sending Marines, Navy Seals, and Delta force to the world’s trouble spots doesn’t work, we could also send the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), or the Animal and Plant … Continue reading

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Big Brother knows best

In Jack London’s famous short story, “To Build A Fire,” a man freezes to death because he underestimates the cold in America’s far north and cannot build a proper fire. The unnamed man—a chechaquo, what Alaska natives call newcomers—is accompanied … Continue reading

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A follow up from yesterday’s post

After news spread that Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz was buying personalized shotguns for his offensive line this Christmas, the players were quickly offered another gift: gun locks. The gun-violence-prevention group CeaseFirePA said it was sending gun locks to the Eagles … Continue reading

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Berlin attacker shot dead dead dead by Milan police

BERLIN — The suspect in the Berlin Christmas market attack was shot dead Friday at a Milan checkpoint by an Italian police trainee, ending an international manhunt but raising new fears as an Islamic State video purported to show the … Continue reading

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WiscoDave and his RACcoon buddy- The Real Story

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Scott Walker’s Call to Arms

America owes President Barack Obama an enormous debt of gratitude for showing how truly dangerous the federal government can be when our Constitution’s checks and balances start failing. With the active collusion of congressional Democrats, President Obama’s presidency has been … Continue reading

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A righteous rant

‘We will do whatever is necessary. That means long-range weapons, short weapons, machine guns, even if this sounds martial.’ These were the words of German politician Klaus Bouillon, a member of Mrs Merkel’s CDU party, in response to yet another … Continue reading

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Berlin terrorist may have gotten away

A man arrested following the deadly truck ramming attack on a Berlin Christmas market was not the perpetrator of the attack while the real attacker is still at large, local media on Tuesday. At the same time, the Berlin police … Continue reading

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Terror attack in Berlin

A truck has plowed into crowds at the Christmas Market in the German capital of Berlin, killing at least two people and injuring an unknown number of others, officials and witnesses say. A terror attack is suspected.  FOR LIVE UPDATES: … Continue reading

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A better mousetrap… er, snow shovel

You can thank WiscoDave for this tip.

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Who’s on first


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Wait… what?


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WiscoDave must’ve caught them doing the nasty

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Aw, damn…..

A terminally-ill five-year-old boy has died in Father Christmas’s arms after having his final wish to see Santa Claus fulfilled. Eric Schmitt-Matzen plays Santa at 80 different gigs every year, but it was one boy in a Tennessee hospital who … Continue reading

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Damn, Chicago’s really hurting

CHICAGO—The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of murders on Friday morning and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced. “As we speak, maintenance … Continue reading

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Hang in there, Chicago

CHICAGO—Promising that every effort would be made to limit the impact on residents’ day-to-day lives, Chicago officials announced Wednesday that a fleet of plows was working around the clock to clear more than 18 inches of fresh bullet casings that … Continue reading

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Abbott and Costello and the AIDS test


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And in Reno…

Reno police on the scene at Hug High School after a shooting incident Wednesday morning, Dec. 7, 2016. Washoe County School District Police Department confirmed a report of a shooting at Hug High School. One person was taken to a … Continue reading

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Seeking refuge from WiscoDave

It was once dubbed the floating White House. The decks hosted presidents from FDR to Jimmy Carter as they sought refuge from the Oval Office. But the USS Sequoia, which used to be the President’s personal boat, has now been … Continue reading

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And now you know

While most terms that entered English as a result of the British empire have not been adopted into American English, chit is an exception, persisting particularly in military usage. Chits com­­prise notes or official letters entitling the bearer to permission … Continue reading

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